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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef

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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just walked past a Panera that was absolutely BLASTING Zapp’s “I Wanna be Your Man.” The Gods smile upon my day.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 27/09/2026
the 2009 beyonce and idris elba vehicle “Obsessed” in a double feature with the remake of The Taking of Pelham 123
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/09/2026
Talarico: "Corrupt politicians are profiting off a corrupt war and Texans are literally paying the price ... this war in Iran is a disaster. It is killing Americans, driving up the price of gas and diesel, it is wrecking our moral standing around the world. And it must end."
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What Pablo Torre did was ridiculously impressive. Uncovered a conspiracy between rich guys, withstood a propaganda campaign by one of the richest guys in the world with a pretty good reputation, didn't buckle or panic, and just kept reporting. That's some Pulitzerin' right there.
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
8 and I spend way too much time on the internet. I guess this confirms diagnosis of old fogeity.
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Free Neil
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Some people demonstrate what is known as “public service motivation” in unconventional ways.
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Fruit salad: what a delight!
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
More people like this in baseball please
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i’d like to encourage each and every one of you to visit major league baseball’s official site. there you can find mlb coats and clocks for sale. you can learn about legends of the game such as ted williams and curtis mead. you can download the name of your favorite team. it’s a wonderful resource
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Please take a moment out of your day to marvel at the balletic poise, calm elegance and graceful athleticism of the panda.
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
To the tune of Joan Jett’s “I Love Rock and Roll:” I love cargo shorts, Putting lots of stuff in my great big pockets, I love cargo shorts, You would not believe what I’ve got on me,
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🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I said what about Breakfast at Jimothy’s
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Normally I will cheer on a former colony against its former colonizing country, but I will be supporting España in this World Cup Final. I do not take this position lightly, and my decision is final.* *eh, I could probably be persuaded.
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Yeah, that's about the size of it.
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
What the fuck is going on with various shit
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Olives: what if a cherry was also potato chips?
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Winner of USA-Belgium gets to claim JCVD, permanently.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
one kind of striking thing about the 250 birthday fiasco is aren't there usually just regular people visiting the capital every day did this event actually repel visitors
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Tens of thousands celebrated Budapest Pride, the first since Viktor Orbán’s ousting.
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Tens of thousands march in the first Budapest Pride since Viktor Orbán was voted out
Saturday's Pride march came a little more than a year after Orbán's nationalist-populist government passed legislation and a constitutional amendment to outlaw the event, drawing criticism from human ...
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Gov. Bob Ferguson @governorferguson.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Happy Pride, Washington! I hope everyone has a great time at our World Cup Pride match later today, and throughout Pride weekend in Seattle.
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Dante Atkins @danteatkins.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The entire fuckin point of the national mall is loitering
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Bump
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I follow a few accounts from Europe, but it should not be able to influence my feed to the degree that I get this many posts about Arsenal. I like pro soccer in general, but I don’t care at all about that team. I’m curious about what exactly makes Bluesky think that I want to hear about it so much.
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NPR @npr.org · 17/05/2026
Bulgaria was not among the favorites to win. But performer Dara's catchy, banging anthem bested 24 other nations at the 70th edition of the international singing extravaganza. n.pr/3RhavSS
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Bulgarian banger 'Bangaranga' bags country its 1st Eurovision win
Bulgaria was not among the favorites to win. But performer Dara's catchy, banging anthem bested 24 other nations at the 70th edition of the international singing extravaganza.
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 15/05/2026
The maker of jets that crashed and killed everyone onboard and the carmaker fined tens of millions for mishandled recalls have suddenly decided to sponsor their top regulator's reality show purely for the love of the open road www.wsj.com/business/boe...
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Boeing, Toyota Donated $1 Million Each to Transportation Secretary’s Road-Trip Show
A video series will feature Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy and his family on a road trip to mark America’s 250th birthday and promote tourism.
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Louie. Reskeet if you agree
Louie, a large, fluffy seal-point cat with pale blue eyes and a habitually angry expression, dangles his handsome little white paws off the edge of a hideous, cockroach-colored console table we got at the thrift store. It is not perfect, but Louie is.
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bertin.bsky.social @bertin.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Really wish some person or org could make 17-year-old 5-star football recruits understand the potential political power they hold by simply refusing to go play In states that disenfranchise black voters.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Question: Why would the Super Bowl ever come to a Jim Crow state that intentionally strips representation from Black people? cc: NFL
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Boo London @cmdrsue.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Brendan Fraser's comment after telling a story where Harrison Ford took him up in his plane and Brendan was in the co-pilot's seat. "That's right, I'm Chewbacca, bitches!"
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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
We’ve been told our content needs to be more informative so here you go
An incredibly silly meme with an image of Buckinghamshire's waterways. The following text is around it.

'Can't remember the names of the rivers and waterways in historic Buckinghamshire? Try this handy mnemonic!

"Roman roads really ran right resiliently"

[The first letter of the following words (R) is highlighted]
River Thames
River Great Ouse
River Wye
River Thame
River Colne
River Ouzel'

There is an image of an otter in the bottom left with a speech bubble says 'It's easy!'
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/r/Habs @habsonreddit.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The human heart was not created to withstand watching playoff hockey
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
What a sad, sausage party of losers, con men and dupes. Bye bye!
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. hard mode: no star wars, star trek, lotr, dc, marvel, disney, pixar, dreamworks, spielberg, cameron, wachowskis, or ghibli. Getting more hardcore challenging.
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Street Fighter Bison GIF
ALT: Street Fighter Bison GIF
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Bach Pham @bachtalking.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Me resigning to watching Arsenic and Old Lace for the 1000th time because I know I'll love it like the last 999 times. #tcmparty
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a brick wall in a kitchen .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a brick wall in a kitchen .
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Who do I talk to about redeeming this?
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
i like plants that "like poor soil." all sorts of greedy and entitled plants want drainage and nutrients. not the Poor Soil Boys
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
On Rudy Gobert COVID night???????
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I love that as a society we’ve all agreed that the IT guys can wear pretty much whatever they want to work.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Bf and I have been watching Pete and Pete and we just discovered that the episode where Steve buscemi plays Ellen’s dad aired the same day reservoir dogs premiered
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
“Many slaves is picking’ they locks to get to the ROC, One of the Underground Railroad’s pivotal stops, Where the sky is the limit, no room for a canopy, Home of Frederick Douglas and Susan B. Anthony,” -“Welcome to the ROC” by Benefical
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