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Viriconia @viriconia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Me looking at the menu board in the chipper
A truly terrible looking hedgehog cake with malteser eyes and chocolate fingers as spikes. The worst part is the gums and teeth.
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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 11/10/2026
Finally, a Jeopardy board for me
A Jeopardy board at the start of a round (not Double Jeopardy, the clues are $200 to $1000) with the following categories:
- Africa
- This is “it”
- Sailing
- I’d really love to see you tonight
- What a fool believes
- Yacht rock
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
australian greyhounds are like, there's almost always 8 of them, you can get insane odds, they kill a bunch of them and bury them in mass Graves, and they still haven't banned it. I can't believe it's still going in England.
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
English gamblers must salivate over australian greyhound races, every English race I see is like, there are two dogs in this race, both are paying a dollar fifty, beautiful dogs, oh one has been scratched, just the one dog, paying 1:1
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
everyone in Sydney that lives next to a pub is like can u please turn that down, then get online like the sydney music scene is dead used 2 luv live music
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I remember my mum reading Peter pan to me, like, good bonding stuff, I know I'm not saying anything new here, but cmon dog
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
woman just passed by me at the pub, stopped, and said 'drinking a Guinness, interesting' with an inscrutable expression and I have no idea what that means
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've seen it at least once at every venue
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Big fan of the mace of molag bal
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's been on my list for years but every time I go to watch it I end up watchin some bullshit like Village of the damned instead
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
most confusing lost and found item gotta be pants
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm gonna forget they are there and absolutely shit my pants when I get home and one flies right into my eyes
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Took a shirt off the line went inside to change, as I put it on two bogong moths came flying outta there, couldn't catch them before I had to leave for work, the lesson is, shake out them shirts
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
gotta stop throwing out whole buckets of chicken there pal
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
three photos, arranged like a comic strip. its originally a weight loss ad for some kind of gummy. In the first photo, a man stands holding a pair of shorts that are too big for him. In the second panel, its a close up on his hands holding a bottle and some gummy tablets. theyre tryina show off that he lost weight eating the gummies. The third panel is him holding his pants again, seems unnecessary, but now hes looking directly at them. DVS though, who is very strong, has added word balloons to the picture (like how FDR added the balloon of "the new deal" to America's tapestry). Now the first panel where the man is lookin at his pants has him saying "oh shit i took 5", the second panel reveals that the bottle says "pills that make you look at your pants". in the third panel where hes staring at his pants, the word balloon says "oh my god".
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It is a shame about all those dang suburbs, an ultra dense city where all those office buildings were apartments would even kick ass for me, full house at the pub every night, never have a boring quiet Monday, It would whip ass
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just watched like 30 minutes of those videos of dumb Welsh people answering questions for shots, 'those dummies' walking out of the rsl club the swipe your card thing where your password is your birthday '4th of april' huh? 0404! What?
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
guy at the rsl club says 'is this seat taken' I say nah, he takes it then swaps it for another identical chair at their table, I think this is rich guy bullying? I don't get it
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 30/09/2026
Pimp My Consciousness
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
had long forgotten about Michael Tracey, checked in, didn't realise he was a huge epstein / pedophile defender, those pay cheques must be good as hell
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I cut this one bloke off every day, and every day he has a massive sook about it, then I talk to him the next day and be like, brother it's the law, don't have a sook, and he goes yeah ok, then has a sook again 3 hours later. eat lunch bitch
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you're doing that every day, you should be a machine, you should be a beer crushing machine
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
have zero respect for guys that come to the pub every single day and get smashed within 3 hours, grow up
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I got it back then but didn't give it the time of day, clearly saving it for 10 years later
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
finished fire emblem fates, my review: good
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a moth just bounced around the reflection of my face from a streetlight, I need to get some sun
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am now 37. The best number, it's all gonna happen for me now
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you're not mad youre not paying attention my ass
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
next psycho at the pub who says they don't give a shit I gotta hit em with 'well maybe you should'
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Museum of stinky feet, I am so honored
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I bought new work shoes today and told em I was gonna bin the shoes I was wearing as soon as i got these on and they offered to take my old shoes and bin them for me, like those mattress companies but for footwear
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's been like this in Australia for probably ten years now? Such a groaner the footy talking heads guys throwing in the betting odds or even having the loser spokesperson for the betting company on as a guest
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
wow, a whole separate bathroom for short dudes. speechless.
bathroom signage with a tall dude, a woman, and a short dude. smdh
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Dominic @domoffinland.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
vaginal yeast infection? you mean athlete's pussy
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
stayed up all night and into today playing fates on 3ds, and you know what, might just keep going until I pass out
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
fire emblem, great game to whisper 'oh man fuck OFF' and 'are you kidding me' to
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Somehow, Jordan returned
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Keanu_reevebooks @jamesgameboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful circus!" And you may tell yourself, "These are not my beautiful monkeys!"
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was just thinking the other day I'm sure I remember grabbing a pack of longbeach gold for my ma from the local shops in 1998
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
went through a period of trying all the lays chips from overseas with wild flavors and they nailed it every time, this time? I'd have to take their word for it
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A girl at an old job used to get midori and milk all the time, asked her what the deal was she told me it tasted like a splice, so I tried it, and it was damn good
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
smokin' by Boston just came on at work and all I could think of is how cool it would be to be speeding to that song
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r0sie @r0sie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Why don't moths just come out in the daytime...there's loads of light then...dumbasses
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Why not show all 11 days? Why limit yourself to just 9?
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have seen about twenty women today in giant white jeans, and it is very hot, keep it up gang
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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
CNNNN
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Matt's watchin portlandia again, missing the 2010s
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
forgot to pay my internet bill, just paid it now, but I'm sure my service will be dogshit until Monday, remembering, unrelated btw, that I bought a porn dvd years ago, no idea where it is, but if i were a betting man, it's in a ps2 game case somewhere
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manta ray romano @marthburton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
to paint a picture further, old mate ordered a Caesar salad and a tomato juice, it is 12:21am
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