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Martha O'Neill

@marthamon.bsky.social
1.6K followers 971 following 789 posts

Comedian, voice actor, aspiring writer, stained glass artist (neophyte), giver of awkward hugs. Canadian.

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ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026
Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bear in mind the man behind me had no context, so the gasp out of him was probably justified. Reminding you guys once again, that I'm often awkward in public. (she does do anal squeezes, fyi)
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The pup's groomer called while I was in Costco today (confirming tomorrow's groom!) She asked if I needed anything special for it and I said, quite loudly, "Do you do the anal squeeze?"
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One good thing about getting older is that people don’t ask me when I’m due anymore.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not familiar with that!
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Anyone else look online at floor plans of dream homes that you'll someday never build?
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How can I eat him when I've already named him?! #Dennis
Small tomato that has grown with a separate part that looks like a wee head on the tomato body.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So glad he never apologized!
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Shakshuka! (No relation to Shawshank.)
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anyone need a can of garbage? (forgot to put it out today)
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yo, recipe... stir CONSTANTLY?! Like, contantly constantly? Uh-uh. Nope. No time for that crazy talk.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I approach this by calling the young 'uns "Sir" and "Madam." Highly recommend.
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
😂😂😂 Everyone looking at Mitch McConnell leaving his home like:
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Whatever I've achieved in my life, meeting 2 of James Brown's 4 wives is way up there.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
RIP Bob Mackie. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/14/s...
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I didn't see "it" until ER.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Don't forget George Clooney was on at some point!
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tootie! Blair! Natalie! Jo! Mrs. Garrett!
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm so old, I've been desperately trying to think of a "Love Boat" joke.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Leviticus was such an asshole.
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Julia Laite @julialaite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years ago, almost every plane that was over the North Atlantic when the second tower was hit was forced to land in Newfoundland. A call was on the radio: they needed folks who spoke various languages to come to the stadium to help organize the sea of humanity that just showed up at our door.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Weird how history repeats, eventually.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 09/09/2026
Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bob Homme was a childhood neighbour! Once saw Rusty and Jerome sitting on sticks (!) through his back window! Devastating for a 6 year old. Also, went to his house for Halloween - disappointed that an actual giant didn't answer the door.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
George Michael, deep in thought.
Brown and white Shih-Poo looking ahead, contemplating who-knows-what.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ended up staying until Christmas '98, this time returning to Canada with a husband and a daughter, having collected many, many great friends and memories from a trip that was only meant to be 3 1/2 months long. Sometimes you just have to go with the flow, kids.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The recession was still in full swing, no broadcast jobs to be had, so March '92 went back to London (I was pretty smitten by both the city and the man by then).
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I walked into Seymour's Pub, ordered a Canadian beer, and then straight onto the stool next to my (now) husband. The rest, as they say, is history. I stayed in London for a couple of months, backpacked through Europe by myself, then came home to Canada.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I had arranged a room in a flat with a guys I met via a "small ad" in Q Magazine (we wrote to each other via letters, actual letters!), so went straight from Heathrow to his place in Marylebone. That night forced myself to go out, armed with my notebook to write a letter home (no internet, kids!)
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
35 (!) years ago today, I arrived in London with a backpack, a Eurail pass and a working holiday visa. Who knew how life-changing that day would be.
Me, a brunette 20-something, wearing a brown leather jacket (which I bought at the market in Florence!), standing and pointing across the water in Venice. Taken during my solo backpacking trip, late 1991.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Come from Go Away
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Come from Go Away
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Next person who says to me "Really beginning to feel like autumn" gets spiced in their pumpkin.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I love how he's purposely looking awful for this appearance - scruffy beard, zits, no make-up, squinty-eye etc. "Look how I was brutalized!"
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I love how he's purposely looking awful for this appearance - scruffy beard, zits, no make-up, squinty-eye etc. "Look how I was brutalized!"
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“You’re a little late…”
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Jen @athena4lynn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The way everyone SCREAMS Ontario.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Can the guy even swim?
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The wrong 80-year-old died. RIP, Dolly. What a legend.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dogs are so funny when you take them camping. 1st day they're all freaked out - "What was that noise?! What was that smell?!" By the 2nd night they're, "Ah, well, I guess we live in the woods now. "
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I truly hope these guys made a ton of money from this one-hit wonder, because, PHEW, they were/are talented. McAlmont & Butler, "Falling" www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qgk...
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McAlmont & Butler - Falling (Official Video)
YouTube video by i0sinh
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
👩‍🍳💋 ifloz.substack.com/p/king-carne...
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KING CARNEY ACTIVATES KONG MODE WITH ZERO FUCKS
Carney Reads the Clock Like a Pro Wrestler
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Say no more!
Listing from a City of Toronto evening class offering: "Tai Chi-Advanced, Study the Yang style witch consists of a seguence (sic) of slow continuous movement. *In this class you will use a sword.* (highlighted).
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Never felt older than my consistent mix-up saying "BTK" (serial killer) instead of "BTS" (super-hot Korean boy band, currently playing down the street from me.) #LeSigh
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So many talented show biz folks, but here's a decent list of Canadian directors (missing women, incl. Sarah Polley), but a good start: www.imdb.com/list/ls00007...
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Kate Armstrong @brainchain.ca · 22/08/2026
Also - please join me if you will in flooding Bluesky with Canadian culture. Music, art, film, TV. Let’s show the vibrancy of this place I’m proud to call home.
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Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Has anyone talked about the food? Hawaiian pizza, Nanaimo bars, ketchup chips, all-dressed chips, butter tarts, maple syrup, Bloody Caesars, poutine! I'm missing a bunch, but you get the idea.
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Delicious Canadian Poutine with Gravy
Alt: Delicious Canadian Poutine with Gravy
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