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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef

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Now available on laserdisc. He/him

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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just walked past a Panera that was absolutely BLASTING Zapp’s “I Wanna be Your Man.” The Gods smile upon my day.
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
His face screams, “Seriously? We just talked about this!”
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 27/09/2026
the 2009 beyonce and idris elba vehicle “Obsessed” in a double feature with the remake of The Taking of Pelham 123
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/09/2026
Talarico: "Corrupt politicians are profiting off a corrupt war and Texans are literally paying the price ... this war in Iran is a disaster. It is killing Americans, driving up the price of gas and diesel, it is wrecking our moral standing around the world. And it must end."
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thank you, Roy.
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He’s great in Knockaround Guys, a film I saw ~20 years ago and quite enjoyed at that time.
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So?
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What Pablo Torre did was ridiculously impressive. Uncovered a conspiracy between rich guys, withstood a propaganda campaign by one of the richest guys in the world with a pretty good reputation, didn't buckle or panic, and just kept reporting. That's some Pulitzerin' right there.
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Please forgive my ignorance: did all this happen over his whole career or is this in like a short time frame?
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Jackpot
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
8 and I spend way too much time on the internet. I guess this confirms diagnosis of old fogeity.
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Grab your bags, and grab your coat…
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Free Neil
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Some people demonstrate what is known as “public service motivation” in unconventional ways.
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Fruit salad: what a delight!
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
More people like this in baseball please
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
33k legislature is an unstoppable force. For who knows what. Approximately the population of Bangor, Maine. It must be done.
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The Megalature
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A sandwich shouldn’t be a planned splurge. That’s not the type of expense it ought to be.
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Civil Rights Act compliance, most likely, if this is in the US.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i’d like to encourage each and every one of you to visit major league baseball’s official site. there you can find mlb coats and clocks for sale. you can learn about legends of the game such as ted williams and curtis mead. you can download the name of your favorite team. it’s a wonderful resource
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Truly News You Can Use
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Please take a moment out of your day to marvel at the balletic poise, calm elegance and graceful athleticism of the panda.
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
To the tune of Joan Jett’s “I Love Rock and Roll:” I love cargo shorts, Putting lots of stuff in my great big pockets, I love cargo shorts, You would not believe what I’ve got on me,
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🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I said what about Breakfast at Jimothy’s
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Normally I will cheer on a former colony against its former colonizing country, but I will be supporting España in this World Cup Final. I do not take this position lightly, and my decision is final.* *eh, I could probably be persuaded.
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Many fletchers and blacksmiths but otherwise very few if any.
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Yeah, that's about the size of it.
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
What the fuck is going on with various shit
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Olives: what if a cherry was also potato chips?
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Frustrating
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Winner of USA-Belgium gets to claim JCVD, permanently.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
one kind of striking thing about the 250 birthday fiasco is aren't there usually just regular people visiting the capital every day did this event actually repel visitors
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Tens of thousands celebrated Budapest Pride, the first since Viktor Orbán’s ousting.
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Tens of thousands march in the first Budapest Pride since Viktor Orbán was voted out
Saturday's Pride march came a little more than a year after Orbán's nationalist-populist government passed legislation and a constitutional amendment to outlaw the event, drawing criticism from human ...
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Gov. Bob Ferguson @governorferguson.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Happy Pride, Washington! I hope everyone has a great time at our World Cup Pride match later today, and throughout Pride weekend in Seattle.
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Dante Atkins @danteatkins.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The entire fuckin point of the national mall is loitering
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
No, thank YOU, sir! 太好了!
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Update: oh right.
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I forgot all about Sean Davis. Time to go Google him and relearn why his name caused such a visceral reaction.
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Marley and Me? Actually in the Aliens/Predator universe. The hints are very subtle.
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Raekwjon the Swedish Chef @maxrules.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Bump
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