Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 23hPaddington bear is CELIBATE, and I'm tired of everyone trying to convince me otherwise!! 100
Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Was talking to a guy at the pub and he kept telling me about these musicians he met, but then would immediately follow it up by saying "not that I care about *insert artist here*" lol 020
Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I give Shaun the Sheep: The Beast of Mossy Bottom (2026) a 1 020
Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026got tickets to see wildwood at the london film festival 😭 020
Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026One of the delivery services in London has this map with the face of your driver so you can see where they are. But it looks like he's gone for a swim mol 030
Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is the most embarrassing thing I've ever read. Why would you write this 😂 1131
Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Reading the lost numbers at the Chinese restaurant and seeing what I get 010
Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Going to a Chinese restaurant with a random number generator and just getting whatever I roll 270
Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Playing around with VCV Rack, I don't know the first thing about making music, but I have managed to make some positively grating sounds. Nowhere to go but up! 000
Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026*Mark Morrison voice* Return of *Borat voice* My wife 030
Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Are you really an iron maiden fan of you haven't been to the town of Maidenhead, England? 030
Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Decided to switch translations of war and peace and then having to match up the different chapter numbers to find my spot wasn't how I planned to spend my sunday morning, but here we are 001
Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Imagining a Seinfeld episode where Kramer gets into Dianetics and starts auditing George using an emeter he found behind a Scientology building 040
Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I remember going to see either The Dark Knight or the Dark Knight rises in the theatre with my dad, and after the movie he said something like "in the real world, we don't have batman, but we do have the second amendment" 1110
Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The e passport gates in Menorca are running windows that hasn't been activated. So there's a big watermark over all the instructions about scanning your passport and looking into the camera 020
Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I flew Jet2 today, and can confirm that they play the "darling hold my hand" song from the ads when you're onboard 011
Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Correcting the airline workers who wish me a "happy holiday", informing them that I'm traveling for work, and that I don't want this stolen valor 050
Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026*seinfeld voice* what's the deal with effective altruism? It's not effective, and it's not altruism!! 030
Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I wonder if they measure the temperature of the food before deciding if you have to eat it outside or not 020
Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026At a concert for probably the first time since we moved?? Live music is the best !! 020
Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026*squeaky wheel voice* What the hell, why did I just get all this grease? 130
Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Why not show all 11 days? Why limit yourself to just 9? 151
Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026saying "I really cooked with this one" whenever I make dinner for myself 180
Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026*All My Ex's Live in Texas voice* My wife is in Texas 010
Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026In premium rush, Joseph Gordon Levitt's calves are way to small. You expect me to believe ol twig legs is a bike messenger? Lol 120
Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Heading back to the UK today, but instead of flying, I'm taking the ferry and then the train!! It's so slick, and only like £50 160
Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Rowing class at the yacht club, but they're only playing Mac DeMarco songs 010
Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026just made a funny 9/11 meme, but I can't post it on IG cause I don't wanna get in trouble for work, and I don't wanna post here cause it has my work's name in it, and so I must keep it to myself :( 3110
