Reposted by mattMaria Bustillos @mariabustillos.com · -2583sAgain, buy as much physical media as you can now, before it's adulterated and/or censored 074
Reposted by mattJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026chips: we put more air in the bag cookies: we put fewer cookies in the box fruit cups: we have bent the laws of time and space to fit 4 litres of juice in this 250ml cup. God himself told us "stop, that's too much juice" and then we flipped him off and added more juice. 541759224
Reposted by mattMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026abolish the death penalty 383126517
Reposted by mattjam @socialistboat.dad · 01/10/2026Caffeine doesn't replace lost hours of sleep, it only masks the fatigue signals to your brain so you don't realize how tired you actually are. You still suffer the cognitive and physiological deficits from the sleep deficiency, you just can't tell. Which is good actually and fine I've decided 7873142
Reposted by mattYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 30/09/2026good morning to everyone out there but an especially good morning to any twelve foot skeletons who are reporting for yard duty 414724
matt @matt.tasty.computer · 30/09/2026*immediately after waking up at 6:30am ET* These posts are gold! Better save them for later where someone will actually see them *at 11am ET* The fuck does "Smegway" mean? 010
matt @matt.tasty.computer · 30/09/2026Also he has never heard of the kpop band but is a huge fan of indie rockers Built To Spill 010
matt @matt.tasty.computer · 30/09/2026Guy who is trying to be very careful explaining delicate geopolitical issues but keeps saying BTS instead of BDS. 110
Reposted by mattYesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ozzie Albies *clap clap clapclapclap* 022
matt @matt.tasty.computer · 29/09/2026Glad you like it! If you're not already familiar the album this comes from Fizzy Fuzzy Big and Buzzy is an underrated 90s masterpiece. You probably have heard Banditos from it. These guys also did the King of the Hill theme song. 010
matt @matt.tasty.computer · 29/09/2026youtu.be/wuHCmRV6zDU?...youtu.beThe Refreshments "Nada"YouTube video by azcactus2008 110
Reposted by mattAtlanta DSA @atldemsoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Tomorrow, join us to make signs for Pride 2026! 🌈 Supplies will be provided, but feel free to bring your own! RSVP in bio 🌹 062
Reposted by mattwindu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026As a society we need to all get together and agree to say "hey yo turn that shit off" whenever someone starts playing something out loud on their phone in the subway or bus. We can make it a better world together. 0133
matt @matt.tasty.computer · 27/09/2026This was a mistake. Found myself at 2am peering into the bag that says DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT 120
matt @matt.tasty.computer · 27/09/2026I have seen Langley but only on a TV ad for something forgettable. Never heard the song. I am 30 or 40 years old with 2 kids and a job. I don't have my thumb on the pulse of popular culture, sorry. 020
Reposted by mattSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Terence Tao should have made a dating app startup instead of wasting his life on math like an idiot. 51247
matt @matt.tasty.computer · 27/09/2026I don't get the Night Brain any more. I'm too sleepy. My children dragged me into the bright world of the daytime people. 000
matt @matt.tasty.computer · 27/09/2026Cover them shits up bro. Ain't nobody wanna see the jolly green bird legs 010
matt @matt.tasty.computer · 27/09/2026You're supposed to have big, meaty calves just by the virtue of being a giant 120
matt @matt.tasty.computer · 27/09/2026Sorry to body shame but I think it's kinda gross how skinny Fetterman's legs are for how big of a dude he is 120
matt @matt.tasty.computer · 27/09/2026Drinking coffee getting ready for some 10:30pm ACC football 🫠 000
Reposted by mattcurio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026getting too high and googling sweeney todd boobs 091
Reposted by mattChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026all of the devils of the world shouting in a singular voice 1952
Reposted by mattEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 16/06/2026There are many ways to improve your life: - read books - be kind - read more books - rest - read so many books that an ancient power of undying fire ignites deep in your eyes - hydrate - read more books 8310112
matt @matt.tasty.computer · 26/09/2026I love this album. Got to meet them in person when they were touring to support it. They played at my college and I was on the student committee that organized concerts. Questlove was super nice. Started coming up and asking us for pictures when we were too timid to ask him lol. 000
Reposted by mattGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 24/09/2026it's nice that the 12 foot skeletons will return from migration soon 47722
Reposted by mattJ HELL P @jlp.systems · 23/09/2026Saying “my dear boy” every time I would normally say “bro” 010219
Reposted by mattThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 23/09/2026be a bloomer in a world of doomers you'll stand out, you'll have a better impact on the world, you'll have a better impact on yourself 411215