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Will Klein

@ketchiklein.bsky.social
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Writer of stories and novels.

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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
In Memento when Guy Pearce says "I don't think they'd let someone like me carry a gun" and Joe Pantoliano says "I fuckin hope not."
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Sean Ennis @seanennis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Pleased to say my piece, Its Powerful Parking Lot, has been nominated for Best of the Net by @flightlit.bsky.social ! I’m grateful to Frances and Will! flight-literary.ghost.io/sean-ennis-f...
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Sean Ennis- Fiction
Its Powerful Parking Lot I did not sleep like a winner. Yes, I had watched Vivian turn one hundred dollars into almost three hundred thousand dollars at the craps table. And yes, we had made love i...
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Flight: A Literary Sampler @flightlit.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It's Best of the Net Season! The Flight Crew is psyched to nominate two essays:
A white background with a flight of beers in front. The text says, "Best of the Net nominations, CNF: Claudia Monpere when I knew nothing, Adam Shaw memorial day
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Claudia Monpere @claudiamonpere.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Honored to have my story "The Ace of Teeth" on the @wigleaf.bsky.social long list. Thanks to the judges and the Wigleaf Team. And thanks to @lostballoon.bsky.social for publishing this. lost-balloon.com/2025/06/18/t...
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The Ace of Teeth by Claudia Monpere
My brother and I attempt awkward conversation at a Chinese restaurant near the dive motel where he lives. I try not to stare at his teeth: gray, chipped, missing. Dark, square caves in his mouth. H…
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davidcronenbergscrash @selizabeth.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
i’m in this!
text reading “t4t by sterling-elizabeth arcadia in Flight 5” over a photo of sterling-elizabeth, a fat, tattooed, white woman with short hair, glasses, and a mustache in a black dress and grey blazer. Sterling-Elizabeth is smiling and standing in front of a mirror and coat stand. From the left edge of the photo a white hand in a black sleeve extends and rests on the mantle in front of the mirror.in a photo of Sterling-Elizabeth, dressed the same as a above and sitting at a large wood table with papers and a pen, in front of a pale wall and television, a block of justified black text on a white background obscures a figure except for their black shirt and white hand writing with a pen. the text reads: “o-rings my only mouth. plastic. the only words i could make. purpose-formed and irrecyclable after. lingering too long. in your blood and brain. the rest of your life. my temporary solution. quickly and problematically. useless and lasting. your discomfort. no longer the problem. the trace of bpa. hypodermic me. injection molded for  years. little estrogen bottles.”on the right side of a photo, Sterling-Elizabeth is standing in front of a mirror on a mantle, holding pages of printed text and grinning at a figure in a black shirt whose face and reflection are both obscured by a block of justified black text with a white background. The text reads: “melted. my body unbuilt. extruding only sharp points. i wanted sweeter. for you. without waste. but my unknown long term effects. logical you. already almost. flexible and. on the edge of malleable. but unconductive. dispose of me. now shape yourself.”
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Donna Vorreyer @djvorreyer.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Check out all the great pieces in the new @flightlit.bsky.social including my little essay about death, @deathcabforcutie.bsky.social, and why music makes me cry. Thanks to editors Frances and Will for including me.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I'm not generally a spiritual person, but I believe that if you have x gonna give it to ya on your playlist and you put it on shuffle it will come on at the time you need it most
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I worked retail all through lockdown while getting up at 4 am to work on my first novel before work. I remember driving to my shift, listening to news reports about people quarantined on cruise ships in San Francisco. I'd fantasize about how much writing I could be getting done if that were me.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Everyone's all "but I need AI for little jobs artists won't do." As though I don't want a hundred music videos of 00s hip hop songs featuring my cat with his name in the chorus. As though I wouldn't rip up my Grandma's hook rugs in front of her to get that.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Whenever my wife leaves I'm always like "now I can do all the fun stuff she won't let me do!" and then I always learn that there's nothing she keeps me from doing except leaving sharp knives in the sink.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
im reading bleak house and they just got to the house and guess what. its really nice. so what the fuck
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
PROSE POETRY IS POETRY BUT REGULAR POETRY ISNT
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 10/04/2026
we have got to get it together, in like twenty-four hours the astronauts are back
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Michael Schulman @michaelschulman.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
When I told him about The New Yorker's very human fact-checking process, he crowed that "a lot of that is going to go away." To which I said, NO, AI means we need MORE fact-checking, because AI has flooded the web with bullshit. It certainly can't be trusted to fact-check itself, or anything. /
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Lately I've been tired of stories about hyper competent people whose plots are never troubled by mundane greed or stupidity. The truth of the world is more like a Cohen brothers comedy than a grand tragedy.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The many advantages to using AI: -You have to use it. -If you don't use it, you'll get left behind. -We'll force you to use it or trick you.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
There is a construction crew working on either side of my house that keeps short-cutting through my yard and a whole-ass fox hunt of hounds baying and horses clopping down my street ex-urban Philadelphia Wednesday morning WHAT IS UP
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Emily Rinkema @emilyrinkema.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
So in a completely terrifying and vulnerable shift from my normal flash, I wrote a very personal essay, up at Herstry today. Hope it resonates. herstryblg.com/true/2026/3/...
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Pieces — HerStry
Just after the pandemic, I went to New York City with my aunt Mimi. We had planned the trip as a way for me to learn everything I could about my mother, who died thirty-five years ago from an aggressi...
