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ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026

Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once

Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The pup's groomer called while I was in Costco today (confirming tomorrow's groom!) She asked if I needed anything special for it and I said, quite loudly, "Do you do the anal squeeze?"

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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

One good thing about getting older is that people don’t ask me when I’m due anymore.

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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Anyone else look online at floor plans of dream homes that you'll someday never build?

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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

How can I eat him when I've already named him?! #Dennis

Small tomato that has grown with a separate part that looks like a wee head on the tomato body.

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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

So glad he never apologized!

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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Anyone need a can of garbage? (forgot to put it out today)

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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Yo, recipe... stir CONSTANTLY?! Like, contantly constantly? Uh-uh. Nope. No time for that crazy talk.

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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.

The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”

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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

😂😂😂 Everyone looking at Mitch McConnell leaving his home like:

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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Whatever I've achieved in my life, meeting 2 of James Brown's 4 wives is way up there.

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

RIP Bob Mackie. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/14/s...

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Julia Laite @julialaite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

25 years ago, almost every plane that was over the North Atlantic when the second tower was hit was forced to land in Newfoundland. A call was on the radio: they needed folks who spoke various languages to come to the stadium to help organize the sea of humanity that just showed up at our door.

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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Weird how history repeats, eventually.

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 09/09/2026

Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828.

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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

George Michael, deep in thought.

Brown and white Shih-Poo looking ahead, contemplating who-knows-what.

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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

35 (!) years ago today, I arrived in London with a backpack, a Eurail pass and a working holiday visa. Who knew how life-changing that day would be.

Me, a brunette 20-something, wearing a brown leather jacket (which I bought at the market in Florence!), standing and pointing across the water in Venice. Taken during my solo backpacking trip, late 1991.

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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Next person who says to me "Really beginning to feel like autumn" gets spiced in their pumpkin.

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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I love how he's purposely looking awful for this appearance - scruffy beard, zits, no make-up, squinty-eye etc. "Look how I was brutalized!"

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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026

I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form

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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

“You’re a little late…”

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Jen @athena4lynn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The way everyone SCREAMS Ontario.

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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The wrong 80-year-old died. RIP, Dolly. What a legend.

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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dogs are so funny when you take them camping. 1st day they're all freaked out - "What was that noise?! What was that smell?!" By the 2nd night they're, "Ah, well, I guess we live in the woods now. "

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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I truly hope these guys made a ton of money from this one-hit wonder, because, PHEW, they were/are talented. McAlmont & Butler, "Falling" www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qgk...

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McAlmont & Butler - Falling (Official Video)

YouTube video by i0sinh

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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Never felt older than my consistent mix-up saying "BTK" (serial killer) instead of "BTS" (super-hot Korean boy band, currently playing down the street from me.) #LeSigh

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Kate Armstrong @brainchain.ca · 22/08/2026

Also - please join me if you will in flooding Bluesky with Canadian culture. Music, art, film, TV. Let’s show the vibrancy of this place I’m proud to call home.

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Someone tell the New York Post they are free to use the headline "Natalie Imbroglio"

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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Pulled the maximus in my glutamous.

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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Can you guys please start calling me "the gangster of love"? Trying on a new nickname.

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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I just remembered Singapore Slings. Man they were delicious.

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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Not sure how it works, but helpful in a weak economy!

Food truck/trailer on a beach with signs with the words “Food Rentals” attached.

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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Re-watched "Raiders of the Lost Ark" last night & while a lot of fantastical things happened in that movie, the hardest to believe was a class filled with women, in college, studying archeology, in 1936.

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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Every year I make dill pickles and get my friends (on FB) to help me name them. My friends are hilarious! Anyway, here are the winners of "The Naming of the Pickles", July 2026 edish.

Labels for pickle jars with punny names. The names (written above July 2026 in every case) are: Dill Nye the Pickle Guy, Legally Brined, Cathebrine O'Hara, An Affair to Cucumber, Felt Cuke, Might Dill-Eat Later, The Mandillorian, Brine after Brine, Notting Dill, Dilly Connolly, Andy Gherkis, Solsbury Dill, Amy Brinehouse, The Odillsey, Daisy Cukes.

Fourteen jars of homemade dill pickles with the labels attached.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

He’s tweeting from prison about not having contact with the outside world. I think we’re all on Team Cannibal now.

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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Seriously, No Frills, have you even watched the news?

Flyer ad for Taylor Farms lettuce at No Frills in Ontario.

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David Waldman @kagrox.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Guy who can’t fix one pool wants Canada to rake a whole country.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

If you guys were any funnier, well that'd be great

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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Jarring to re-watch a film you loved when you were young, only to realize the heart-throb lead you crushed on now reminds you of your son & that the Dad/Principal/Evil-Dojo-Owner is the hottie.

Photo of Martin Kove who played the baddie in Karate Kid, John Kreese. A VERY handsome man.

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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The healing powers of Jimothy are immense.

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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

The only thing worse than finding out someone you admire is an asshole is finding out that they are boring.

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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today and he told me that he loved me and wanted to run away with me. I said, ummm, what about Elaine, dude?

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