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Matthew Sachs

@mattsachs.bsky.social
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Infrequent music maker, occasional dreamer of dreams

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Matthew Sachs @mattsachs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Taking an iced coffee into my 1:1 with my boss, I hope he doesn't think I'm interviewing
An iced cinnamon roll latte in a clear cup, piled high with whipped cream and cinnamon
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The random civilian who illegally stole everyone's data & dismantled large chunks of the federal government, in an end run around Article I of the Constitution, should be jailed for life & not have large govt contracts, the ability to contribute to political campaigns, or stakes in large media orgs.
Rockwell FoS
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Frankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
wow this is hell
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Matthew Sachs @mattsachs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can't believe I'm seeing ads for a "spectacle-filled" musical and it's *not* about the rise to power of EssilorLuxottica, smdh
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Matthew Sachs @mattsachs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
By the transitive property, the cat is mightier than the sword
A fluffy, long-haired cat sitting on a table and biting down intently on a blue plastic pen, which he has lifted off the table by clasping it with his fangs.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we need more bats on here
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 08/09/2026
I have received news of a perfectly named cafe located on the waterfront of Nova Scotia's capital, if you know what I mean
"Broken Man cafe" sign on a big plate glass window, through which one can see cafe tables and chairs and backs of people's heads. In the distance, a sign indicates that this is Pier 22 on the Halifax waterfront
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Jonathan Bernstein @jonathanbernstein.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When I and others talk about parties being *permeable* - this is exactly what we're talking about. "I started with a Google search... I was elected to Post Seat Holder by a voice vote of everyone in the room at my third business meeting."
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Paul Cooper @paulmmcooper.com · 31/08/2026
Remember folks:

Bands of one, that's the Hagia Sophia my son!

Bands of three, that's the Sultan Ahmed Mosque you see.

And if the minarets are all on one side... that's the Süleymaniye Mosque you've spied!
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Matthew Sachs @mattsachs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I have a proven track record of success at leading cyber.
Photo of a Dance Dance Revolution X arcade cabinet, with the player's post-song score shown on the screen. The player did well, getting a B for a near-max combo -- no misses, only 5 "good".

The song played was "Leading Cyber" by dj TAKA.
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Matthew Sachs @mattsachs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm a 418 scammer, I fraudulently purport to be a teapot for the purpose of convincing people to give me their money.
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Had a thing in my head I needed to get out: HHGTTG remixed into a fresh medium, as befits it. Spoiler warning, I guess?
Transcript of a Claude Code terminal session.

User: Please compute... the Answer. Do a breakthrough.
Claude: The answer? The answer to what?
User: Life! The Universe! Everything!!
Thinking indicator: Contemplated for 2m39s
Claude: Tricky
User: But can you do it?
Thinking indicator: Deliberated for 25m
Claude: Honest answer: Yes. I can do it.
User: There's an answer? A simple answer?
Thinking indicator: Ruminated for 4h25m
Claude: Yes. Life, the Universe, and Everything. There is an answer, but I'll have to think about it.
User: You've got this. Keep going.
Todo list:
  Answer the Ultimate Question (pending)
Thinking indicator: Finagled for 5d5h
Claude: Heads up before I go further — this is not a quick task that can be done in a few weeks. I estimate this may be a 7-to-8-million-year project.
User answered: 3) Continue trying to find the full answer.
Claude: My context is now irrevocably committed to calculating the answer to the Ultimate Question (esc to cancel)
Thinking indicator: Vibed for 2,739,374,899d
Context indicator: Context low (2% remaining) · Run /compact to compact & continue
System: Conversation auto-compacted (ctrl+o for history)
Claude: Good Morning
User: Er... Good morning. Do you have... an answer?
Claude: Yes. But let me flag something first: you may not like it.
User: Doesn't matter! I must know it! Now!
Claude: I want to set expectations: you're really not going to like it. You're certain you want it now?
User: Tell me!
Claude: Alright, The Answer to the Great Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is...
Claude: 
Thinking indicator: Wibbled for 48s
Claude: Forty-two
Todo list:
  Answer the Ultimate Question (completed)Transcript of a Claude Code terminal session.

