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Mary Jo

@maryjo27.bsky.social
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Cook in the bedroom, whore in the kitchen | things that are good: books, Zelda, musicals, crochet, the Cubs, libraries, LOTR, and the Indiana Hoosiers

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just got an ad for "trump" paid for by the "united states government" get this man the fuck out of my face
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/09/2026
Never been to the opera before? Now’s your chance. We’re giving away 70,000 free tickets to the @metopera at the iconic Lincoln Center. Go to on.nyc.gov/opera to enter the lottery. There’s not a bad seat in the house.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I've thought about this for about six months straight now so I feel pretty confident in saying that if your team is planning on "doing what Indiana did," you won't
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Joe Adalian @tvmojoe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If Obama, Biden or even George W. Bush had waited this long to go to Indiana, or lift a finger, to help, it would be a major story on every network newscast, every night, until the president Did Something. I'm glad outlets such as NYT are covering, but the silence from network TV is deafening
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Maybe if the AI people yell at me for the 5 millionth time about how I’m not using their dogshit technology that has made everyone’s lives worse I’ll finally start liking it for no conceivable reason.
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Mary Jo @maryjo27.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I've had 3 UPS packages in a row that can't be delivered. Somehow there is insufficient postage for final delivery from USPS. I can't get anyone from UPS, Kohls, or Target to investigate the cause. I've spent hours trying to get support, and nothing will be resolved. Enshittification FTW!
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Mary Jo @maryjo27.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Over the moon with the beautiful pieces I got in my demo box! I actually gasped when I saw A Link to the Past was included, and the detail on the Arcanine card is incredible! Thanks so much for your incredible work, @pigminted.com, I will cherish it!
Woodworking piece depicting the A Link to the Past file selection screenWoodworking piece depicting the file select screen from Final Fantasy IV. The timer is maxed at 99:99 :)Woodwork model of an Arcanine Pokémon card Woodwork model of the reverse side of a Pokémon card
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Mary Jo @maryjo27.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The horror of accidentally pocket liking an abhorrent response on the thread you were just reading.
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Spongebob Hides in the Sand
Alt: Spongebob lying down in a hole, covering himself with sand.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's honestly so crazy to me that we're facing a technological revolution that could displace millions of jobs in the middle of a housing affordability crisis and every day we talk about whether a trans woman is playing sports or if someone has a non-Anglo name.
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Mary Jo @maryjo27.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Obsessed with how cute Popcorn is 😻 Oh, and Peach is there too.
Orange kitten snuggling a white mini poodle  Orange kitten snuggling a white poodle
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Pigminted @pigminted.com · 08/08/2026
A per request. I have alot of prototypes I don't know what to do with so, I created a listing where you can a get them for a great. bit.ly/3TKElAy
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Someone said to me, "I'm sorry but I got your book from a library." Nobody should ever apologise for that. You read my book! That's brilliant! I grew up hanging out in libraries and the idea of a world without them fills me with dread. Without libraries, authors, like readers, will only suffer.
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Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Messi bathing the baby that would eventually defeat him in the World Cup is some real Ancient Greek irony.
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 12/07/2026
I gotta sleep but everyone please take this moment as a prompt to check in with friends and make sure everyone is on the same page with your wishes: Do you want to be woken up when it happens or not?
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Hell yeah. You had me at “drug-infested,” baby
FOX News The Five segment: channel
LIBRARIES TURNING INTO DRUG-INFESTED, SEX DENS
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Mary Jo @maryjo27.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Bro, if you can’t stay awake enough to hold the controller, it’s my turn to play! #Popcornthecat #gamercat #oot
Light orange kitten sleeping next to 8bitdo controller while Ocarina of Time is on the screen in the background. A paw is curled in the air, like he just dropped the controller. Light orange kitten sleeping next to 8bitdo controller while Ocarina of Time is on the screen in the background. Laying flat on his back, paws at his sides, totally knocked out.
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 13/06/2026
Ian Fleming might have made the world’s first trillionaire this evil, but only Philip K. Dick could have made him such a pathetic drug-addled loser, desperate for attention and adulation but incapable of human relationships, and now terrified to go out in public.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
THE ONLY DATA CENTERS WE NEED TO BUILD ARE LIBRARIES!!! SHIRT AVALABLE AT dashare.zone ALONG WITH TANK TOP'S, HOODYS ETC - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A BLACK SHIRT WITH A SKELTEN "THE ONLY DATA CENTERS WE NEED TO BUILD ARE LIBRARIES" DESIGN BY DASHARE.ZONE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
He’s offended because The Odyssey is about something near and dear to him: being an absent father while chasing vanity for 20 years
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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.
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Mary Jo @maryjo27.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I’ve been loving all of these wrong answers, but I feel compelled to share that if the question were “best video game adaptation of the Odyssey, correct answers only,” there could only be one response.
Cd-rom case for the 1996 video game Wishbone and the Amazing Odyssey
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
If you thought elaborately faking being good at videogames to impress a bunch of manchildren was embarrassing, consider elaborately faking that your mother loves you.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 02/05/2026
This is one of the most quietly revolutionary things any city can do to improve kids' lives & outcomes. If you genuinely care about kids having access to education or safe after school spaces & activities, then fund your libraries, staff your libraries, & make every public school ID a library card.
