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Max Zlochiver

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Max Zlochiver @maxzloch.bsky.social · 13h
It's happening baby
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Max Zlochiver @maxzloch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Unfortunately near impossible to have a comprehensive in game MOBA tutorial. You have to either watch lots of videos, have friends who know the game, or bang your head against the wall till it clicks. But once it clicks, Deadlock is fantastic.
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026
just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
got fired from the future crimes division after i accidentally dropped my ice cream cone into the precog's tank and killed one of them
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aLec robBins @alecrobbins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
looked up mine and this is killing me lmao
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Max Zlochiver @maxzloch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What is the obsession with making Looney Tunes characters do rap battles?
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/05/2025
lowly worm in the trunk of his little apple car begging for his life as the boss of the busytown mob turns the screw on an industrial cider press
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Max Zlochiver @maxzloch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He definitely has the aura of a New England blue collar worker
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I told Burt about the impact of diesel prices on staple goods and now he just keeps looking at me like this
Burt (small orange tabby boy) looking very concerned with big pupils
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
Joe Petagno
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I spoke to Double Fine boss Tim Schafer about getting kicked out of Xbox and rediscovering the thrills of being independent. This week's column is a real good one: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
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How Double Fine Escaped the Xbox Bloodbath
Facing an existential threat, CEO Tim Schafer took his studio independent again after seven years of Xbox ownership
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky.
Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026
josh (oldfriend99)
@oldfriend99

Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out

12:15 PM · Nov 24, 2015
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 27/08/2026
“Public health advocates hoped the settlements would provide lifesaving resources for historically underserved communities ravaged by opioid addiction.” www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Police are spending opioid settlement funds on Flock cameras
Historic opioid settlements were supposed to be a lifeline for underserved communities. But much of that money is flowing to law enforcement.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Keanu Reeves voice: …I know Camus
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
After Dad left for work, Uni went to sleep in his bed. We’ll work hard for you, so you just relax and sleep
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Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune.com · 08/08/2026
Today in Chicago History: The Dave Matthews Band bus incident
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Today in Chicago History: The Dave Matthews Band bus incident
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an old man lies in a hospice bed, glancing out the window as day breaks. There is a woman asleep on a small couch next to him. The man thinks to himself, “dang, that was stressful. Wouldn’t mind a chill one next time.” Panel 2: the cycle of death and rebirth continues on, represented by the samsara wheel of life, along with splash text which reads: REINCARNATE-O! Panel 3: a solitary duck swims peacefully along the water. It thinks to itself, “nice”
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Max Zlochiver @maxzloch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hey does anyone want a bite of my David?
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Max Zlochiver @maxzloch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The worst part of living in Gotham is when people ask me what the name of my bank is.
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Max Zlochiver @maxzloch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The advent of AI generated headlines means semi-regularly worrying that you’re having a stroke
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Max Zlochiver @maxzloch.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You have to give a recap of this at some point
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 30/07/2026
In response to the unprecedented number of game developers laid off this year, we have created a bundle on itch to benefit a Game Industry Hardship Fund, managed by @videogameworkers.bsky.social. More than 100 games for 10+ bucks! Please share widely and donate generously! itch.io/b/3802/game-...
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Was looking up As Good as It Gets to see which Oscars it won and I'm obsessed with that tagline, which sounds like graffiti in a horror survival game
A poster for As Good as it Gets with the tagline "BRACE YOURSELF FOR MELVIN"
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Eric Fell @ericfell.com · 23/07/2026
The post-credits scene of EBENEZER reveals the "what day is it" boy to be Oliver Twist, launching Phase 1 of the Dickensverse.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
immediately after taking this, I also tried to lay on my husband's chest and snuggle and Adonis just started hitting me in the face
my handsome dark haired husband with the jerk cat asleep on his chest
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VGJunk @vgjunk.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You wanna see a haunted version of John Goodman's visage recreated on the Game Boy? Sure you do.
Screenshot from The Flintstones, Game Boy - based on the 1994 movie. Fred stares into the middle distance as his paperwork (rockwork?) piles up.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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midgieeeek! @midgie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
eating chips by the sea
koru is looking happily at a chunky chip being held out to him view of a wee bay with green fields at the top of some cliffs
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Max Zlochiver @maxzloch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Oh and maybe Prey 2017
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Max Zlochiver @maxzloch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
honestly Dusk lmao
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Maruchan Ramen Noodle Soup, Chicken Flavor Instant Noodles, 3 oz, 2880 Count Pallet is $928 at Walmart (save $512) buff.ly/75M66Qw #ad
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Sweet dreams
A black-and-white cat sleeping while cuddling a Pikachu plush
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
please enjoy 30 seconds of Adonis making biscuits in front of the air conditioner
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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 08/06/2026
An edit of the classic "you wouldn't download a car" psa image where the text has been altered to read 'you could download a rat'
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
Cinerama Dome, My Neighbor Totoro premiere, May 1993
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 05/06/2026
What.
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Laurel Gale @laurelgale.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I found this neat tool that lets you generate text and images just from your ideas. It's really good!
a pencil
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Frame #18300 from S04 -E18 - Battle Beef-628214
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
this is what some of you look like in short sleeve button-up shirts
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
another quiet night in gotham. they fixed the bank. theres no way its going to happen again
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two dudes sitting in the car, driving late in the day. The friend in the passenger seat asks the other, “so, whats the move tonight?” Panel 2: a third friend in the backseat, a Qu from CM Kosemen’s book All Tomorrows, chimes in. It says, “we could genetically modify some people.” Panel 3: the passenger seat friend turns to the backseat and says, “nah, man. Why do you keep saying that?” The Qu says, “my bad.”
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Max Zlochiver @maxzloch.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Do you now have an insatiable desire for shrimp?
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Hi. I’m Professor Uni :3
A black-and-white cat wearing round glasses and a red bow tie
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Adam Bell @adambell.games · 09/05/2026
watching baseball
grungo law kumho tire
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Born on this day: George Clooney, the charismatic American actor, director, and producer whose blend of wit, gravitas, and social engagement made him a Hollywood icon. From ER to Oscar‑winning films, he’s defined modern stardom with intelligence, charm, and purpose
Jason Alexander in a toupe as George Costanza in Seinfeld. That’s right: it’s all in the alt text. If you’re clever enough to check here, I know you don’t need your hand held through every joke. It’s the people who don’t read these and immediately comment ‘that’s the wrong photo’ who can’t be saved
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alexandra @bigmoodenergy.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I think the association of British accents with the ancient world is a bizarre one that is borne out of familiarity rather than anything more meaningful. "Wow Denzel had a Brooklyn accent in GladIIator lol," ok because it makes sense for an ancient Roman to sound like he's from 21st century London.
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