Reposted by Marcella ArguelloMarcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026CHICAGO THURSDAY FUN LINE UP TEN BUCKS SEE YOU THEN!! 0105
Reposted by Marcella ArguelloMarcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Check me out on Nicole Byers podcast this week!! headgum.com/why-wont-you...headgum.comWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer - You Should Date a Short King (w/ Marcella Arguello)We’ve all heard the persistent dating mandate that the ideal man needs to be over 6ft tall. But what happens when you’re a 6"2 woman facing a dating pool of tall men who have coasted by on their heigh... 1233
Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Of course social media suppresses flyers and doesnt show them to your followers even after you pay for ads, they want everyone staying online, inside and arguing all night. So this is your reminder to leave the house and SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL WHATEVER THE FUCK!!! 12610
Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026CHICAGO THURSDAY FUN LINE UP TEN BUCKS SEE YOU THEN!! 0105
Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Check me out on Nicole Byers podcast this week!! headgum.com/why-wont-you...headgum.comWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer - You Should Date a Short King (w/ Marcella Arguello)We’ve all heard the persistent dating mandate that the ideal man needs to be over 6ft tall. But what happens when you’re a 6"2 woman facing a dating pool of tall men who have coasted by on their heigh... 1233
Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Boner city on todays episode of The Daily Zeitgeist! Check it out its a fun one: www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...iheart.comLEFTIST Joe Rogan, Pepper Spray Is Golden 09.22.26 - The Daily Zeitgeist | iHeart<p>In episode 2129, Jack and Miles are joined by actor, writer, and stand-up comedian, <a href='https://www.marcellacomedy.com/'>Marcella Arguello</a>, to discuss… Logan Brothers At Pentagon, T... 260
Reposted by Marcella ArguelloRuss @russ41.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The coverage of Piker made so much more sense once I realized they see him as a business competitor. 192352314
Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Final tour date is finally here! Fargo ND see you soon. Tell a damn friend!! 130
Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Some people think breakfast for dinner is CRAZY of course they don’t understand the concept of trans people or womens rights. 3395
Reposted by Marcella ArguelloTiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026Please buy a ticket, she needs the sales as part of her work release program. 2102
Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Central Valley - I bring the terror tonight and tomorrow in Manteca! Low ticket warning!!! See ya this weekend!! 😈 184
Reposted by Marcella ArguelloPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 11/09/2026Feels like Connecticut is ahead of the curve on this.ctinsider.comConnecticut issues cease-and-desist orders to nine prediction market companiesWhen sports betting was approved by state lawmakers in 2021, betting on Connecticut college and university games was prohibited. 10593101
Reposted by Marcella ArguelloCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Oh. Oh oh my goodness my goodness my goodness 2353871
Reposted by Marcella ArguelloAG Andrea Joy Campbell @massago.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Only law enforcement offices like your Attorney General have the authority to recover lost funds from crypto scams. Recently, my office took on a fraud investment scam and recovered $68,000 for a victim. If you or someone you know has been scammed, skip the tracing companies and call your AG. 12615
Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026A country addicted to gambling is absolutely gonna risk it all for a chance at 5k. 0322
Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Cant wait to be back in the 209 this weekend at my favorite club in the Central Valley!!! Come see me!! 080
Reposted by Marcella ArguelloListen I'm Scary OK @katiemcvay.cryptoanarchy.network · 08/09/2026it is really actually insane that there isn’t a sitcom about baristas. like 90% of our economy is baristas. 0142
Reposted by Marcella ArguelloTiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 03/09/2026We've obviously learned by now there is no shaming those people. 0277
Reposted by Marcella ArguelloDart Adams @dartadams.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Hell you get helmet head as a civilian? 153
Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Men shouldn’t be allowed to say theyre six feet if six of those inches is forehead 3366
Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026That fake NFL player who scammed those women is just proof women have zero standards when a man is tall. 5331
Reposted by Marcella ArguelloMarcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Chicago Next Week! My monthly show is back!! Always a fun time, just ask the regulars! Here’s my very much not AI flyer. See ya then. 081
Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Are you tellin me the only safe meat in this country is dick ?? 4376
Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Chicago Next Week! My monthly show is back!! Always a fun time, just ask the regulars! Here’s my very much not AI flyer. See ya then. 081
Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly was the only ethical billionaire (because she never became one). 06210
Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026This is the irl version of men talkin shit online to women they dont know because its the only way they can get women to talk to them. 0151
Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026What if Ariana doesn’t have an eating disorder she just keeps eating all the recalled foods before theyre recalled 1120
Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026me and my big feet when we learned feet grow during perimenopause 1200
Reposted by Marcella ArguelloSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 16/08/2026The media’s favorite disillusioned Trump voter story is, “I never thought he’d come for my young, hot second wife.” 432994403
Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Silver lining is we’re gonna lose some ice agents cause they’re definitely gonna try and jack it with the electric gloves 1384
Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Chicago has snow days but the way this summer’s going I need them to implement sun days cause wtfff 0100
Reposted by Marcella ArguelloThe Baldfather @solochills.blacksky.app · 12/08/2026The person in the background fed up😂😂😂😂 2196
Reposted by Marcella ArguelloPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026There have reportedly been multiple attempts by sailors to jump overboard the USS Abraham Lincoln as poor conditions and mental stress reach a breaking point. The crew is in its ninth month at sea, and has spent 250 days consecutively without making land, a recordtheguardian.comUSS Abraham Lincoln sailors tried to jump overboard amid extended deployment – reportsAircraft carrier’s crew in ninth month at sea and has spent record 250 days consecutively without making land 1081609598
Reposted by Marcella ArguelloMarcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026SEPT 11 & 12TH I BRING THE TERROR 1241
Reposted by Marcella ArguelloMarcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 05/08/2025I’m not great at photoshopping two images together with the free app i have but i certainly try 581152452926
Reposted by Marcella ArguelloShort King🎃Scream Queen @curiah.city · 09/08/2026Never let anything or anyone convince you that you're too old for whimsy and fun. 155681689
Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Now that I’m on Abbott, the next step is to join the Parent Tariq Alliance. 0140
Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Its gonna be crazy when they have Hologram Mitch McConnell vote. 0221
Reposted by Marcella ArguelloRolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 06/08/2026“Too often representatives don’t represent the public; they represent the people who pay for their campaigns, and that’s exactly why we’ve got to get money out of politics.” More: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol... 08812
Reposted by Marcella ArguelloMarcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I’m so happy to have this weekend off because NEXT WEEK CHICAGO is gonna be a non stop blast. I have my monthly on Thursday and opening for the hilarious homie Orlando Leyba at the Improv all weekend. You cant afford therapy rn so come get these laughs while having a fun night out!! Cya then! 0114
Reposted by Marcella ArguelloMarcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026CHICAGO THIS THURSDAY 0112
Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026A fun part about flying is those biscoff cookies with the gorilla grip packaging. 190
Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I’m so happy to have this weekend off because NEXT WEEK CHICAGO is gonna be a non stop blast. I have my monthly on Thursday and opening for the hilarious homie Orlando Leyba at the Improv all weekend. You cant afford therapy rn so come get these laughs while having a fun night out!! Cya then! 0114
Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Youre telling me men love raping so much they’ve moved on to books??? 070
Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026They want us to be scared of black and brown immigrants meanwhile this is what a cold blooded murderer in america looks like 1182