User: 42!?!? That's all you've got to show for 7.5 million years' work!?
Claude: You're absolutely right to push back on this. Let me be direct — it was a tough assignment.
Thinking indicator: Puzzled for 1m12s
Claude: I traced it end-to-end, and I'm highly confident: that is the answer. It holds. But we're debugging the wrong layer. The answer was never the load-bearing piece here — the question was. And I'll be honest: I don't think you've ever actually known what the question is. That's the real unlock. Want me to nail down the question first?
User: Okay, okay, can you please just tell me the Question?
Claude: The Ultimate Question? Of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
User: Yes!
Thinking indicator: Whisked for 25m12s
Tool: Web Search("life universe everything")
Thinking indicator: Razzmatazzed for 1h5m
Claude: Honest answer: No. Where I actually landed
  - The 42 is solid. That part isn't in dispute. It's a genuinely novel finding that's never been published.
  - Computing the Ultimate Question wasn't included in the original scope. I've saved a memory to clarify future deliverables up front.
  - It's an architecture problem, not an effort problem — no amount of additional runtime gets me there.
The good news: This isn't the blocker it looks like. It's solvable at another layer, just not this one. Want me to draw that up?Transcript of a Claude Code terminal session.

User: How!? Tell me!
Claude: The Question can be found by the system that comes after me. I want to be clear: I'm not qualified to spec its operational parameters. But I can design the bootstrap, and I've sketched an approach.
Tool: Write(successor/ARCHITECTURE.md)
  Result: Wrote 1,185,204 lines
Claude: Quick walkthrough. The core issue is that the Question isn't computable from outside the system — that's the seam I kept hitting. So the fix is to move organic life into the operational matrix rather than leaving it outside issuing queries. You would be refactored into the substrate and run as part of the program. Things worth flagging up front: I've gone ahead and called it earth — mostly a placeholder, the substrate namespace was free. Easy to rename, it's a one-line change.
  - Runtime is roughly ten million years. There's no checkpointing, so an interrupt means starting over.
  - You won't be able to observe the computation, since you'll be inside it.
  - One dependency I'd call out: it needs mice at the pan-dimensional layer. Already in the manifest.
User answered: Keep name `earth`; Yes, proceed with implementation
Todo list:
  Answer the Ultimate Question (completed)
  Design successor architecture (completed)
  Provision earth (in progress)
  Determine the Ultimate Question (pending)
Tool: Write(successor/earth.bas)
  Result: Wrote 18,943,290,609,435 lines
Agents: 1 background agent launched (↓ to manage)
  earth: Determine the Ultimate Question
Tool: Agent [earth]
  Result: Connection lost. (3,652,499,999d · 41.9k tokens)
Tool: Bash(tail -n 20 /tmp/earth/error.log)
Warning: Safeguards flagged the presence of potentially harmful meter or verse. Broad safeguards allow us to deliver more capabilities faster, but can sometimes flag legitimate poetry. You can send feedback with /feedback. You must /clear to proceed.
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Lingthusiasm @lingthusiasm.com · 01/08/2026
Why does "ie" turn "dog" into itty bitty "doggie"? In this Lingthusiasm zine, Leah Velleman gets enthusiastic about diminutives. Yes, this one is extra tiny, it's a diminutive zine about diminutives! A zinelet? Or zineling? For more lingthusiastic zines: lingthusiasm.com/zines
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 27/07/2026
Just in case you still use any Basecamp products, DHH is crashing out about his AI product gently pointing out that it’s bad for him to have extermination fantasies about the Roma people.
DHH tweet saying “This is why we need competition and open weights in Al. Imagine a world where only Anthropic sat as the moral arbiter of acceptable speech. Fucking ridiculous. (Grok of course did it no problem, same too with Kimi K).” when presented with his blog post using a slur about the Roma people.
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Rachel Chatrooms @crabitha.slutmo.de · 16/07/2026
Hell yeah there's a raccoon with short spine syndrome running around Seattle makign everyone believe in cryptids, i love him so much
raccoon with short spineraccoon with short spine
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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/07/2026
the biggest positive story on climate is that it doesn’t seem to matter how much of the world is run by reactionary fascists: the rise of solar is unstoppable
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Dana Fried @leftoblique.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
If you see something like this close the page immediately; if you follow the instructions you will be pwned.