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Adam Gianforcaro @adamg.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
My chapbook—5 weeks before its official release—is NOW IN ITS SECOND PRINTING! Eternal thanks to everyone who bought a book, came to a reading, shared a post, etc, etc, etc. I’m so grateful.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
My new dentist keeps texting me reminders about my upcoming appointment...in three days. I hope they have money to pay for my multiple heart attacks.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
My cat gets into everywhere she's not wanted and is always trying to help with things even though she just makes them harder. She's basically AI.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
one time i was playing frolf in alaska and i hit a moose
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Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Sexual orientation: ▪️Straight ▪️gay ✅ the cast of The Mummy (1999)
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Fun fact: after you come back from AWP, everything sounds like a poem. My wife opened the curtains and said "There's something like sunshine outside."
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
My get rich quick scheme is to move to Asia and sell "Ancient European Secret" quackery, and it will be all leaches and no bathing.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Getting ready for AWP. If you're on a panel, please do not spend your time saying you don't know anything about the topic. No one came to hear that. We all know human's are fallible, just take your best shot.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Writing retreats always ask why you want to go there. My honest answers are "Because I crave institutional validation, and because I want to crawl back into my MFA the way some children want to go back into the womb." Please rate this response in terms of its likelihood to land me a residency.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I disagree that AI "artists" are naturally stupid or uncreative. What AI artists are missing is that creativity takes practice, and producing interesting art isn't a matter of rote skill, but of learning how to think. That can't be skipped, not for moral reasons, but for practical ones.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Leafblowers! A Duet By: The Dudes Outside My House
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I'm writing a plot synopsis for beta readers, but it's also kind of a test-run for agents. Would you include prologue/epilogues? Would you include a backstory chapter? How would you designate these? For instance, I'm considering writing: In a backstory chapter, we see...
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
@thelincoln.bsky.social , in addition to "Tv-brain" writing, I think we should consider "video-game-brain" writing, where the prose is like watching someone steer an avatar around the screen. The current novel I'm reading does this and it's driving me crazy.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The "should writers read?" discourse feels artificial this time around, like an excuse to get out that Ana Mardoll tweet from a couple years ago out an smack it around again, like we found an old pinata in the attic.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Everything only helps Trump. Hurting Trump? That helps Trump.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Anytime someone shames Dem voters for not swearing to vote for any candidate, no matter how odious, they are wasting an opportunity to encourage the Dem party to be worth voting for.
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
What I really fucking love about Hot Fuzz is that it is a rare piece of artwork that unapologetically defends liberal modernity. A representative of the impartial, uniform rule of law & depersonalized state beings justice to a lawless, backward community run by a wretched clique of local grandees.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The GOP are hypocrites in the way that an assailant is a hypocrite when they want to punch you in the face but they don't want you to punch them back. In both situations, complaining about the hypocrisy misses the point.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
They say there's a male loneliness epidemic but there are two men chainsawing logs next door to my house
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Emily Rinkema @emilyrinkema.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
New flash in Milk Candy Review today! Check it out if you have a minute: milkcandyreview.home.blog/2026/02/05/t...
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Things That Don’t Matter ~ by Emily Rinkema
It’s our neighbor Manny’s 50th birthday and we are hosting his party even though he has a wife, who is sitting on our couch in her linen overalls laughing at something my husband Leif just said. Sh…
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JR Fenn @jrfenn.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
It's release day for Tiny Vessels! Thank you so much to Rita Bullwinkel for this amazing introduction! mastersreview.com/tiny-vessels...
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Flight: A Literary Sampler @flightlit.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
For creative nonfiction, we have work from Dominik Slusarczyk, with his essay “An analysis of Transfiguration” “Nowadays, we do the Heimlich maneuver. I doubt they had that when Jesus was around but there must have been something else they did.” flight-literary.ghost.io/dominik-slus...
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Dominik Slusarczyk- Creative Nonfiction
An Analysis of Transfiguration In this painting Jesus is floating near the top, He is surrounded by brightly lit clouds. I think this is a depiction of Jesus rising into Heaven. After he died he wa...
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Flight: A Literary Sampler @flightlit.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Our poetry selection is “Ars Poetica: Tulips” from @carriganak.bsky.social “Petals fall into your cereal, soaking in milk and staining Cheerios” flight-literary.ghost.io/alex-carriga...
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Alex Carrigan- Poetry
Alex Carrigan (he/him) is a Pushcart-nominated editor, poet, and critic from Alexandria, VA. He is the author of Now Let’s Get Brunch (Querencia Press, 2023) and May All Our Pain Be Champagne (Alien B...
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Flight: A Literary Sampler @flightlit.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Flight 3 is here with four works all related to the theme of art! Let’s take a walking tour through this issue:
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I both sincerely appreciate that ICE keeps losing in court and feel kinda bummed that they apparently need to be fought case by case.
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James Goodwin @jamesgoodwin.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
This is why I have real fucking problem with blithe criticisms of "polarization" or "congressional dysfunction." We have a Republican member blaming his colleague for being attacked. The problem isn't polarization or dysfunction. It's the Republican Party.
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Stanchion @stanchion.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Trying something fun with my 1st AWP offsite. A reading that doubles as an irl submission window. Come to Vinyl & Pages on March 4 w/ a new piece of writing to read & hand me on paper. I want to start making Issue 23! & support an incredible Black-owned shop & community space! StanchionZine.com/awp
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Anyway, what's up with these high prices? Sure hope Dems are giving that their full attention.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I will happily take the most noodle-spined, weather-vane Dems as long as they ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION TO THE WAY THE WINDS ARE BLOWING
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Bought a new mouse. Just clickin on shit like a motherfucker.
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