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"I don't want to waste my time, become another casualty of society," I sing to myself as I work my 8-5 email job from home. #PunkRock

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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I will vote, make calls, knock doors, take up arms for whoever destroys the online gambling industry

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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Thank you, Justin Verlander 🧡 JV leaves the mound for the Tigers - one final time.

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I truly do not care who or where the Cubs play in the Wild Card round as long as the games aren't during my work day.

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Most riveting thing I've seen all week

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I can't believe I have to care about what the Rockies are doing in September because the Cubs can't beat the damn Marlins.

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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

World Championship Pond Crossing at the Sugarloaf Bike Park in New Brunswick, Canada 🇨🇦 IG: @crankworxsummerseries www.instagram.com/crankworxsum...

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Got a Spiderman band-aid with my flu shot this morning. What a time to be alive!

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The song sucks, but it at least makes me think of this video and want to meme it.

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I am begging for the superpower to mute other people. Few things worse than being stuck within earshot of someone who is loudly and confidently full of shit.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17/09/2026

if i am elected, restaurants will be required to post their actual in-store menu on their website and not just a link to a delivery service. the menu may be in the annoying format of their choice but it should be descriptive and it should list what it actually costs to get a thing at the restaurant.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

every car should have the driver’s workplace’s phone number on it and if you block the crosswalk i’m allowed to make a good faith effort to get you fired from your job. and if you’re the boss at your job then you just aren’t allowed a car sorry

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Genuinely think project management systems are a form of learned helplessness. Ten years ago I did a more complex job with nothing other than a checklist on a pad of paper. Now, if I don't have a task for something it might as well not exist in my mind. Dumb.

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: Powerline will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"Grok, how do I make spaghetti?"

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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce

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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 15/07/2023

everyone's talking about some guy. who cares.

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The problem with the Cubs is their SHITBED% is high. #Sabermetrics

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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I think one of the very best things we can do for society is get people out of cars and and using modes of transportation where they engage with other humans, whether that's biking, walking, rolling, or using public transit. Cars isolate. Active transportation builds and strengthens communities.

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Unironically this. I'm a WMU alum and you will never make me care about college football.

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/09/2026

sammy sosa they can never make me hate you

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Working on the next chapter of my memoirs, to be titled "It's 102 Degrees in September: My Supervillain Origin Story."

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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Average MLB player Wikipedia page

Wikipedia sections:

Early life
Baseball
Racially insensitive comments
Personal life and family

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026

i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

"The years start coming and they don't stop coming."

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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Payton Tolle is an absolute gem 😭

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player

HUNTER CORNMAN

Apple-cheeked blond oaf

Usually hits .218 but turns into Ted fucking Williams whenver he's facing your team

Attended Robert E. Lee-Strom Thurmond Secondary in South Biscuitville

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Perpetually damp-looking ambidextrous sidearm knuckleballer with 0.95 ERA

Acquired by the Rays for $500 out of the Boat Repair Technical College of Alaska

The moment he’s owed real money he will be traded to the Yankees for a stack of scratch-off tickets

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Always fun to receive a piece of news during a work meeting that makes everyone react like this.

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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

excuse me what

A white defensive back from Valparaiso University named Kaiser Wilhelm

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Those of us who are fans of Cawlidge Hawkee would beg to differ.

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Can't say I've ever been bit by a mosquito through the hair on my scalp. Summer can be over any time.

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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 25/08/2026

i think america should have a bunch of rules that apply to everybody equally. i think the rules should be designed to discourage bad things from happening and punish the people responsible when they do. i would write the rules down where everybody can see them

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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 23/08/2026

dudes will always find a way to rock

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Shifting baselines have affected all of my hobbies in negative ways, which makes it so damn satisfying to experience something that feels like the way things used to be. What a great weekend.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

i've been working in sports media for quite a long time now, but i'll be honest, i've never bothered to learn the names of any of the players in any sport. i have no idea who the hell any of these people are. i just look at the ball

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Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Klay set to join Heat? Buddy, that's how bricks are made.

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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 20/08/2026

For many weeks, the two species had lived in mutual tolerance of one another. And then, without provocation, the hornets began throwing rocks at Ned’s house.

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

"Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels." -- Some boring-ass MF who eats the same three meals every day. Enjoy your Greek yogurt for the 788th day in a row.

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