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@matt.tasty.computer
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 30/09/2026
This car's tail lights look like a @catbus.phd drawing
Car whose tail lights are a bunch of little squares
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 22/09/2026
We might survive, fam
Weather forecast for Atlanta, GA showing somewhat normal Fall temps instead of highs in the 90s and lows in the 70s.feels good meme guy touching his face
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 16/09/2026
Chihuahua wearing glasses and looking grimly at his smartphone. There is a lot cigarette dangling from his mouth.
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 06/09/2026
The Secrets of the DILFs really fucked me up as a kid. Weird movie.
Creepy glowing eyes from The Secret of NIMH
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 04/09/2026
Well I'm offended by the state here, but it got the city dead on. I guess there's not a big difference between Alabama and Bumfuck, South Georgia where I grew up though. mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
Dialect map. I'm very much from da soufI do indeed live in Atlanta and don't sound anything like Minnesota Sorry for the sun shower one that's just what they called it when I was a kid 🤷
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 04/09/2026
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 04/09/2026
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 03/09/2026
Mark McGwire in The Simpsons asking Bart, "Do you want to know the terrifying truth… or do you wanna see me sock a few dingers?"
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 01/09/2026
Mfw they've established five working groups on affordability.
Line drawing of guy touching his face
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 01/09/2026
My first real car (that wasn't just the most old and busted family car I was allowed to drive) was a 1991 Camaro. It had a regular flat metal key for the doors and trunk, but a different key with a chip embedded in it for the ignition.
Camaro chip key
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 19/08/2026
Don't judge I was extremely a 90s kid. This is one of the things you could spend your birthday money on at Walmart in 1995.
Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 14/08/2026
I hate Illinois Nazis.
Image of bold red text on black background:

"Without naming the film, say a line that would make any true fan immediately recognize the film."
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 12/08/2026
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 12/08/2026
Got these started late last night. Left them on low (just below a simmer, but warm enough to be food safe) overnight and then boosted them up to a simmer this morning. They're just about done and taste great. Salty and fresh peanut taste.
(mostly) boiled peanuts in a 12qt stock pot
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 12/08/2026
sickos.jpg
8oz of salt
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 11/08/2026
Folks,
1/4 bushel of raw peanuts in an orange mesh bag in an opened shipping box
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 10/08/2026
S O O N
UPS email notification that my nuts are fast approaching
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 07/08/2026
This is how Haynes King plays football
Ralph Wiggum breaking through the window head first
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 03/08/2026
"Popcorn Simp"?

No idea, honestly
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 27/07/2026
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
Outkast - ATLiens
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 27/07/2026
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
Smashing Pumpkins - Siamese Dream
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 18/07/2026
A couple of guys play music to raise money for an orphanage
Describe your favorite movie as boring as possible
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 16/07/2026
WELP
Estimated delivery

Today, July 16 by 9:00 P.M.
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 14/07/2026
30 lbs down since starting tirzepatide in March. Everyone who wants it should have access to this drug. Feels like a miracle.
Output from smart scale showing

Weight: 209.9 lbs
Body fat: 28.9%
Muscle mass: 139.8 lb
Body weight records showing a sharp trend down from 240lbs in March to 209 lbs today. (I optimistically round down)
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 07/07/2026
Oh yeah. That's the stuff.
Chicken thighs in a pan with browned, crispy skin.
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 27/06/2026
This Sunbeam T20-B toaster made in 1952. It's incredible. The only control on it is a darkness dial. It makes perfect toast every time. Beautiful art deco design.
Sunbeam T20-B
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 27/06/2026
gang gang
casio a168w watch
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 24/06/2026
Becoming the Joker (complimentary)
Mamdani and Lander cackling at a victory party 🎉
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 22/06/2026
Seb from Viagra Boys

This post is spiritually similar to some of his lyrics like:

"I can drop some historical facts
About World War II and other things"
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 18/06/2026
Fun!
"Bluesky Licence" generated from my profile and post/interaction history
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 17/06/2026
Ronaldo
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 13/06/2026
The dril Blowjob Brothers tweet but it says the Breast Brothers
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 13/06/2026
A funny thing happened when GMail translated this email from Angine de Poitrine to English.
Email from Angine de Poitrine where they call themselves "Les Frères de Poitrine"The same email translated to English by GMail says "The Breast Brothers"
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 10/06/2026
Assembled
Belt with lever attachment assembled
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 10/06/2026
NEW LIFTING BELT DAY 🔥NEW LIFTING BELT DAY 🔥
Unassembled Pioneer lever belt
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 03/06/2026
Meme using a scene from Law & Order: SVU showing Ice-T's character (Detective Fin Tutuola) in a leather jacket explaining something to his partner. Top text reads: "KID WAS STONED OUT OF HIS MIND. NEW TREND THAT JUST HIT THE STREETS WHERE YOU POP A MANHOLE COVER AND DO GRAVITY BONGS IN THE SEWER." Bottom text reads: "THEY CALL IT NINJA TURTLING."
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 03/06/2026
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
TMNT title but it says people coming out of manholes
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 01/06/2026
This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.
Snowy (a large tabby) peeking out between the rails of a little kid's top bunk
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 28/05/2026
We've got to stop the weather until someone can figure out what the hell is going on.
3 days of forecast showing highs 80, 69, 81
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 24/05/2026
The "Get in loser. We're going shopping," meme from Mean Girls but she's saying "Get in Shinji. We're going robotting."
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 22/05/2026
They taste better when you spell it like this.
Bag of boiled peanuts that I cooked last summer and just thawed out from the freezer to eat.

Finishing up last year's supply because I will be able to get green peanuts again in July and need the freezer space.
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 21/05/2026
Hmm. Hard to say.
epresentative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) consistently maintains one of the lowest average campaign contributions in federal politics, with recent figures hovering around $17 to $21 per donation. 

    Grassroots Funding: Her campaign relies almost exclusively on small-dollar, individual contributors.
    Corporate PACs: She does not accept any money from corporate PACs or lobbyists.
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 20/05/2026
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 19/05/2026
Zut alors!!
Screenshot from Ticketmaster showing that I was able to buy tickets to see Angine De Poitrine in Atlanta.

They have been selling out everywhere near instantly so I feel very fortunate to have snagged these.
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 16/05/2026
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 14/05/2026
Handheld ham radio
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 06/05/2026
Soba and Snowy
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 03/05/2026
Translation of helicopter to Japanese: herikoputa
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 29/04/2026
@dril
the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
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matt @matt.tasty.computer · 28/04/2026
LMAO. Got permabanned from r/StartingStrength for this one. Bit touchy over there.
"Rip's politics are almost as bad as his erotica writing."

It was on a post where he said the government shouldn't certify personal trainers because the free market can solve for that. Ok, bud.
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