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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
MY NAME IS POKEY THE PENGUIN!!! I HAVE INTERIORITY!!!!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/10/2026
free palestine
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[guy who still doesn't get it]: ah thanks now I get it
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
LEFT BEHIND yellow5.com/pokey
A MAN STATES TO POKEY:  POKEY, DON'T GET ... LEFT BEHIND!!!

POKEY REPLIES:  OK!

THE MAN LEAVES!!

THE SMALL CHILD APPROACHES AND ASKS POKEY:  POKEY, DID YOU GET ... LEFT BEHIND TOO???

POKEY REPLIES:  I DON'T KNOW!!!

SHE ASKS:  POKEY WHERE DID THEY GO???

HE RESPONDS:  LITTLE GIRL, THEY ARE GOING THEIR OWN WAY
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mayagerard0 @mayagerard0.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Precisely ! “Access to its internal states” WHICH ONES
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 30/08/2026
Stolen from discord memes channel
Nine-panel Calvin and Hobbes strip, edited.

Panel 1: A bespectacled doctor in a white coat leans over a desk, holding out a small box to Calvin. "Put your right hand in the box."

Panel 2: Calvin, clutching Hobbes, looks up warily. "What's in the box?" The doctor, hand resting on the box: "Pain."

Panel 3: Calvin howls, "Why are you doing this??" The doctor answers with eyes closed and a faint smile: "An animal in a trap will gnaw off its own leg to escape. What will you do?"

Panel 4: Cut to the waiting room. Calvin's mum sits in a chair reading a magazine. From off-panel: "No need to call for help. Your mother is behind that door. None will get past her."

Panel 5: Mum reads on, magazine raised. She whispers: "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration…"

Panel 6: A jagged burst of shouting from off-panel: "NO!! I'll never cooperate, you hideous bug-eyed freak! NEVER!!" Mum has not moved.

Panel 7: More shouting: "You can contain my BODY, but you can't chain my SPIRIT! Walls can't confine it! Laws can't restrain it! You can try to leave a message, but my spirit screens its calls!!" Mum is staring blankly ahead

Panel 8: Enormous block letters fill the panel — "AAAAAGHHHHHHHHH" — as mum is shocked out of the chair, which tips over backwards.

