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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 11h
"Claude has introduced a new feature called Vinyl Mode"
Christian Bale in American Psycho talking about Huey Lewis and the News
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
nicksaraev ~
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I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 21h
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 30/09/2026
Bottom six looked mostly meh to bad Top six looked good mostly Bob looked fine McKenna looked like a teenager Raddysh looked bad. McCabe and Tanev looked solid Marchenko is more dynamic than Knies
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Clawson @santaclawson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, watching this and it's much better than last year but needs more time together.
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Omar @tictactomar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
McKenna's already adopted Tavares' bench presence
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 30/09/2026
There is a new member in the "Thrill" family, and his name is Kirill. Kirill the Thrill
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 30/09/2026
Ugh. This Sportsnet panel is TRAAAAAAASH. Colby Armstrong worse at being an analyst than he was at playing hockey. Bieksa is fine.
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 30/09/2026
This guy looks legit
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 29/09/2026
Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do
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Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do
VEVEY, SWITZERLAND - Nestlé executives gathered from around the world to announce their grave concern regarding the impact that artificial intelligence’s water consumption will have on their own abili...
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ryan @ryanfancey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hope whatever civil engineering firm lands this RFP is haunted at night by visions of the cyclists they'll be killing. I hope their iron ring they were given at graduation when they took an oath to the public starts to itch and weigh on their finger like an anchor.
What is certain, however, is that a vast sum of our money will be wasted, countless Torontonians will find themselves profoundly inconvenienced for extended periods, and, eventually, a cyclist will get struck by a car. But at least the congestion will be worse.
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Rick City @rickcity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It actually is happening! Very cool www.cbc.ca/sports/hocke...
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CBC/Radio-Canada announces return of Hockey Night in Canada in PWHL partnership | CBC Sports
CBC’s Hockey Night in Canada is returning for a 90th season this fall after all. But instead of six-plus months of NHL action, the longest-running sports program in the world will air eight prime time...
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Rick City @rickcity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
George Springer literally limped off the field. You can say a lot of stuff about him, but he works his ass off every game. He gives 100% every single time, no matter what. Same with Max Scherzer. Love those guys.
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Tao of Stieb @taoofstieb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
First guy out on the field today.
George Springer, pondering baseball.
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 27/09/2026
I'm gonna miss George Springer. Generally always struck me as just a good dude
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imagine using A.I. instead of hand painting an amazing mural of a steer waiter serving the best steaks.
Sick mural of a cow waiter serving steaks on the side of a local steakhouse
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Hardev @itsnothardev.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Only in Doug Ford’s Ontario does a public school run out of paper. Day 3 and counting!
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people.
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DoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why.
In a wage-theft settlement, DoorDash now has to pay its workers around 100 times what it spent trying to beat Zohran Mam
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
At the Serial Killer exhibit in Chicago. Look at this page detailing the gruesome crimes of Jeffrey Dahmer and the advertisement on the left.
A photographed page from the July 24, 1991 New York Post. The main story, headlined “LITTLE BODY SHOP OF HORRORS,” reports on the discovery of dismembered human remains in a Milwaukee apartment, with a large black-and-white photo of investigators in protective suits removing a barrel. Other items include a story about stolen Girl Scout cookie money, an “All You Can Eat Ribs” Tony Roma’s advertisement, and an article about New York education officials opposing condom distribution in schools
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
raise their goddam taxes holy shit
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 25/09/2026
Falling for You
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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Danny @middaughsome.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When ghosts get together to spread their ectoplasm, that's bookkake
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Phil @alsonamedphil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And you wonder why corporations are trying to expand into and privatize more of Canada's healthcare system.
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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Advice for my younger friends: if you want to encourage yourself to stay healthy and functional, to exercise and eat well... ...pick a couple of motherfuckers you really want to outlive.
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 25/09/2026
The NHL is an unserious league
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Elliotte Friedman (Bot) @notfriedgehnic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
First one I've seen this preseason, but league has indicated it will warn players if equipment -- neck guards, visors, helmets (during warmup) -- is not being properly worn. Jerseys are supposed to be untucked at the beginning of a player's shift. (If it rides up during a shift, no issue.) (1/2)
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vb (@etoilesvol) on X
they gave zegras a penalty for his jersey tuck wow
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Effie Seiberg @effies.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
post by @ItsAndyRyan


Her: who's your favorite literary vampire?
Me: the one in Sesame Street
Her: he doesn't count
Me: I can assure you that he does
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Dick Pound @hockeyphreak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The stark difference between Sportsnet and TSN is so apparent lol.
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Omar @tictactomar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Daniel Alfredsson is a Leaf
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The full trailer for You Can See Everything is out today. And my first thought is that it should be required that Nathan Fielder film for 48 hrs at every tech CEO’s home.
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.
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67 Sound @67sound.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When my friends and I used to get into the Olde English we were also incomprehensible.
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Eric Koreen @ekoreen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He stay.
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Emmett Macfarlane 🇨🇦 @emmettmacfarlane.com · 22/09/2026
Funny, because the Truckers got three weeks to hang out before police lifted a finger. Interesting.
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NDP @ndp.ca · 22/09/2026
Privatizing our airports means Canadians will pay more for worse services, and workers will lose out.
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 22/09/2026
The thing about Jesse Brown is that being an iconoclast doesn't automatically make you some kind of heroic truth-teller. Generally, it just makes you an asshole.
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 22/09/2026
Its funny, because trying to stand "in the middle" is what got him into this predicament in the first place.
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 22/09/2026
Go Leafs Go
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One Of Us Freaks
ALT: One Of Us Freaks
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Minor Leaguer @minorleaguer.ca · 21/09/2026
TIL the highest honorary title in Nebraska, a very landlocked state, is "Admiral in the Great Navy of the State of Nebraska." Also a great answer to the question of "What does David Letterman, Queen Elizabeth II, Ann Landers, and Julius Erving have in common?" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nebrask...
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Nebraska Admiral - Wikipedia
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HiRISE Beautiful Mars (NASA) @uahirise.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
HiPOD: Rhythmic Layering in Arabia Terra These deposits are undergoing erosion, which has produced crenulations, pits, and jagged edges. Darker wind-blown ripples and debris has more recently covered and infilled portions of the layered deposit. uahirise.org/ESP_092890_1825
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