Sign in

MaryFish

@maryfish.bsky.social
55 followers 106 following 56 posts

I am a whole entire idiot who likes things. Sometimes I post about them. She/Her - Chronically ill

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by MaryFish
Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 15h
I’m honestly just disgusted. Sick of having to watch Alleged Intelligence and its fraudulent proponents recieve an eternal blowjob from a procession of grown adults who’ve torched their dignity, each craven gobbler pretending they can’t see the Emperor’s naked, prolapsed anus.
1461491
Reposted by MaryFish
Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bro I’m watching a tv show and they named the woman who solves crimes Solverston. Ace Attorney ass
953114
Reposted by MaryFish
Rick Desilets | The D-Pad @ricdesi.dpad.fm · 22/09/2026
539131415
Reposted by MaryFish
coma @doomedsarcoma.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it’s just a burning memory
2844261176
Reposted by MaryFish
Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026
this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there
366411679
Reposted by MaryFish
The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not bad, but this one is my favorite:
@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."
33100382412
Reposted by MaryFish
Aled Thompson @aledthompson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ceffyl Dŵr of Welsh folklore
A horse diving underwater through some seaweed
4591212
Reposted by MaryFish
Rudolf Hima @himarudolf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Temnodontosaurus
181427359
Reposted by MaryFish
Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There are so many people I just want to stop knowing about
1234944
Reposted by MaryFish
sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i saved thousands on my car insurance by returning to the sea
91233291
Reposted by MaryFish
The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My depression is like "everything is pointless" but my whimsy is like "that's pretty funny though."
828048
Reposted by MaryFish
mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/09/2026
sure, everything on earth sucks fucking shit but on the bright side at least i’m not mentally tough enough to handle any of it
71099216
Reposted by MaryFish
Elly "Enormity" Bangs @ellybangs.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ anything 🕯️ good 🕯️ at all 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
1546822138
Reposted by MaryFish
RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 01/09/2026
⚔️🔥CAPTURE QUEST: CHARIZARD🔥⚔️ I have wanted to paint this for over a decade and spent the last year of my life fighting to bring it to the finish line. Please take a look, there is a lot to see
Gargantuan illustration of a charizard redesigned in the style of a monster hunter elder dragon. There are 4 hunters attacking him and their pikapalico is readying a voltorb bomb to throw. There is so much stuff in there, I spent a damn year on this. I'm exhausted.
25473422612
Reposted by MaryFish
🏳️‍⚧️ UNBAN LINK @biancamack.co · 30/08/2026
Love a direct, to the point queen. Say it plainly and leave no space for bad-faith bullshit.
Asked why the WNBA continues to experience these heightened distractions, Cloud said, "Men."
"The men now that are like 'Oh, we need to protect the WNBA,’ y'all were the same ones saying we shouldn't be paid," Cloud continued. "Y'all were the same ones saying we shouldn't have been invested in, saying we're a joke, the same ones that don't respect Black women. So, if you're going to protect women, that means all women. That includes Black women, trans women and the list goes on."
3699882817
Reposted by MaryFish
The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Me to everything lately
216227
Reposted by MaryFish
c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The /largest/ animal in the oceans is the blue whale, but it may not be the LONGEST animal in the ocean. Colonial siphonophores like this feather boa siphonophore (Erenna richardi) can be 475 feet long (145 m), a slender wall of stinging death. Let's talk about them. (📷: MBARI, linked below)
522864
Reposted by MaryFish
Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Every six months a writer goes on parental leave, is driven insane by watching 10,000 hours of Paw Patrol, and writes another one of these articles, and they're always great.
12782131569
Reposted by MaryFish
Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
READ THE WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE AGAIN Build cognitive endurance again Sacrifice ease to not support environmental racism again Rely on your own skills and limits again.
4501123
Reposted by MaryFish
Kory Bing @korybing.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Evergreen post
screenshot of Paul Williams singing Hell of It, with the lyrics "All of us are glad you're gone”
111916
Reposted by MaryFish
Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 12/07/2026
i stand corrected
70110431628
Reposted by MaryFish
Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 19/05/2026
the fuck it will
A white man in a business suit pointing a handgun at an open laptop
13210707164
Reposted by MaryFish
adamatomic @adamatomic.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
games have been huge success. thats why we're firing every one who makes games. also we are going to make it so players can no longer buy games
4182942498
Reposted by MaryFish
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The main thing I learned from Toy Story is you should never throw away your toys because they’re alive and the main thing I learned from Reboot is that programs are alive and if you win a video game they all die.
401285167
Reposted by MaryFish
Doug @dougblot.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Been noodling on this image in between projects for like a year. Figure if I posted it maybe it'll convince me to finally stop....but probably not. Already wanting to add barcodes...
214330
Reposted by MaryFish
Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Digital illustration of a stack of five ravens standing on each other’s backs. They are colored in unravenlike gradient colors against a pink mottled background. A series of five yellow speech balloons, one word per bird, reads top to bottom ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
1742981212
Reposted by MaryFish
Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
2000s capitalist propaganda: we’re job creators and we’re supplying what you demand. 2020s capitalist propaganda: we’re supplying the thing that’s destroying your jobs and we demand that you demand it.
81021276
Reposted by MaryFish
marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
another doja tweet has hit endor
“she didn’t put an @ cuz she’s not about that life” 

