Reposted by Martha O'Neillceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once 913302395
Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Bear in mind the man behind me had no context, so the gasp out of him was probably justified. Reminding you guys once again, that I'm often awkward in public. (she does do anal squeezes, fyi) 000
Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The pup's groomer called while I was in Costco today (confirming tomorrow's groom!) She asked if I needed anything special for it and I said, quite loudly, "Do you do the anal squeeze?" 100
Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026One good thing about getting older is that people don’t ask me when I’m due anymore. 000
Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Anyone else look online at floor plans of dream homes that you'll someday never build? 131
Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026How can I eat him when I've already named him?! #Dennis 110
Reposted by Martha O'NeillLuca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 21/09/2026So glad he never apologized! 12547191453
Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Anyone need a can of garbage? (forgot to put it out today) 000
Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Yo, recipe... stir CONSTANTLY?! Like, contantly constantly? Uh-uh. Nope. No time for that crazy talk. 000
Reposted by Martha O'NeillShana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good. 160185213410
Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I approach this by calling the young 'uns "Sir" and "Madam." Highly recommend. 140
Reposted by Martha O'Neill🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 15/09/2026😂😂😂 Everyone looking at Mitch McConnell leaving his home like: 1218639
Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Whatever I've achieved in my life, meeting 2 of James Brown's 4 wives is way up there. 000
Reposted by Martha O'NeillDave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026RIP Bob Mackie. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/14/s... 805457876
Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Don't forget George Clooney was on at some point! 110
Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I'm so old, I've been desperately trying to think of a "Love Boat" joke. 270
Reposted by Martha O'NeillJulia Laite @julialaite.bsky.social · 11/09/202625 years ago, almost every plane that was over the North Atlantic when the second tower was hit was forced to land in Newfoundland. A call was on the radio: they needed folks who spoke various languages to come to the stadium to help organize the sea of humanity that just showed up at our door. 23753191
Reposted by Martha O'NeillMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 09/09/2026Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828. 142135222193
Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Bob Homme was a childhood neighbour! Once saw Rusty and Jerome sitting on sticks (!) through his back window! Devastating for a 6 year old. Also, went to his house for Halloween - disappointed that an actual giant didn't answer the door. 130
Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Ended up staying until Christmas '98, this time returning to Canada with a husband and a daughter, having collected many, many great friends and memories from a trip that was only meant to be 3 1/2 months long. Sometimes you just have to go with the flow, kids. 000
Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The recession was still in full swing, no broadcast jobs to be had, so March '92 went back to London (I was pretty smitten by both the city and the man by then). 100
Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I walked into Seymour's Pub, ordered a Canadian beer, and then straight onto the stool next to my (now) husband. The rest, as they say, is history. I stayed in London for a couple of months, backpacked through Europe by myself, then came home to Canada. 100
Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I had arranged a room in a flat with a guys I met via a "small ad" in Q Magazine (we wrote to each other via letters, actual letters!), so went straight from Heathrow to his place in Marylebone. That night forced myself to go out, armed with my notebook to write a letter home (no internet, kids!) 100
Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 05/09/202635 (!) years ago today, I arrived in London with a backpack, a Eurail pass and a working holiday visa. Who knew how life-changing that day would be. 100
Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Next person who says to me "Really beginning to feel like autumn" gets spiced in their pumpkin. 100
Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I love how he's purposely looking awful for this appearance - scruffy beard, zits, no make-up, squinty-eye etc. "Look how I was brutalized!" 010
Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I love how he's purposely looking awful for this appearance - scruffy beard, zits, no make-up, squinty-eye etc. "Look how I was brutalized!" 000
Reposted by Martha O'NeillLeah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form 349162093298
Reposted by Martha O'NeillJen @athena4lynn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The way everyone SCREAMS Ontario. 115135
Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The wrong 80-year-old died. RIP, Dolly. What a legend. 000
Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dogs are so funny when you take them camping. 1st day they're all freaked out - "What was that noise?! What was that smell?!" By the 2nd night they're, "Ah, well, I guess we live in the woods now. " 010
Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I truly hope these guys made a ton of money from this one-hit wonder, because, PHEW, they were/are talented. McAlmont & Butler, "Falling" www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qgk...youtube.comMcAlmont & Butler - Falling (Official Video)YouTube video by i0sinh 000
Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026👩🍳💋 ifloz.substack.com/p/king-carne...ifloz.substack.comKING CARNEY ACTIVATES KONG MODE WITH ZERO FUCKSCarney Reads the Clock Like a Pro Wrestler 010
Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Never felt older than my consistent mix-up saying "BTK" (serial killer) instead of "BTS" (super-hot Korean boy band, currently playing down the street from me.) #LeSigh 010
Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026So many talented show biz folks, but here's a decent list of Canadian directors (missing women, incl. Sarah Polley), but a good start: www.imdb.com/list/ls00007...imdb.com 011
Reposted by Martha O'NeillKate Armstrong @brainchain.ca · 22/08/2026Also - please join me if you will in flooding Bluesky with Canadian culture. Music, art, film, TV. Let’s show the vibrancy of this place I’m proud to call home. 10701559312
Martha O'Neill @marthamon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Has anyone talked about the food? Hawaiian pizza, Nanaimo bars, ketchup chips, all-dressed chips, butter tarts, maple syrup, Bloody Caesars, poutine! I'm missing a bunch, but you get the idea.static.klipy.comDelicious Canadian Poutine with GravyAlt: Delicious Canadian Poutine with Gravy 001