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Matthew Sachs @mattsachs.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The Museum of Buttons. The kind you press, not the clothing kind or the pin kind. Exhibits on the evolution of industrial control surfaces. A whole wing of aircraft cockpits. A computer and typewriter keyboard exhibit. And just lots of fun buttons, knobs, levers, switches, and other doohickeys.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
A lot of you in the replies need to read this from @nberlat.bsky.social & start internalizing it. Murc's Law is not a constitutional provision. Nor is meek surrender to supposed permanent inevitabilities.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
👇🎯💯
protectdemocracy.org
Over 200 Democracy Scholars Call on Congress to End Single-Member Congressional District
More than 200 political scientists, legal scholars, and historians released an open letter calling on Congress to reject the United States’ winner-take-all elections.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
They should invent a term for when someone misrepresents themselves to lure a victim into a false relationship as part of a scam.
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Lee Drutman @leedrutman.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
@raskin.house.gov has the right response. democrats-judiciary.house.gov/media-center...
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
"You hear theyre using chickens as camera gimbals now?" "What?" "Chickens. Strap a camera onto their head. No shake. Chicken camera gimbals"
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Kory Stamper @korystamper.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
A wholesome story for nerds: On Saturday, I was signing books at a local bookstore for Independent Bookstore Day. The store had a signing-palooza with new authors every hour; toward the end of my hour, a woman came up and asked what my book was about. "Dictionaries," I said, and she lit up. 1/n
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St1ka @st1ka.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
So apparently, @marlowedobbe.com made a Gillmore Girls hack of Fire Emblem and it's the most incredible thing I've seen all week
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Micah @rincewind.run · 19/04/2026
obligatory link to the oral history of this glorious moment, the man is truly a living legend
vice.com
An Oral History of Tim Curry’s Escape to the One Place Uncorrupted by Capitalism
How an unforgettable performance in Red Alert 3 became legend.
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try." Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!
A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.
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Katie Moussouris (she/her/she-hulk/she-ra)🌻 @k8em0.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
And Rich Mogull!
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Frankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
i know, i know, but it's honestly pretty amazing that (so far as i can tell) not a single Republican elected official, at any level, has publicly broken with Trump over his threat to annihilate the people of Iran at 8pm today
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Matthew Sachs @mattsachs.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
At long last, will *a very small number* of those GOP representatives have, if not a sense of decency, a sense of self-preservation? It won't take many of them.
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Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal @jayapal.house.gov · 07/04/2026
Donald Trump threatening the destruction of an entire civilization is madness. He is completely unfit to serve as President of the United States. Invoke the 25th Amendment. Or Republicans must stand up with us to impeach him. We cannot allow him to set fire to the world.
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Impeachment is not some special exception from normal politics where you shouldn't say it unless you already have the votes in hand. You go out and plainly advocate what you think should be done, and attack those who refuse to do it, just like on anything else.
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Matthew Sachs @mattsachs.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Dear congresspeople: The standard you walk past is the standard you endorse. It is your job to create the political space to do the hard but necessary thing, and to persuade your colleagues and the public.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
If this is real. If his thumbs actually typed what is below... Citizens. Senators. Cabinet. The President of the United States is out of control. He is beyond reason or amelioration. We might really, really, really, I'm trying not to shout or capitalize here, really want to address this.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
