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Matt Markwood

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Matt Markwood @mattmarkwood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't want to jinx anything, but is James Franklin good at decision making at the end of close games?
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A digitally drawn montage of scene's from Hayao Miyazaki's animated movie Porco Rosso. In the foreground wwe see Porco flying his Savoia S.21 seaplane. It's a bright red monoplane with a fuselage shaped like a porpoise and the wing mounted above and in front of the cockpit, and the single large, bulbous, shiny red prop engine mounted on top of that. Outrigger floats hang down from the underside of each wing and the vertical stabilizer is painted in the colors of the Italian flag.  Porco is looking down toward the Adriatic sea below. From a string of clouds behind the plane rises a closeup portrait of Porco in the plane's cockpit. He's a human with a cartoon pig's head, he's got a little black curled mustache, and he's wearing round sunglasses, leather headgear with goggles pushed up on top of his head, a white silk scarf and a tan jumpsuit. He is smiling past the one side of his mustache and giving a thumbs up to the viewer. Under the plane in the bottom right of the rough-edged frame in yellow handwriting is written 'Maybe it will happen today'.
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Matthew Buckley @physicsmatt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Phaedra and Hippolytus, by Pierre-Narcisse Guérin, 1802, 📸 via @ErikTedJohnson
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daniel lopez @danananananiel.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
México’s goalkeeper reaches to block the ball while the famous Mexican pet duck helps on behalf of all of México
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Matt Markwood @mattmarkwood.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
My vote for Lance Stroll as driver of the day
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
very funny to put a Knicks-Cavs billboard up during The Game Of The Year. you're having the best meal of your life and the waiter walks over to your table and slips you a flyer for the Subway meatball parm footlong
the thrilling Thunder-Spurs game with a billboard for Knicks-Cavaliers in the billboard
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Nationals JourneyBot 🤖 @journeybot.on29.net · 07/05/2026
Final in Washington, Nationals 7, Twins 5. AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR SOME JOURNEY! www.youtube.com/watch?v=LatorN4P9aA
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Journey - Separate Ways (Worlds Apart) (Official HD Video - 1983)
Official HD video for "Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)'' by JourneyListen to Journey: https://journey.lnk.to/listenYDWatch more Journey videos: https://Journey....
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
A digital illustration in simple outlines and flat textured color. A man with a white mustache wearing a sun hat is pushing an ice cream cart with bells hanging from the handle.  Along with pictures of popsicles, text on the side and front of the cart reads ‘Maybe it’ll happen today’
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
why is paul skenes disrespecting the troops
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
it's incredible that as long as you do the right amount of bigotry you can just rob the country blind and enough people will not care, even though those same people will be filled with incandescent rage if someone uses food stamps to buy a 12 pack of diet coke
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Walter Hickey @walthickey.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Sora lasted less than one Quibi sherwood.news/tech/sora-la...
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Sora lasted less than one Quibi
OpenAI’s app joins the hallowed halls of video ideas that burned bright and fast....
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Noel Mummy 🤕 @noelmu.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Welp, now everyone's going to call Barbra Streisand "Babs." When will she learn?
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Scena di commedia (uno scapino), by Honoré Daumier, 1860, 📸 by Jakub Porzycki
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Dane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
A digital illustration of Skeletor as depicted in the 80s He-Man cartoon. For those unfamiliar he is a a blue man with a fantasy bodybuilder physique. He wears a cross-body harness with some little bones at the center and a matching purple hood that frames hood face which is somehow just a yellow skull. Here he is seen yelling up to the sky and shaking his little blue fists at the heavens. Cutting him off at mid-abs is some gleaming 3D lettering in the style of the Masters of the Universe logo that reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
It’s pretty fucked up to sack Aaron Rodgers instead of debating his ideas
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Jacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
live look at Chicago Pope Cam
conclave in cheese grater hat
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el descanso @eldescanso.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Stranger things finale was fucking nuts!
Friggin bonies!
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Buffalo Drive, by William R. Leigh, 1947, 📸 by @sickoscommittee.org
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Digital illustration. In the background we see Sesame Street’s Big Bird with a kiffiyeh scarf around his neck running to the left of frame holding a pole from which waves a black flag with a white antifascist symbol on it. In the foreground is a furry blue muppet with a bulbous pink nose who is otherwise unidentifiable because he has a black bandana around his mouth (it’s Grover) who is preparing to throw a Molotov cocktail. In the flames flowing from the rag in the neck of the bottle can be read the words ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 07/12/2025
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Robert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Journalist challenge: Use “Machine Learning” when you mean machine learning and “LLM” when you mean LLM. Ditch “AI” as a catch-all term, it’s not useful for readers and it helps companies trying to confuse the public by obscuring the roles played by different technologies. 🧪
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/11/2025
"okay, fine. two 4070's and a 5060 Ti. please, i have to feed my family" the chicken farmer was unimpressed by my midrange offer, but a day of scavenging abandoned data centers didn't yield easy H200s anymore. i would have to rely on his weakness for ray tracing if i wanted to eat meat tonight
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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Obligatory
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 01/11/2025
We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
My 11-year-old sitting with her pile of Halloween candy, sorting it into a bar graph
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I wish private equity could buy climate change so it would stop working
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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
nathan fielder was right
nathan fielder sits in a hall with long paramount banners that evoke nazi germany
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
"you're unhappy because you spend too much time on your phone" speak for yourself i'm posting this shit from desktop like a true lunatic
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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bkmacd @bkmacd.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
if there was an actual, real liberal joe rogan, it's almost guaranteed that everyone who currently runs the dem party would fucking hate him.
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
THIS FALL ON CBS, IT'S CHICAGO POPE
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
you're gonna wanna see this
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
Jors (2001)
JEEEOOORREEAARRS
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
The Ormple Dormpling Georng (1975)
A slick geeambleorrr named Rorrrsell Dorrrnovan (Coach Z) is duped into taking care of three orrpheorns who eventually strike geeeorrrld.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/04/2025
my offer to america: we bring woke back
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Myles McNutt @memles.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Universal Studios: For when your quasi-stepdad fails to save your girlfriend’s life and you need to get away from it all.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
financial advice in a weird time: -- develop a plan -- find friends who support you -- preferably 10 of them -- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand -- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos -- get your wife back -- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw simple
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
There's a way for drake to come back from this and that is to make a ska record
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895
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cat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking, if you look out the windows on your left you'll see some fish... this is the worst I've ever messed up
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
NYT Tomorrow: Trump is coming for trans people, immigrants, public employees, foreign aid, higher education, media, the environment, and science. We can’t save them all. Here’s why he’ll stop if we abandon trans people and foreigners. By David Axelrod and Rahm Emanuel
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