Reposted by MaryFishCommander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 15hI’m honestly just disgusted. Sick of having to watch Alleged Intelligence and its fraudulent proponents recieve an eternal blowjob from a procession of grown adults who’ve torched their dignity, each craven gobbler pretending they can’t see the Emperor’s naked, prolapsed anus. 1461491
Reposted by MaryFishSarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Bro I’m watching a tv show and they named the woman who solves crimes Solverston. Ace Attorney ass 953114
Reposted by MaryFishcoma @doomedsarcoma.bsky.social · 20/09/2026it’s just a burning memory 2844261176
Reposted by MaryFishLuke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there 366411679
Reposted by MaryFishThe Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Not bad, but this one is my favorite: 33100382412
Reposted by MaryFishAled Thompson @aledthompson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ceffyl Dŵr of Welsh folklore 4591212
Reposted by MaryFishMatthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 16/09/2026There are so many people I just want to stop knowing about 1234944
Reposted by MaryFishsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i saved thousands on my car insurance by returning to the sea 91233291
Reposted by MaryFishThe Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My depression is like "everything is pointless" but my whimsy is like "that's pretty funny though." 828048
Reposted by MaryFishmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/09/2026sure, everything on earth sucks fucking shit but on the bright side at least i’m not mentally tough enough to handle any of it 71099216
Reposted by MaryFishElly "Enormity" Bangs @ellybangs.bsky.social · 13/08/2025 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ anything 🕯️ good 🕯️ at all 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 1546822138
Reposted by MaryFishRJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 01/09/2026⚔️🔥CAPTURE QUEST: CHARIZARD🔥⚔️ I have wanted to paint this for over a decade and spent the last year of my life fighting to bring it to the finish line. Please take a look, there is a lot to see 25473422612
Reposted by MaryFish🏳️⚧️ UNBAN LINK @biancamack.co · 30/08/2026Love a direct, to the point queen. Say it plainly and leave no space for bad-faith bullshit. 3699882817
Reposted by MaryFishThe Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Me to everything lately 216227
Reposted by MaryFishc0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The /largest/ animal in the oceans is the blue whale, but it may not be the LONGEST animal in the ocean. Colonial siphonophores like this feather boa siphonophore (Erenna richardi) can be 475 feet long (145 m), a slender wall of stinging death. Let's talk about them. (📷: MBARI, linked below) 522864
Reposted by MaryFishNathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Every six months a writer goes on parental leave, is driven insane by watching 10,000 hours of Paw Patrol, and writes another one of these articles, and they're always great. 12782131569
Reposted by MaryFishRabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 09/08/2026READ THE WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE AGAIN Build cognitive endurance again Sacrifice ease to not support environmental racism again Rely on your own skills and limits again. 4501123
Reposted by MaryFishGuillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 12/07/2026i stand corrected 70110431628
Reposted by MaryFishadamatomic @adamatomic.bsky.social · 02/07/2026games have been huge success. thats why we're firing every one who makes games. also we are going to make it so players can no longer buy games 4182942498
Reposted by MaryFishChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 30/06/2026The main thing I learned from Toy Story is you should never throw away your toys because they’re alive and the main thing I learned from Reboot is that programs are alive and if you win a video game they all die. 401285167
Reposted by MaryFishDoug @dougblot.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Been noodling on this image in between projects for like a year. Figure if I posted it maybe it'll convince me to finally stop....but probably not. Already wanting to add barcodes... 214330
Reposted by MaryFishCommander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 04/06/20262000s capitalist propaganda: we’re job creators and we’re supplying what you demand. 2020s capitalist propaganda: we’re supplying the thing that’s destroying your jobs and we demand that you demand it. 81021276
Reposted by MaryFishmarina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 04/06/2026another doja tweet has hit endor 7794351912
Reposted by MaryFish🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 04/06/2026this is poetry. modern homer. sand eating elon 421318
Reposted by MaryFishmelissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Pride month final boss 51590411
Reposted by MaryFishCommander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Always remember: for the vast majority of citizens, trans people are less than a non-issue. They want to be able to afford to feed their kids, not govern toilets. For all the neoliberal crowing about “much needed guidance,” on our rights, we’re a luxury problem for those who don’t have real ones. 121705437
Reposted by MaryFishit's charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 10/05/2026how it feels to learn anything at all about anyone or anything in 2026: 0559129
Reposted by MaryFishMusicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 07/05/2026good morning to the dog throwing up all over the Supreme Court stairs 71589175
Reposted by MaryFishTal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 04/05/2026look how fancy the ocellated turkey is. such a fancy lad 492438404
Reposted by MaryFishTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Nothing can prepare you for how literal this description is until you see the ad.youtu.beOld Spice x The Super Mario Galaxy Movie | In Theatres April 1YouTube video by Old Spice 331955763
Reposted by MaryFishKory Bing @korybing.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I need every youtuber to stop doing "I bought a bunch of AI slop and look at how garbage it is!" videos. we know it's garbage. Don't give them money???? WE KNOW IT'S GARBAGE. DON'T GIVE THEM MONEY. 325185
Reposted by MaryFishPeter Lucier @peterlucier.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited 2669001372
Reposted by MaryFishRob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 17/04/2026Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme? 3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice” Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead” 1397181886
Reposted by MaryFishBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 15/04/2026HAHA I HAVE CREATED A TOOL THAT WILL TAKE YOUR JOB AND ENSLAVE THE MASSES AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP IT [people get mad at me] whyyyy is everyone being so mean 😢😢😢 527051
MaryFish @maryfish.bsky.social · 12/04/2026I am so. So fucking sick of trying to work with Byram Healthcare Supplies and having them tell me that it would be easier for me to simply not exist and die. Fuck you. YOU die. I hate you. 000
Reposted by MaryFishJason Rabinowitz @airlineflyer.net · 07/04/2026Reminder: All the amazing high quality video you’re seeing from the Artemis II mission is being transmitted back to Earth using a laser communications system first tested with a video of a cat named Taters youtu.be/GvJtVOmFs5Q?...youtu.beThe Video NASA’s Laser Communications Experiment Streamed From Deep SpaceYouTube video by JPLraw 131090398
Reposted by MaryFishMusicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 11/04/2026pssst, astronauts, you guys have to turn your phones off space shuttle mode 029932