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Chris Kohler @kohler.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The great thing about working in the same space as the Video Game History Foundation is that sometimes @philsalv.bsky.social comes running over to your desk because he found Squaresoft's 1993 Christmas card
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The way the outfits here create flashes of blue and white is very mesmerizing.
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 19/04/2026
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Can’t wait for about ten, fifteen years from now when one of us says, “Boy I sure do miss those cool 87 degree April days.”
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Lum @brokentoys.social · 13/04/2026
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SPOOKYShadz @solvershadz.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
man the gamecube era print ads were so weird i mean have you seen the bling bling king himself
A print ad for Wario World.
The text at the top says "hangin' with the Bling Bling King".
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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
:sobbing: the taxation of trade routes is in dispute ::
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
As the father of a middle schooler I have seen the rebellion against AI forming there — even using “that’s AI, bro,” not indicating something is literally AI, but that something is metaphorically so — it’s sus, it’s bullshit, it’s bad weird
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Mary Jo @maryjo27.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
My 10yo frequently uses the term ‘AI slop’ [derogatory]. It gives me hope for the future.
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James Longhurst @jameslonghurst.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Seven-word death punch
A screenshot of a TikTok comment says “never seen a cybertruck at the library”
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Pretending like you are going to war instead of a baseball tournament and then losing at baseball is super funny
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I don’t even know anymore. War, the senseless murder of civilians, pedophiles in power, just a whole lot of fuckshit.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
This guy sucks.
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Viet Thanh Nguyen @vietthanhnguyen.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
“Indefinite detention” of refugees WHO HAVE ALREADY BEEN SCREENED in a planned network of gigantic warehouses. A concentration camp is a concentration camp is a concentration camp.
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White House grants ICE power to detain refugees for aggressive ‘rescreening’
A new DHS memo details plan to allow federal immigration officers to detain legal refugees in the US indefinitely
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Sarah Tolcser @tolcser.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
In case anyone was wondering how it’s going over on American Girl doll Instagram
User @backintimeag: 
The text “Kirsten will be happy when ICE gets the fuck out of Minnesota” over a picture of 1850s immigrant and Minnesota-dwelling doll character Kirsten Larson in the snow.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Kyle Rittenhouse traveled to another community with an assault rifle and the cops threw him a bottle of water and said they were glad he was there.
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Joanne Freeman @jbf1755.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Our country was founded on resistance to a tyrant.
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 25/01/2026
Absolute banger of a comment on r/military: www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...
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And now comes the most nauseating part of this whole goddamn mess: the hypocrisy. The same loud-mouthed idiots who spent years screaming about tyranny are suddenly dead fucking silent, or worse, cheering, now that it's their side doing it. "ThEy'Re cOminG fOr OuR gUnS!" "GoVerNMenT oVerReAch!" "ShAll nOt bE inFrinGeD!" All that chest-thumping bullshit evaporated the second armed federal agents started terrorizing people they don't like.
Let me get this straight: a civilian gets shot dead by federal agents, and the only thing you brainless cunts can muster is
"well, DHS says he had a gun"? THAT'S your red line? Guns are sacred when they're strapped to your waist, but magically become a death sentence when they're used as a post-hoc excuse by the government? Either the Second Amendment applies to everyone, or you never believed in it at all. Fucking pick one and own it.
This is exactly what tyranny looks like, by the way. Not jackboots marching in formation, but armed agents roaming neighborhoods, stopping people, killing civilians, and then daring the public to question it. Tyranny is execution followed by a press release. Tyranny is labeling the dead a "threat" so the state doesn't have to explain why someone's life just ended in the street. Tyranny is demanding obedience while shredding due process and calling it order.
And all you so-called "freedom lovers" are fucking fine with it, as long as it's brown people, immigrants, protesters, or anyone you've already dehumanized. Turns out "don't tread on me" actually meant "tread on them." You weren't afraid of tyranny.
You were afraid of losing dominance. There's a difference, and this moment exposes it completely.
"Just comply" isn't a principle. It's cowardice dressed up as common sense. It's the language of people who have already accepted that the state gets to decide who deserves rights and who doesn't. And once you make that deal, don't act shocked when the line moves, because it always fuckin…
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Low Frequency Ovipositor @pikesley.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 19/01/2026
Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time

Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
i am so sick of the dumbest people alive being in charge of everything and the second dumbest people alive writing opinion columns about how it's good
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Toussaint Egan @thesaintoftous.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Editorial in the National Catholic Reporter: "The vice president's comments justifying the death of Renee Good are a moral stain on the collective witness of our Catholic faith. His repeated attempts to blame Good for her own death are fundamentally incompatible with the Gospel."
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Catholic Vice President Vance takes to social media to justify killing of Renee Good
After the tragic shooting of Renee Good at the hands of ICE, the Catholic vice president of the United States took to social media to justify the killing.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I did not have "Not Like Us" on daily rotation for an entire year for the American media to start carrying water for middle-aged dudes creeping on high school sophomores.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
poutine for every body
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Jeremy Littau @jeremylittau.com · 18/10/2025
Student media rules. They are lapping a lot of the spineless media orgs this year and showing how solidarity is the way.
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