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"Would you still love me if I worked in middle management?" - Some insect to their significant other

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Can Stephen A write anymore? Seems like all he's done the last 15 years is yell.

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I am once again begging for a single streaming option that covers all the sports I want to watch.

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026

That would be a Banner hire for them.

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Holy shit.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

drivers don’t think of themselves as ‘sharing the road’ with cyclists and pedestrians. they think they occasionally donate bits of road to us out of the goodness of their hearts and that doing so is optional

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Drive up that trade value, Dylan.

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And it probably costs as much as the Popemobile.

Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

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The mobility of children is simply not taken seriously or viewed as important. Something illustrative is how people will often say that kids "don't count" when you remind them that children and young teens are nondrivers who deserve the right to get around without cars.

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

All the locals already knew they were there anyway.

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'd think his wingspan would be of greater interest

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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

the maddest I've ever had anyone get in my Twitter mentions was when I made this joke about Blake Snell:

a tweet by Nikki Haley, who posted "12 fellas down, 1 to go", quoted by me, saying, "Blake Snell at the start of the 5th inning:"

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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites

Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

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Jed Hoyer at his end of season press conference talking into a microphone

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Gather round and I shall tell the legend of the Lions defense that forced an incompletion.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I also find it fucking hilarious that the AI stans are like "your kids will be left behind if they don't use it" as if it's harder to type a prompt into a text box to ask someone else to do your work than it is to read and understand a book or learn mathematics on your own. Foh.

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Losing to PJ Fleck and Iowa OC Tim Lester (both former WMU head coaches) back-to-back weeks works too.

Why did three pitchers acquired via trade lower their arm slots and get worse after coming to the Cubs? Who was responsible for that decision and how is the lack of success of these moves going to be addressed?

There are maybe three corner OFs available in free agency that might be worth pursuing. They're probably going to have to overpay for one of them if they want respectable production. Might as well be Seiya.

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The Berenstein Bears: Too Much Car Trip (live action)

Sara Likes Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The prices people are willing to pay for tickets to see college sports are insane. A hundo plus for amateur basketball is wild. I guess if you want to consider college sports to be minor leagues due to NIL that's fine, but I wouldn't pay even $50 to watch a minor league sport. Absolutely nuts.

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Red Wings hockey baby

Word of the day is 'recrudescence' (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

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The most damning part of the pitching situation to me is that their three biggest acquisitions over the last year in terms of prospect cost (Cabrera, Zeferjahn and Holmes) all got worse with the Cubs, and could only be trusted to get four outs in a playoff series.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Probably because he was awful in September.

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At the leadership level anyway the two parties are "represents billionaires with openly racist beliefs" and "represents billionaires who have mostly submerged their racist and genocidal beliefs." Which is why you can't get any party leadership to sign up for transformative change the people want.

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They traded Owen Caissie, Jefferson Rojas and Moises Ballesteros for pitchers who got a total of four outs in the postseason. Woof.

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Welp. See you in 2028, Cubs.

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They've also finished an average of 12 games behind the Brewers during that time frame despite having every financial advantage at their disposal.

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One last time this year. We've got years of more disappointment to look forward to

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This where all the Red Wings fans who still like Dylan Larkin live.

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"I don't want to waste my time, become another casualty of society," I sing to myself as I work my 8-5 email job from home. #PunkRock

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Highest strikeout rate and lowest slug since 2018 too.

Inspiring game planning and execution as always.

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Worked off my angst with a 30-mile bike ride earlier and I have my emotional support ice cream on standby. Let's do this.

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Did they build all the roads that lead there first or afterwards?