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Martha O'Neill

@marthamon.bsky.social
1.6K followers 972 following 795 posts

Comedian, voice actor, aspiring writer, stained glass artist (neophyte), giver of awkward hugs. Canadian.

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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How can I eat him when I've already named him?! #Dennis
Small tomato that has grown with a separate part that looks like a wee head on the tomato body.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
George Michael, deep in thought.
Brown and white Shih-Poo looking ahead, contemplating who-knows-what.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
35 (!) years ago today, I arrived in London with a backpack, a Eurail pass and a working holiday visa. Who knew how life-changing that day would be.
Me, a brunette 20-something, wearing a brown leather jacket (which I bought at the market in Florence!), standing and pointing across the water in Venice. Taken during my solo backpacking trip, late 1991.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Say no more!
Listing from a City of Toronto evening class offering: "Tai Chi-Advanced, Study the Yang style witch consists of a seguence (sic) of slow continuous movement. *In this class you will use a sword.* (highlighted).
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Not sure how it works, but helpful in a weak economy!
Food truck/trailer on a beach with signs with the words “Food Rentals” attached.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Every year I make dill pickles and get my friends (on FB) to help me name them. My friends are hilarious! Anyway, here are the winners of "The Naming of the Pickles", July 2026 edish.
Labels for pickle jars with punny names. The names (written above July 2026 in every case)  are: Dill Nye the Pickle Guy, Legally Brined, Cathebrine O'Hara, An Affair to Cucumber, Felt Cuke, Might Dill-Eat Later, The Mandillorian, Brine after Brine, Notting Dill, Dilly Connolly, Andy Gherkis, Solsbury Dill, Amy Brinehouse, The Odillsey, Daisy Cukes.Fourteen jars of homemade dill pickles with the labels attached.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Seriously, No Frills, have you even watched the news?
Flyer ad for Taylor Farms lettuce at No Frills in Ontario.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I made pickles! (good day!)
14 jars of homemade pickles sitting on a tea towel as they wait to seal.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Jarring to re-watch a film you loved when you were young, only to realize the heart-throb lead you crushed on now reminds you of your son & that the Dad/Principal/Evil-Dojo-Owner is the hottie.
Photo of Martin Kove who played the baddie in Karate Kid, John Kreese. A VERY handsome man.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Reminds me of that hilarious Ronaldo bust from a few years ago.
Very ugly, yet hilarious, bronze bust of football star Ronaldo.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Pretty sure it's Kate Bush.
Still from Kate Bush's video "Cloudbusting". She is sitting on a contraption that is pointed to the sky. In the video it is a lightning and/or rain maker.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Has anyone checked where Kate Bush is?
Still from Kate Bush's video "Cloudbusting". She is sitting on a contraption that is pointed to the sky. In the video it is a lightning and/or rain maker.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy Canada D'eh!
Photo of a beaver holding a bottle of Molson Canadian beer. The bottle is an old-school stubby!
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Maybe Kawhi remembers this from 7 years ago? Probably.
Old Facebook status reading: I Kawhi stays in Toronto, I promise to give him my entire Beanie Baby collection.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
So agree - saved this because it resonated!
Sign reading “Now it’s Saturday Evening.” The caption above reads “I love my dementia clock.”
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I had one on my dill plant for days, but he disappeared yesterday! Hope the little dude is okay.
Yellow and black caterpillar munching on/destroying a dill plant. That’s fine, I have lots of dill!
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Beds: How do they work? (A George Michael investigation.)
A VERY HANDSOME brown and white Shih-Poo asleep on a dog bed - head on the floor, butt on the bed. A VERY HANDSOME brown and white Shih-Poo asleep on a dog bed - bottom half on the floor, top half on the bed. The same VERY HANDSOME brown and white Shih-Poo asleep on a dog bed - most of his body on the floor, butt on the bed.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Made this in stained glass because *waves arms madly*.
Stained glass depicting a dumpster fire.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Must have accidentally turned on my stopwatch over two months ago! Either that or I’m Forrest Gump.
iPhone stopwatch showing 1467 hours, 19 minutes and 56 seconds (and .84 of a second)
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
My latest stained glass piece because *waves arms madly*.
Stained glass piece of a dumpster fire.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
140?! Someone please bless this poor creature with menopause.
Headline: “A 140-year-old tortoise wearing her 5-day-old son as a hat”
Photo fits description!
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Happy 6th Birthday to George Michael. Our wonderful ball of floof and love.
Brown and white shih-poo dog. He is VERY HANDSOME.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Just me?
