ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Boss sent me an email saying a bunch of my work was outstanding No worries man 091
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Spent all Saturday and Sunday painting the middle room because some fat little bald dude is moving in late March ❤️ 170
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Angry Anderson's son was in my year at school and the way I found out in year 8 was someone going "his dad's like famous, he was in the Fat Pizza Movie" 0100
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just remembered as a kid seeing our landlord at the RSL taking her blind husband to the pokies, setting him up betting 1 cent a spin while she did mad hits with our rent. 030
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Getting all the house work done, going for a swim, eating some chips in the sun, having an arvo beer. They're calling it the best thing ever 030
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026New idea for a tv show. Every episode is 50 minutes long, there's a 8 of them and they take 1.5 years to make. Haven't thought of a story yet but we'll get there 072
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Got Radiohead tickets, this is going to be me for the next year 010
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Came 2nd in the pub footy tipping comp. Got 500 bucks. Put 50 of it in the pokies. Won 1200 070
Reposted by ghost muttghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Every time I read RUOK phonetically 051
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Imagine meeting someone and their favorite comedian is Heath Franklins Chopper 100
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Do the old dudes that wander around the pokie rooms looking at other people's wins just stand there thinking "fuck yeah... imagine if that was me but" 010
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026if you see a thing of chicken at the shops and it's inflated, that's the extra flavour trying to escape 011
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Googling Brett Finch to see if he's done anything else bad lately, and jesus christ man 1102
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Just sang in an aged care center for work and buddy those AI posters have hit those places like the plague 030
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Whoever had a quick feed in the pub toilets, I don't wanna meet ya 130
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Instagram ad: Hey, we bought this ad to show you our restaurant. You should come here and buy some food Me: Sounds good, where are you located? Instagram ad: What the absolute fuck are you talking about 1141
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Dolly Parton, Tim Curry and now Optimus Prime. Three gay icons back to back 😔 020
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026You'd probably have room for more if you closed some of them 170
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026A lot of times when a friend says they're on the way to the pub I'll respond "he'll yeah!" accidentally but it's true, he'll "yeah!" when he gets here 040
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Having a Costco membership and living in a small apartment means we buy maple syrup and then have no where to put our cups 030
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Mountain: Mississippi Queen! Me: mmhmm Mountain: If you knoooow what I mean! Me, desperate to fit in: oh definitely haha 040
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 11/08/2026My least favorite part of 'alive' by sia is when she says 'alive' 000
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Went in to the pub and someone yelled 'GO SON!'. Thought it was the races but he was just watching tipping point 020
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 07/08/2026What the hell is a working class upbringing? Both your parents have jobs? What kind of class is it when both your parents income is telling the government they live apart so they get extra centrelink 010
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 06/08/2026You know what, he was right. His name was Mr Bumpy and he DID go bump in the night 030
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Love how they call it gross income like nah you don't want this number it's covered in poo and stuff you want this smaller one 050
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 27/07/2026This alert test is my hometown facebook group's 9/11 060
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 27/07/2026My bank account after QOTSA and SOAD announcing tours a month apartstatic.klipy.comNorman Osborn oh you can't do this to meALT: Norman Osborn oh you can't do this to me 110
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I've been imagining a reboot of Harry's Practice but it's just him being a jerk to the animals. Like the new theme is "Because they're all part of a family, the great and the small. And Harry's a cunt to them all" and it just crosses to a clip of him pushing a dog over 140
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Ads then: I'm lovin it Ads now: KFC is K F'ing C, raw dog style 061
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 15/07/2026love when peoples wikis have a section like: Children: 3, including B̲i̲l̲l̲ imagine if you weren't Bill 092
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 07/07/2026They announced with a days notice that the morning after origin will be corporate headshot day and buddy this goose is rocking up cooked 170
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Hughsey: "opened up a bag of 'my career' the other day and they were all dead!" 050
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Bacon and eggs got to be the most overrated combo. I don't know if it's fatigue from availability or overmarketing, but I've never been truly stoked to jump into that 000
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Found a wallet with a bunch of cash inside, handed it to a cop that was walking past that seemed so put out that I gave him something to do 140
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 27/06/2026@marthburton.bsky.social : "Can I take a photo of you, I wanna show you how good this new photo editing app is" 140
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 26/06/2026What kind of absolute loser country loses to Turkiye 000
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Went to this banh mi place a month ago that was all hip and shiny. 12 bucks and the only vegies on it were lettuce and tomato. Went to the more typical looking one next door, 8 bucks, 2 dollar drinks and easily top 5 ever. Can't overstate how much it's lifted every Tuesday since. 030
ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I'm sorry sir but the domain DrBalls appears to be taken Okay, then give me: 140