DOJA CAT: 
@elonmusk put the audio post feature back on this app. Thanks, you hairless no-neck havin, chimpanzee. Face look like it was drawn from memory. When u swim on ur back at the beach shit look like a man o' war. Hourglass ankles. Not tryna be mean though sorry.
7794351912
Reposted by MaryFish
🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
this is poetry. modern homer. sand eating elon
421318
Reposted by MaryFish
melissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Pride month final boss
A photo of a small tabby cat in a rainbow sun beam, backlit ominously by the suns rays. She appears to be glaring at the camera from the shadowsm
51590411
Reposted by MaryFish
Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Always remember: for the vast majority of citizens, trans people are less than a non-issue. They want to be able to afford to feed their kids, not govern toilets. For all the neoliberal crowing about “much needed guidance,” on our rights, we’re a luxury problem for those who don’t have real ones.
121705437
Reposted by MaryFish
it's charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 10/05/2026
how it feels to learn anything at all about anyone or anything in 2026:
0559129
Reposted by MaryFish
Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
good morning to the dog throwing up all over the Supreme Court stairs
71589175
Reposted by MaryFish
Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
look how fancy the ocellated turkey is. such a fancy lad
an extremely colorful and fancy turkey with a blue head and yellow bumps that look like an eyebrow. he is gesturing?
492438404
Reposted by MaryFish
Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Nothing can prepare you for how literal this description is until you see the ad.
youtu.be
Old Spice x The Super Mario Galaxy Movie | In Theatres April 1
YouTube video by Old Spice
331955763
Reposted by MaryFish
Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
1139289
Reposted by MaryFish
Kory Bing @korybing.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I need every youtuber to stop doing "I bought a bunch of AI slop and look at how garbage it is!" videos. we know it's garbage. Don't give them money???? WE KNOW IT'S GARBAGE. DON'T GIVE THEM MONEY.
325185
Reposted by MaryFish
Ares || exaltxix @exaltxix.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
a dream eater
painting of a night cityscape seen from a window, with a hovering skeletal-looking light phantasm in the air.
162142539
Reposted by MaryFish
Seph 💥 CF23 L-60 @shiseptiana.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
#okami🎨
27101243722
Reposted by MaryFish
Peter Lucier @peterlucier.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited
I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again
2669001372
Reposted by MaryFish
Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 17/04/2026
Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme? 3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice” Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”
1397181886
Reposted by MaryFish
Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
HAHA I HAVE CREATED A TOOL THAT WILL TAKE YOUR JOB AND ENSLAVE THE MASSES AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP IT [people get mad at me] whyyyy is everyone being so mean 😢😢😢
527051
Reposted by MaryFish
Osaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 11/04/2026
https://www.tumblr.com/definitelynotdakota/813597613020643328?source=share
2590053321
MaryFish @maryfish.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I am so. So fucking sick of trying to work with Byram Healthcare Supplies and having them tell me that it would be easier for me to simply not exist and die. Fuck you. YOU die. I hate you.
000
Reposted by MaryFish
Jason Rabinowitz @airlineflyer.net · 07/04/2026
Reminder: All the amazing high quality video you’re seeing from the Artemis II mission is being transmitted back to Earth using a laser communications system first tested with a video of a cat named Taters youtu.be/GvJtVOmFs5Q?...
youtu.be
The Video NASA’s Laser Communications Experiment Streamed From Deep Space
YouTube video by JPLraw
131090398
Reposted by MaryFish
Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
pssst, astronauts, you guys have to turn your phones off space shuttle mode
029932