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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 03/10/2026
www.my9albums.com/s/AjRhNHWBPN
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 02/10/2026
Richard was listening to Bodies by Drowning Pool while he wrote this.
Pause for a second and think about how strange that is. Bradford didn’t just lose the election. He was obliterated. He barely beat joke candidate Xiao Hua Gong and notorious conspiracy theorist Chris “Sky” Saccoccia. And yet, very quickly, he started telling potential supporters not just that he planned to run again but that he was going to win. Imagine the self belief it takes to do that — the sheer unshakable confidence in who you are and what you can do. Bradford managed barely 9000 votes and he walked away thinking the voters, they wanted more Brad.
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 13/09/2026
Currently listening
Plea from a Cat Named Virtue by The Weakerthans
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 04/09/2026
Ehhhhh, IM WALKIN here
US map of how my dialect matches up with how Americans speak
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 23/08/2026
Man in hotdog yells "WRONG!"
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 17/08/2026
Best paint job in the city.
A "custom" paint job on a Toyota The backside view of this absolutely beautiful custom paint job.
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 08/08/2026
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 08/08/2026
While we're talking g about all time tweets, I tend to think of this one more than I should.
[Me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[Friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 08/08/2026
My Criterion Picks:

The Royal Tenenbaums
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Being John Malkovich
The Silence of the Lambs
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 06/08/2026
Naked Kelsie Grammer about to eat what looks like pesto penne, instead of his usual meal of tossed salad and scrambled eggs.
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s
Red Medicine - Fugazi
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 24/07/2026
This song is one of the my all time favourites
I Will Not Sing A Hateful Song (Alternate Version) by Constantines. From the EP Too Slow For Love.
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 22/07/2026
Went for a wee walk on my lunch, and stopped by an Indigo in the PATH. There was an author signing and selling his novella. This is maybe a 40 minute read, but I could definitely picture it as a B-horror movie. 7.5/10
Man vs Bear by John Davies.
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 20/07/2026
I'm sorry Wordscapes, but I don't believe either of those movies are Spaghetti Westerns
Tabernacle Desert - It's lunar landscape served as the perfect backdrop for many Spaghetti Western hits like Cleopatea, and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 16/07/2026
Someone is very worried about her people in the water
Dipshit dog, whining at the beach about the people in the water
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 16/07/2026
A much clearer day today.
A clearer day than yesterday. A campsite with Georgian Bay in the background
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 15/07/2026
Guess which dipshit decided today was a good day to go camping
A picture of what should be Georgian Bay, being obscured by wildfire smoke
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 13/07/2026
Dog and Tortoise
Just two dummys. One's a dog and the other is a tortoise.
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 10/07/2026
Amazing show of skill
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 07/07/2026
Not only is this hilarious, I won't have to watch Uncle Fester behind the bench anymore.
John Gruden and Brad Werenka were also named assistant coaches. The team announced that Mike Van Ryn and Derek Lalonde, both members of Craig Berube’s coaching staff, would not return.
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 07/07/2026
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 02/07/2026
Happy Canada day fuckos
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 01/07/2026
Happy Canada Day
Cretin strangling a protester
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 01/07/2026
Thats new!
Dumbass dog in front of hydration station
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 30/06/2026
Posting my favourite Kawhi story in honor of this.
Kawhi and the Apple time story. (Obviously false)
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 30/06/2026
The Argument, by Fugazi, is a perfect album.
The album cover
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 16/06/2026
Your TORONTO MARLIES
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 16/06/2026
Bart maximizes his height in the Radioactive Man episode of the Simpsons
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 12/06/2026
There're loads of reasons to cheer against VGK in the finals. They are truly detectable in so many ways.... But lets also remember how fucking annoying and awful Torts is. Just the fucking biggest pissbaby on earth.
When asked if Tortorella had given any thought to turning to Adil Hill late in the 4-2 loss to the Carolina Hurricanes, Tortorella stood strong behind his starting goaltender.

“Oh, Christ, that could be the stupidest question I’ve heard,” he said.
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 09/06/2026
HELL YEAH
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 02/06/2026
This dog
Needy dog trys to cut owners productivity in half by insisting one of his hand is used strictly for petting.
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 30/05/2026
Great show
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 30/05/2026
Greektown Wrestling, here we go
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 28/05/2026
25 years later and this album still fuckin rules.
Ted Leo and the Pharmacists - The Tyranny of Distance
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 28/05/2026
It's outside time bitch
A Red Footed Tortoise named Oscar
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 23/05/2026
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 18/05/2026
Tonight's listening:
The Rest Will Follow by ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 15/05/2026
But this is okay?
Will Forte just bein' the fuckin' funniest dude on earth (with fake eyebrows? Who can tell? Probably not Dad_Loop
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 11/05/2026
This is only available in Japan. Im not sure how much pull the whites have there.
A liquid Pizza? Only available in Japan? Drinkable you say? Curry flavoured?
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 08/05/2026
Paint applied. Skirt built.
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 08/05/2026
Paint applied.
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 07/05/2026
Gotta paint the foam tomorrow
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 07/05/2026
Crafting a fake fire for my wife. D(ad)IY
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 29/03/2026
If you see this, post a concert photo you took
Frankie and the Witch Fingers, live at Lee's Palace
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 28/03/2026
According to James Earl Jones, Kubrick tricked Scott into playing the role of Gen. Turgidson in a much more outlandish manner than Scott was comfortable doing. According to Jones, Kubrick talked Scott into doing absurd "practice" takes, which Kubrick told Scott would never be used, as a way to warm up for the "real" takes. According to Jones, Kubrick used many of these "practice" takes in the final film, rather than the more restrained ones, allegedly causing Scott to swear never to work with Kubrick again.

During the filming, Kubrick and Scott had different opinions regarding certain scenes, but Kubrick obtained Scott's compliance largely by beating him at chess, which they played frequently on the set.
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 03/03/2026
Share someone who looks stylish wearing stripes
Where's Waldo
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 02/03/2026
#4 Children of Earth and Sky By Guy Gavriel Kay Written in the same world as many of Kay's books, this book explores the changing world of the renaissance and vengeance and how hard it could be for women to make their own way in a hostile world.
Children of Earth and Sky by Guy Gavriel Kay
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 02/03/2026
#3 Destination: Void by Frank Herbert This is a really interesting read. The precursor to the Jesus Incident, this book follows 4 scientists who are trying to create a machine consciousness. Written in 1965, it predates the moon landing, so a few details are off. Its good though.
Destination: Void by Frank Herbert
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 02/03/2026
#2 The Jesus Incident by Frank Herbert and Bill Ransom This one's a sequel to an earlier Herbert novel. It's good, but weird. It has definite shades of Dune,and likes to get hung up on the philosophical.
The Jesus Incident by Frank Herbert and Bill Ransom
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Big Handsome @mayorofguelph.com · 02/03/2026
Worlds fucked. So I'm gonna post some books Ive read this year in the order I've read them. #1 Fire and Blood by George R.R. Martin It's good, but not as good as the Game of Thrones series. I also have doubts ol' RailRoad is every gonna finish this story either.
Fire and Blood by George R.R. Martin
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