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@massivepineapple.bsky.social
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genius who jogs a lot

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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
LOL I woke up this morning to find out that Maria bought a cameo from Richard Summers-Calvert (Biddy Blas HIMSELF) to celebrate our wedding as Biddy in Huttenese and he COMMITTED. What a champ!! Biddy Blas confirmed ally.
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Victoria Rose Richards @aerialembroidery.bsky.social · 23h
95 hours of my Dartmoor inspired moorland scene are done! This is the last full update you'll see of this aerial embroidery until its complete now, maybe 20 more hours? I've decided the tor-based area of the landscape will be sloped so I need to work on the little hill :) 1/2
A large embroidery hoop containing an embroidered aerial-view landscape. It shows green moorland, meadows and woodland, all cut through with roads and lanes.
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rj @massivepineapple.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
is it psychotic to crank your phone volume up to max and just play music or tiktokts directly outside my bedroom door on a work night
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ceej @ceej.online · 13/10/2026
if you slip the gravedigger $50 they’ll let you switch with a corpse for a few hours. really peaceful down there as long as you don’t mind someone else wearing your skin around town. just make sure you have someone lined up to get your body home before sunrise. trust me
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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First panel of today's Swan Boy. A screenshot of a YouTube video preview for a video called "Pouring Soda on Grandpa." Grandpa is screaming. He thinks it's acid.
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ceej @ceej.online · 14/10/2026
I asked my two-year-old if she respected me last night and she responded with “respect my poopy butt!” it’s so over
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
And before I enter my plea, I just want to say, you’re looking damn fine today your honor
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 13/10/2026
Indeed
Peace as a Means Rather Than an End: The underlying assumption is that any arrangement with Arab actors is temporary and deceptive. Striving for peace would therefore repeat the mistake of the "conceptzia," the prevailing conceptual framework considered a primary cause of the October 7 disaster. A meaningful peace agreement is unattainable in the Middle East, as peace agreements are merely technical and temporary arrangements requiring constant reassessment. According to this view, peace is not an intrinsic value that generates security, but a means of achieving other policy objectives. Politically, "peace" is regarded as a naive concept representing the left-wing "peace camp" which stands in tension with, or in direct opposition to, "security," which represents the right-wing “security camp.”
Rejection of the Independent Existence of Arab States: The underlying premise is that most Arab states are not genuine nation-states, but collections of tribes and ethnic groups lacking a shared history and a foundational national vision. Consequently, undermining their stability is viewed as a natural process, one that Israel can manage more effectively than it can contend with strong nation-states, and one that it should even encourage.
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 14/10/2026
Sleeper candidate for best House member, also the author of the Block The Bombs Act.
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M @ltbucket.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They're doing the meme
Text 1 : "I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Mar Theory"

Text 2: "I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Briet Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know"
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rj @massivepineapple.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
why would eating 3 chicken sandwiches from my local gas station make me ill? it just doesn't make sense
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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is not a dream. We are using your brain's electrical system as a receiver. We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference. You are receiving this broadcast as a dream. We are transmitting from the year one-nine-nine-zero.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Women's heart attacks are way more likely to present as stomach pain. That's why they're so much more likely to die of a heart attack, because they don't know what's happening. I hate that, personally
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rj @massivepineapple.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
freed myself from the prison of the 5 star movie. it gets 5 stars on letterbox if i had a great time. dont care if its critiquable
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VoteHub @votehub.com · 09/10/2026
On Supreme Court term limits: Sen. Susan Collins: “Absolutely not. I’m sure that Troy wants to pack the court.” Troy Jackson: “I wouldn’t have to pack it if you didn’t put in Kavanaugh."
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rj @massivepineapple.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
help, seattle subreddit discussing Microsoft is going full in on "america first" labor
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 07/10/2026
first trip back to NY since the communist sharia takeover. witnessed people at intersections obeying strange lights (light of islam?); drinking dark brown arabic beverage combined with milk (symbolic of race mixing); delving beneath the earth to be willingly devoured by great metal serpents
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rj @massivepineapple.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
excited to start my new career as a car crash dummy. theyre giving me a helmet and everything
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 06/10/2026
Dungeons & Dragons, Duel Masters, and Magic: The Gathering teams unionize at Hasbro aftermath.site/magic-the-gath...
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ceej @ceej.online · 17/05/2025
traveling with someone who has airline status when you don’t is the closest experience modern life can offer to squiring for a knight
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 05/10/2026
hey it’s a gay bar story about who to actually be mad at
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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#SeanPayton4Prison2026 @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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rj @massivepineapple.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ive only ever done that. I am tired. But it would all still be worth it if I succeeded
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rj @massivepineapple.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i just have to plan it out, sacrifice my short term interests to commit to a long term goal, I just have to plan it out, sacrifice my short term interests to commit to a long term goal, i just
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
massive pedophile dennis hastert has been killed by the ravages of time, his body pummeled to a pulp by existing for too long. he is survived by perverts
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m glad I’m not preoccupied with litigating tom morello’s impact on the 2024 election today. I’m actually pinned under a train. the paramedics say the wheels are the only thing holding me together and I’ll die when they move the train. I don’t see why they have to move it. I could just live here
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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rj @massivepineapple.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
alfie farted on me and it smelled like eggs
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is under the radar presumably because no one has gotten on a plane to the U.S. (yet) but a potentially enormous disaster in a region that lacks the resources to handle it
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rj @massivepineapple.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ah well. Ill stay cool and calm. Whatever happens after that is up to her. My cat is sick, my roommates suck, I’m moving soon on my own, have to apply to jobs, recovering from surgery. Each problem like a grain sound, and every night I inherit the desert.
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rj @massivepineapple.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
im very low key and conflict averse, but I’m wondering now if maybe we’re headed towards a fight where we stop being family. Once, unprompted, she brought up trans people and angrily said “people shouldnt get to have everything”
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rj @massivepineapple.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Told my sister about my plan to apply to paid clinical psych phd programs in 2-3 years and she got so upset. she kept saying “people think they get to have everything”. odd
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
(Realizing it would sound petty if I just said I don't like your post) Your post jeopardizes an important election
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026
i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
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Defector @defector.com · 09/09/2026
'Furious' is not a girlboss fantasy. Instead, it’s a story of our world—a world in which women are sidelined, beaten, raped, and killed with impunity—and the women who try, in their own mangled ways, to resist it. defector.com/furious-make...
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‘Furious’ Makes You Face It | Defector
In her 1980 essay “Compulsory Heterosexuality and the Lesbian Existence,” Adrienne Rich lists over 60 examples of systematized female oppression. To name a few: the power of men to deny women their…
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I refuse to go to therapy because it’s bad storytelling. Some guy just tells me what’s wrong with me and how to fix it? How is that engaging for my friends, family, or even haters?
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lxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026
instantly iconic i'm afraid
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imagining a world without carry-on bags where the plane lands and you can just leave the plane
Lionel hutz world without lawyers
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kyslytsya is correct - the current UN structure makes it incapable of credibly enforcing international law
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Security Council Vetoes Must be Reformed to Maintain the UN's Capacity and Legitimacy
The UN has long been held up as a model of international idealism⁠—supporters see it as a possibility to create a better world, while even detractors tend to characterize it as if anything too idealis...
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rj @massivepineapple.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I came home to find a surgically dissected field mouse laid out on the ground, and Evee looking very pleased next to it. I’ve raised a murderer
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