Reposted by Lyoto MachinimaOh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 9h"They got a bunch of hall of famers. We got a bunch of gamers" 🔥🔥🔥 223752
Lyoto Machinima @mcortland.bsky.social · 10hI've decided that this is my favorite version of the male form 000
Lyoto Machinima @mcortland.bsky.social · 11hI am almost unreasonably excited for the Saturday night showing I booked 010
Lyoto Machinima @mcortland.bsky.social · 13hUnless I missed something, I have no idea what part of that song is King gizz 010
Reposted by Lyoto MachinimaBeatGhoul @beatgrrrl.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Lynchburg, Virginia City Council Meeting, October 13, 2026 Councilmember Marty Misjuns was burned at the stake. 😂 46914
Lyoto Machinima @mcortland.bsky.social · 15/10/2026On fridays I would get 2 miller high lifes. 1 for me, and 1 for Pete... my table 000
Lyoto Machinima @mcortland.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Rule 1 of playing against James Cook - do NOT let james cook 010
Lyoto Machinima @mcortland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Always worth it to hear the noise they might make 030
Lyoto Machinima @mcortland.bsky.social · 03/10/2026But hear me out... What if we introduced more pain and suffering to the world? Won't that make things better? /s 001
Reposted by Lyoto Machinimaweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 62107292533
Reposted by Lyoto MachinimaHannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward 10135043787
Lyoto Machinima @mcortland.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Feels like Ben got too greedy today... I love them for that though 000
Lyoto Machinima @mcortland.bsky.social · 19/09/2026static.klipy.comIASIP Boys Dance to The Boys Are Back In TownALT: IASIP Boys Dance to The Boys Are Back In Town 010
Lyoto Machinima @mcortland.bsky.social · 13/09/2026But... La Monumental! Did you not enjoy La Monumental!? 000
Lyoto Machinima @mcortland.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Soooo they practiced this before? That was about the shortest punt I've ever seen 020
Lyoto Machinima @mcortland.bsky.social · 11/09/2026That's when the substation kicks in!static.klipy.comZap SimpsonsALT: Zap Simpsons 011
Lyoto Machinima @mcortland.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Good to know what NOT to watch. I didn't know this was happening, got half interested to throw it on while cooking, then saw this post. Why would I even bother watching if I can tune into any AI slop channel now and get the same treatment? 000
Lyoto Machinima @mcortland.bsky.social · 16/08/2026That hairpin was designed by the devil himself. If we're coming back I really hope they change it 010
Lyoto Machinima @mcortland.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Isn't this the book about a Ninja sharting himself? 000
Lyoto Machinima @mcortland.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I really don't understand what they were even in that performance for. My only guess is FIFA didn't want to pay jack white to play 7 nation army for the bazillionth time. 000
Reposted by Lyoto MachinimaAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16/07/2026Oyer: "2 days after Blanche was confirmed as deputy AG, he fired me from my position as DOJ's career pardon attorney. I declined to rubber stamp a favor for a friend of the president, and it cost me my job. Mr Blanche's office had asked me to restore the gun rights of a convicted domestic abuser..." 360133005451
Lyoto Machinima @mcortland.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Couldn't bring myself to play the remake, but I LOVED this game on the og Xbox 000
Reposted by Lyoto MachinimaThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026wow oh no aw geeze anyway sorry this video attached itself somehow I'm not good enough at computer to remove it 914922
Lyoto Machinima @mcortland.bsky.social · 10/07/2026static.klipy.comMetal Gear Rising: Senator Armstrong Says NoAlt: A capitalist's response 000
Lyoto Machinima @mcortland.bsky.social · 07/07/2026This wasn't the reason they lost, but it still felt like it in the moment. Totally devastating shot. 100
Lyoto Machinima @mcortland.bsky.social · 07/07/2026That was a terrible judgement call... like, what was his plan there? 100
Lyoto Machinima @mcortland.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Its a good hobby. You can fit them on all your shelves.. I promise! 010
Reposted by Lyoto MachinimaMicah @rincewind.run · 04/07/2026good morning, it is the fourth of july and the worst people alive are currently running the country fuck them, we're going to win because this place can and will be better than they are 121364217
Reposted by Lyoto MachinimaAmmnontet! @bleakvision.info · 19/10/2025BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you! 4173572267
