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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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Matt Martin @mattmartin.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
🙌🏻
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Matt Martin @mattmartin.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The home team winning?
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Earthling @ziyatong.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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@nluewmist / I’m finally reading Dune. This quote which in the first few pages hit hard; “once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only let other men with machines to enslave them.”
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Aidan Moher @aidanmoher.com · 13/04/2026
Regular reminder that I won't read, share, or engage with your content if it's hosted on Substack.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
*movie trailer guy voice*
new yorker headline: THIS EASTER, AN AMERICAN POPE CONFRONTS AN AMERICAN WAR
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
But I was told Hollywood was cooked... finance.yahoo.com/sectors/tech...
finance.yahoo.com
OpenAI set to discontinue Sora video platform
OpenAI is ‌discontinuing its ‌video generation tool ​Sora, according to a post on social ‌media ⁠site X on Tuesday. Sora, ⁠launched as a standalone ​app ​in ​September 2025, ‌lets users create and sha...
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 23/03/2026
“clown event still possible” put that in your pocket, I can already tell you that this is the key phrase of 2026
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Tom Robinson in a giant, curly wig from I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format
a series of pictures of agent scully from the hit television series "the x-files" wearing glasses. each picture gradually has a slightly more serious expression and more dramatic lighting
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JosephScrimshaw @josephscrimshaw.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It's not about just stabbing. It's about coming together to stab in groups
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 15/03/2026
I used to feel bad for Star Wars droids. People were so mean to them when they’re just lil guys doing their best, doing what they’re programmed to do. Now that we have genAI, I get it. If ChatGPT had a metal body and followed me around, I’d probably try to nudge it into a ditch.
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 10/03/2026
Choosing to believe this is happening because of the conversation we had with @jordanharper.bsky.social about the Old Conan movie we all want to see on a forthcoming GUIDE episode
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I'll always be obsessed with this edit made by @tommchenry.bsky.social
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Jordan Harper @jordanharper.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
this is tremendous
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Tirk @frogkaro.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The video game industry decided to discontinue their product, the video game, in exchange for trying to make Fortnites. They have in recent years found out this doesn't work, so they have pivoted from making Fortnites to making ????????????????? nothing I guess
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I DON'T WANT TO "SHARE AND CREATE MY OWN STORY" I DON'T WANT A SHARED PLATFORM I WANT YOU TO MAKE SOMETHING COOL, AND THEN I PLAY WITH IT ALONE, NOT IN A SOCIAL ENVIRONMENT HOW IS THIS HARD TO UNDERSTAND
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 20/02/2026
phil spencer collecting his final xbox paycheck
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SACosby @blacktopkid.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Robert Duvall has shuffled off this mortal coil. He wasnt he flashiest or the loudest, he was just the best. In performance after performance he showed the depth and complexity within his characters with grace and power . But to me he's always gonna be Tom Hagen the level headed consigliore 😢
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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I feel bad for the Nazgûl. All they did was enter a giveaway for a free magic ring, which later turned out to be a scam. This happens to people on the Internet all the time.
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Goreville Shriek 😱 @amcnal.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
danny's original tweet which reads, Today, students at my high school in Chicago held an Anti-ICE protest.

I was the only one that decided to hold a sign that said ‘I Love ICE’.

Instead of allowing me to express my opinion, I was assaulted — Just for standing up for law enforcement.

What is happening to America? 

there is a 47 second video that sees multiple other kids talk smack to him and one of them just lays into him physicallya quote tweet that has transcription from the punch. the tweet reads:“You’re gonna punch me?”
“Yeah”
“Then you’re gonna in trouble for that”
“Okay”

Followed by this frame is one of the hardest things I’ve seen on the internet this week.