Prince Andrew with a horrified look on his face as he is driven off in a car today. Headline from the NY Post "Crown Wince."Prince Philip with a horrified look on his face in the back of a car in Dec. 2019
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Just finished this piece! Gave me some trouble, but proud of her.
Stained glass panel depicting a woman in a red dress holding a black umbrella standing in the rain.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Latest stained glass project done!
Stained glass panel showing a woman in a red-orange dress holding a black umbrella looking forward while rain falls around her.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I have been "so done with this shit" since I was in Grade 2.
7 year old me smirking.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I made a spin on that cover in stained glass (max. nerd-out.)
Stained glass panel mixing "Dark side of the Moon" cover with a Star Trek insignia in the middle instead of the triangle.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
A+
Meme of Milli Vanilli giving their Grammy award to Trump
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Started/Going
FB status of mine from Jan 11 2022 - I've had a rough month. Please don't make me figure out what wordle is.Wordle stats showing I've played Wordle 1089 times since January, 2022.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Wishing happiness and joy to you and yours!
Blue stained glass ornament with the word joy on it.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I mean, a case *could* be made...
The grinch crawling in a chimney vs John McClane crawling in an air duct
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Raise your hand if you also thought this guy from Die Hard was Huey Lewis.
Actor from Die Hard who looks JUST LIKE HUEY LEWIS.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Latest stained glass project! Hope you like it!
An abstract stained glass panel made with many bright colours in geometric shapes. 12 inches x 15 inches.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Spotted some really weird-ass vans this week.
Back window of a black van covered with black and white photo of a man creepily staring ahead. Mannequin of the torso and head of a man mid-butterfly stroke affixed on the roof of a white van near the front windshield.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Busy creating stained glass pieces. A recent one:
Stained glass Handmaiden throwing up her middle finger.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Throwback to when they closed the Sex Doll Brothel in my neighbourhood.
Press release from August 29, 2018 from Toronto City Councillor declaring that the “sex doll brothel” in Willowdale has been closed after investigation.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Aspirational epitaph.
Headstone that reads: “Anne 1936-2016 She tried her best”
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
An oldie but still gold.
Cartoon panel of a woman, man, a child, and a baby in a stroller looking at another woman dressed in a top hat, shirt, underwear, sockets and sandals who is looking at a goose. The text reads “The adventures of Lady No-kids” at the top and below “Anyway, I’m gonna follow this goose for a while and see where I end up.”
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
WTF is going on with Stephen King?!
2 tweets from author Stephen King. First: “The Epstein client list is real. So is the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus.” Second: “Boy, I hit a nerve with that Epstein post (laughter emoji) The (quote) list (end quote) is like UFOs: Everyone knows someone who’s seen one. (Laughter emoji)
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Happy Canada D’eh!
Photo of a beaver holding a bottle of Molsen Canadian beer.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Hmmm - guy in the garden centre not interested in my knowledge of true crime and learning more about the famous serial killer of the same name? I am often awkward in public is what I’m trying to say, guys.
Photo of a bottle of insecticide called BTK.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
This VERY old, GIANT fan is saving my sanity right now. #FeelsLike40C
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I made a version of that in stained glass
Stained glass panel depicting a handmaiden in a red cloak and white bonnet, throwing the finger.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Baby dinosaurs!
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Made for a Star Trek & Pink Floyd loving family member!
Stained Glass panel with Star Trek insignia in the middle of a Dark Side of the Moon image.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Sometimes stained glass is a very therapeutic way to express yourself.
Stained glass panel of a Handmaiden throwing the finger.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
140?! Someone please bless this poor creature with menopause.
Picture of a large tortoise with a baby tortoise on her head. Headline reads: “A 140-year-old tortoise wearing her 5-day-old son as a hat.”
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Okay, you may be a kitchen gadget person, but are you “have an olive spoon” committed?
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Another recent stained glass project! Just needs to be hung.
Geometric stained glass panel with clear, blue, red, and orange pieces.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Current mood:
Dictionary word of the day. The word reads “solitudinarian.” Definition is “noun, a person who seeks solitude; recluse
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