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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 14h

English gamblers must salivate over australian greyhound races, every English race I see is like, there are two dogs in this race, both are paying a dollar fifty, beautiful dogs, oh one has been scratched, just the one dog, paying 1:1

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 18h

everyone in Sydney that lives next to a pub is like can u please turn that down, then get online like the sydney music scene is dead used 2 luv live music

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

woman just passed by me at the pub, stopped, and said 'drinking a Guinness, interesting' with an inscrutable expression and I have no idea what that means

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

most confusing lost and found item gotta be pants

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Took a shirt off the line went inside to change, as I put it on two bogong moths came flying outta there, couldn't catch them before I had to leave for work, the lesson is, shake out them shirts

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

three photos, arranged like a comic strip. its originally a weight loss ad for some kind of gummy. In the first photo, a man stands holding a pair of shorts that are too big for him. In the second panel, its a close up on his hands holding a bottle and some gummy tablets. theyre tryina show off that he lost weight eating the gummies. The third panel is him holding his pants again, seems unnecessary, but now hes looking directly at them. DVS though, who is very strong, has added word balloons to the picture (like how FDR added the balloon of "the new deal" to America's tapestry). Now the first panel where the man is lookin at his pants has him saying "oh shit i took 5", the second panel reveals that the bottle says "pills that make you look at your pants". in the third panel where hes staring at his pants, the word balloon says "oh my god".

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I just watched like 30 minutes of those videos of dumb Welsh people answering questions for shots, 'those dummies' walking out of the rsl club the swipe your card thing where your password is your birthday '4th of april' huh? 0404! What?

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

guy at the rsl club says 'is this seat taken' I say nah, he takes it then swaps it for another identical chair at their table, I think this is rich guy bullying? I don't get it

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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 30/09/2026

Pimp My Consciousness

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

had long forgotten about Michael Tracey, checked in, didn't realise he was a huge epstein / pedophile defender, those pay cheques must be good as hell

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

have zero respect for guys that come to the pub every single day and get smashed within 3 hours, grow up

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

finished fire emblem fates, my review: good

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

a moth just bounced around the reflection of my face from a streetlight, I need to get some sun

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I am now 37. The best number, it's all gonna happen for me now

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I bought new work shoes today and told em I was gonna bin the shoes I was wearing as soon as i got these on and they offered to take my old shoes and bin them for me, like those mattress companies but for footwear

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

wow, a whole separate bathroom for short dudes. speechless.

bathroom signage with a tall dude, a woman, and a short dude. smdh

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Dominic @domoffinland.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

vaginal yeast infection? you mean athlete's pussy

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

fire emblem, great game to whisper 'oh man fuck OFF' and 'are you kidding me' to

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Keanu_reevebooks @jamesgameboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful circus!" And you may tell yourself, "These are not my beautiful monkeys!"

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

smokin' by Boston just came on at work and all I could think of is how cool it would be to be speeding to that song

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r0sie @r0sie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Why don't moths just come out in the daytime...there's loads of light then...dumbasses

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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Why not show all 11 days? Why limit yourself to just 9?

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I have seen about twenty women today in giant white jeans, and it is very hot, keep it up gang

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

forgot to pay my internet bill, just paid it now, but I'm sure my service will be dogshit until Monday, remembering, unrelated btw, that I bought a porn dvd years ago, no idea where it is, but if i were a betting man, it's in a ps2 game case somewhere

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

anastacias 'I'm outta love' was on the tv at the rsl, was looking at it trying to remember her name and a bloke next to me at the bar confidently says '92 that came out' ok man

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

dreamt about inhalable aerosol redbull, incase that company needs any really bad product ideas

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

was sure I heard the sky racing dude say 'kristelnacht' and sure enough

Horse racing odds screen, horse 4 named Kristal Nacht

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

been building battle pokemon for weeks, building a lot of NU and RU ones because they're cooler and I've decided, kabutops is my favourite pokemon, what a cool dude

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

had a hyper aggressive one of these guys call the pub yesterday 'hello, hotel X' 'ARE YOU THE OWNER OF THE BUSINESS?' 'No, manager on duty' 'CAN I SPEAK TO THE OWNER OF THE BUSINESS?' Like this is England and they just live out the back

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The McChicken is the worst burger, just lazy.

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

never understand drunks who just ask for a beer over and over when you're refusing them, has it worked ever, surely once

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

to the woman who yelled out 'bitch, MOVE!' when running up the ramp at platform 6 in Strathfield, I think we have a missed connection

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Shruke @shruke.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Back in the day you could feed a family of 4 for a month with a single rosebud. Nowadays it takes at least a motherlode to feed 1 person for a month.

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

imo if a train is coming one minute before another one, it should be on the little screen at the train station, if I wasn't paying attention I'd be on my way out to north Sydney

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Is the message of the bupa health insurance 'free to be you' ad with the dude rolling through town in a pair of heelys that he might stack his shit real bad but it's OK because he has health insurance?

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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Do... Do you think... Would it... Do you think it... Is it at all possible...

AMERICAN PIE 2 (2001)
11. Michelle Flaherty's (Alyson Hannigan) "Band Camp" Flute
Estimates
$5,000 - $10,000
Starting
$2,500
Current absentee
$3,250 (3 bids)

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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

whaaaaat's up youtube it's ya boy. your son. please tell me you recognise me dad. please

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

everyone in the western suburbs is issued an electric scooter at birth I reckon

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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

FUCK I forgot to ask the hand surgeon if I can play the piano now (I couldn't before!) SHIT

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

spent the last couple hours doing the battle maison in pokemon x, got to the 50th in doubles, won, thought 'fuck yeah might actually make it to the 100th fight', anyway, my current record is 51

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Felt like a massive dickhead every time I hit the bus stop button on the SW1 pink buses, like, they just have to stop there didn't do it tonight, old mate just kept going, never felt so vindicated about hitting that button

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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

will take any excuse to post my favorite LeBron thing ever

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

nothin beats the leapin through the train doors right as old mate says doors closing feeling

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ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Ads then: I'm lovin it Ads now: KFC is K F'ing C, raw dog style

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

When i see Jimothy

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

watching YouTube, wild that woolworths is willing to spend the money to tell you they're helping you out by making coles brand plain chips 50c cheaper an entire ad campaign for that

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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I keep forgetting I'm days away from a Turkish woman asking me to dinner because I'm 'very handsome and look Turkish' yeah alright

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