Panel 9: Outside, mum stands, looking down at Calvin. "What did the Reverend Mother say?" Calvin, striding in: "All history up to this point has been spent preparing the world for my presence."
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mayagerard0 @mayagerard0.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Billy Corgan take notice
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 10/08/2026
there is NOTHING i do better than missing public transit by seconds
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m @mjjii.com · 03/08/2026
digital art. a cat with eyes wide. blank expression. arrow pointing to cat with “is he goated?” at the end
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mayagerard0 @mayagerard0.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Two pieces of toast which are supposed to look like the couple in the cover of My Chemical Romance's Three Cheers. Someone has edited the photo adding the cover art couple's hair to the toasts as to increase the similarity. A second person (me) has outlined some features of the toast which make them look not quite like the album but instead like a derpy guy with thick lips and a woman looking away from him.
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A photo of a nutria on a beach and the text: if you are seeing this the curse is lifted. have a good day
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I'm losing my belief in reality. I only get one life and it went 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 way? That doesn't make any sense.
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mayagerard0 @mayagerard0.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
There once was a seal named Neil It was not a myth, he was real! He climbed on some lawns to play with the cones and all the attention did steal!
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)
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mayagerard0 @mayagerard0.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
New physics or sixers ring ?
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mayagerard0 @mayagerard0.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
An extra finger if your library/tool downloads something big and the documentation does not clearly say where will it end up. I’m sure my mac still has a moldy chromium somewhere.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 23/06/2026
Idk what’s going on with my head but if it could stop hurting that would be great
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mayagerard0 @mayagerard0.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I meant, if anything adding units would be more egregious
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mayagerard0 @mayagerard0.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
At this point is pretty cliched to compare baroque music to metal, but man, that harpsichord entrance!
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mayagerard0 @mayagerard0.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Me taunting the besieging army from the walls
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 24/05/2026
it's literally so embarrassing to be a guy that has theories
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mayagerard0 @mayagerard0.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
People long for Tlön’s Orbis Tertius
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mayagerard0 @mayagerard0.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I have set up my emacs config so that I get a random clippy fortune, so this is literally me
A screenshot of an emacs buffer. Ascii art of Clippy with a text bubble in which he asks “are you a turtle ?”
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I am ALWAYS saying this
A warning to the humans who desecration the dinosaurThe dinosaurs are sacred.HEAR THE VOICE OF THE DINOSAUR.
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
IT IS VERY INFORMATIVE!!!
IT IS A CHART FEAT. POKEY!!!
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mayagerard0 @mayagerard0.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
What’s weird to me is that these people live in the intersection of people who want the label of socialist and who don’t fully grasp the concept, which I’d have thought was a small set, but…
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Natania Barron ~ Fantasy Author @natania.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Appropriate since snakes do not have arms.
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mayagerard0 @mayagerard0.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
doghouse with INR inscription (iesus nazarenus’ REX )
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mayagerard0 @mayagerard0.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
John Desayuno
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mayagerard0 @mayagerard0.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
the adventures of Trotsky
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𝕳𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝕸𝖆𝖍𝖑𝖊𝖗 @heathermahler.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
My besties checking in on me.
Kermit the Frog peeking into the trashcan Oscar the Grouch lives in.
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Drank a cold brew to get some work done but unfortunately I ascended to a higher plane too quickly and now I’m just looking down on you bitches
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the most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 16/03/2026
people with biases and organizations composed of people with biases can act in bigoted ways, but there nothing inherent to the idea that private property should be abolished that says you have to resent black people or distrust jews or be weird about trannies like how it works with right-wing ideas.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
holy shit I found this on the street
A cocktail shaker that is also a penguin in a bow tie very dapper
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
everyone is fighting a battle you can't see because you are the only one without cool invisible wizard powers
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
smiling Liz Lemon from 30 Rock with caption: "In a country ruled by an autocracy, with a completely enslaved press, in a period of desperate political reaction in which even the tiniest outgrowth of political discontent and protest is persecuted, the theory of revolutionary Marxism suddenly forced its way into the censored literature before the government realised what had happened"
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mayagerard0 @mayagerard0.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Not to mention the seemingly endless variations of skiing uphill/downhill/horizontally/all
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mayagerard0 @mayagerard0.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
THE WHALE AS COCAINE IN THIS ESSAY I WILL
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mayagerard0 @mayagerard0.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I once forgot the name of the Dali clock painting
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𝔓𝔞𝔱𝔯𝔦𝔠𝔨 (𝔥𝔢/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶) ☘️🏳️‍🌈 @patmch51.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Hey, it makes a lot of sense that you would be worried about icebergs on this vessel's maiden voyage — I get it. I just double-checked the charts and this route is definitely iceberg free. But even if it wasn't, remember that the Titanic isn't just a boat; it's a modern, unsinkable cruise ship.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
How dare they presume to know what would dazzle a penguin.
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mayagerard0 @mayagerard0.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
who are they? (:
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mayagerard0 @mayagerard0.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
A phenomenologist, I see
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mayagerard0 @mayagerard0.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
are all ravens black or not?
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mayagerard0 @mayagerard0.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Didn't know they lived in the 9th century and now I think people have been pretty unfair about the whole shower thing
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mayagerard0 @mayagerard0.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
The shift of melody when he sings "Suddenly I turned around and she was standing there" is absolutely transcendent
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mayagerard0 @mayagerard0.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Mexico (we're never good, but this time around we're really bad ): )
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mayagerard0 @mayagerard0.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Given the overall quality of my country's squad, prompt injection may be our best hope
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puuuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 05/02/2026
my controversial opinion is that food prep at the household level is terribly inefficient and wasteful and that food production and consumption should almost always be a collective activity
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mayagerard0 @mayagerard0.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Rat Pack 2
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