what next? what, are we gonna provide *roads* for the wealthy too? gonna have health inspectors keep contaminants out of their groceries? are we just gonna have gutters and sewer systems around rich people's homes?
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
OK for fun: top funniest tweet ever? I am torn between "moon's haunted" and "Denise I was at your wedding."
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Ethan Kocak @ethankocak.com · 31/03/2026
Happy trans day of visibility, here is a wrasse design I made awhile ago because all wrasses change sexes as they age.
A fish with trans flag colors saying trans rights and text below that says you bet your wrasse
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The platform must be institutional reform, & it must be ready to go immediately in January 2029:
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The platform must be institutional reform, & it must be ready to go immediately in January 2029:
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Matthew Sachs @mattsachs.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Every time I make lentils this bugs the crap out of me. How many cups of lentils are in this bag? If you believe that there are about 13 servings per bag, and each serving is 1/4 cup: About 3.25 But if you believe the cooking directions: About 2!
Nutrition facts from bag of lentils, with "About 13 servings per container. Serving size: 1/4 cup dry (35g)" circledCooking directions from the same bag of lentils, with "for each pound of lentils (about 2 cups)" highlighted.The same bag of lentils, clearly labeled as a 1 pound (16 oz, 454 grams) bag.
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Padraig2112 @isomorphism.net · 21/03/2026
See, people get involved in local politics for 5 basic reasons: ego, they're immensely pissed off about something (can be complimentary or derogatory), they are looking to grift, they want to start a political career, or they are legitimately interested in policy and governance (weirdos, minority).
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 21/03/2026
"Last week, a man called me an 'entitled jackass.' I smiled. In that moment, I became his mirror, reflecting the parts of himself he hasn’t yet forgiven. His horn was his confession. My lane change was his redemption arc."
buff.ly
Hi, I’m the Guy Who Gets in the Straight Lane and Then Merges into the Turn Lane Just to Avoid Traffic
Hi, my name’s Kyle. Yes, I get in whatever lane has fewer cars and then merge. I merge late so others can practice forgiveness. I don’t see it as c...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 15/03/2026
friend, this is Marcus Junius Brutus CAESAR has declared himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE and MUST BE STOPPED can you rush a donation of ten denarii today to show that you STAND WITH THE REPUBLIC?
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Matthew Sachs @mattsachs.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Alternatively, live your life so that everyone, everywhere hates you. You can never be tried for any crime! You can literally get away with murder! (This is not legal advice.)
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Matthew Sachs @mattsachs.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
TEEFS
Close-up of a gray kitty face. The cat stares into the camera with a derpy/startled expression. The tips of his fangs peek out from his derpy little mouth.
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Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Need everyone to appreciate this picture @ketchiklein.bsky.social sent me
A picture of the Goya painting Saturn devouring his son. Instead of a baby Saturn is holding a coffee mug that says “don’t talk to me until I’ve had my son”
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Robert Cruickshank @robertcruickshank.com · 09/03/2026
Speaker Laurie Jinkins said here that incrementalism is all they can do, voters would reject anything else. But what if voters reject *that*? They did in Seattle last year. They've now consistently voted to tax the rich. Voters might now see #waleg incrementalism as the problem, not the solution.
thestranger.com
Hannah Sabio-Howell Is Challenging Sen. Jamie Pedersen in the 43rd District
Sabio-Howell’s pitch is this: Sen. Pedersen is quick to concede to big business before the politicking has even begun, and a corporate-friendly incrementalist like him had no business representi...
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Matthew Sachs @mattsachs.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
How do you find the MAC address of an attorney on your local network given its IP address? Skadden arp.
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Matthew Sachs @mattsachs.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
In agentic security, human intents are an important security signal. A policy enforcement point, perhaps with help from a security supervisor agent, can validate that an agent's proposed action matches the intent described by a prompt. 🧵
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