the frame in question is the kid winding up for a punch. it looks exactly like the pepe punching meme
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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 10/09/2025
“I strongly condemn this incident that I have devoted myself to facilitating. It is an unacceptable tragedy, and I will continue to do absolutely nothing to prevent future similar events.”
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There’s a great big beautiful Horizons @horizons1983.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Picture of the Swedish Chef with a speech bubble below him.
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Jordan Harper @jordanharper.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I’ve thought for years that it would have been better to make Indy the American James Bond and recast him after the third film and then always have him able to fight Nazis. However, in today’s Hollywood, it’s hard not to think this will be very bad
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Scaryanne Martin @mariannemartin.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
🫦
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 03/04/2025
The problem is: they've mistaken correlation for causation. They think their parents and grandparents had a good life *because* of manufacturing jobs. When, in reality, their parents and grandparents had a good life *despite* manufacturing jobs, because of unions, high taxes, and social policies.
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Matt Martin @mattmartin.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
You guys, I met @scalzi.com (one of my all time favorite writers). 🤯
Me, with John Scalzi!
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Matt Martin @mattmartin.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I've never felt so seen, and yet so attacked. 😅
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Matt Martin @mattmartin.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
forbes.com
Here’s Why There Is A Disconnect Between The Games Industry And Gamers
With layoffs and continuing poor AAA game sales, it’s worth seeing how this happens and why gaming feels detached from its players.
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Matt Martin @mattmartin.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Well, that went better than I would have dared hope. Two of the three players had never played D&D at all, in any edition. Or any TTRPG, for that matter. The other ran and played 3.5 back in the day, but nothing since then. I ran The Jeweler's Sanctum from OSE's Adventure Anthology 1.
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Matt Martin @mattmartin.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Tomorrow is my first time DMing in a while, and my first time running (or even playing) Old School Essentials. But I'm packed and ready. And excited. LFG. 🤘🏻🤘🏻
An ENHANCE tabletop D&D bag sits on my office floor. Some board games are in the background.
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Matt Martin @mattmartin.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Honest to God, one of the greatest moments of my life. ❤️
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Matt Martin @mattmartin.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Hell yeah.
Necrotic Gnome's Old School Essentials
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Matt Martin @mattmartin.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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Matt Martin @mattmartin.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
How the hell are you gonna make a documentary about Diddy's allegations and not call it "Diddy or Didn't He?" It's like you're not even trying. NBC.
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”
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Matt Martin @mattmartin.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
It's been a day and a half since this happened, and I'm still giddy. United 2-1 City. I'm gonna ride the high off of this derby day for at least a week. 😄 But then today, this arrived. So it's been a nice couple of days for my United-loving heart. A very merry Christmas to me. 😍
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 25/11/2024
Search your heart. You know it to be true.
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Matt Martin @mattmartin.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I prefer to think of BlueSky as an art deco chamber.
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Matt Martin @mattmartin.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
"Am very on guard."
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SACosby @blacktopkid.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
All future political debates should be in the rhetorical style of wrestling promos
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Matt Martin @mattmartin.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
No offense to @epcotprime.bsky.social, but I am shaken that this wasn't reposted first by @horizons1983.bsky.social. You're slipping, old man. 😄
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Matt Martin @mattmartin.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
@scalzi.com Started and finished Starter Villain this past weekend and really enjoyed it, start to finish.🤘🏻 I would like to add that on a personal note, I very much enjoyed the name of the island, given that I taught high school English here 👇🏻for two years. 😄 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ste._Ge...
en.wikipedia.org
Ste. Genevieve, Missouri - Wikipedia
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Matt Martin @mattmartin.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
That'll about do it for Twitter, I think.
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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social · 26/06/2023
Telling my grandkids that this was RFK Jr
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 13/06/2023
*pitching batman* imagine if your boss and his butler teamed up to break into the mental hospital and beat up all the patients. cool right? anyway there’s this clown that he hates
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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
friend: you're saying an alien pulled you onto his ship, examined you, and sent you back? fish: that's *exactly* what I'm saying
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Matt Martin @mattmartin.bsky.social · 08/06/2023
I suspect Pat Robertson is very confused and very hot right now.
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Matt Martin @mattmartin.bsky.social · 08/06/2023
For my fellow Top Chef fans: I met Sara Bradley tonight and didn't fanboy at all. 😄
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