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Martha Kelly @marthakelly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

So Barry is a precious baby angel and I’d do anything for him but he has been laying near me fartmaxxing for the past 20 minutes and I’m about to die

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/09/2026

As Yom Kippur came to a close this evening, I was privileged to join my friend, Ruth Messinger, at a break fast in her home. It was an honor to celebrate this moment of renewal with many of our Jewish neighbors. May it be a year of justice, joy and peace.

Mayor Mamdani, Ruth Messinger, and two children hold challah bread.

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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I just think it’s strange that all the gambling companies have ads with athletes and celebrities instead of featuring all their users who have become millionaires betting, very strange indeed

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026

Share if you agree

Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket

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Martha Kelly @marthakelly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This is the dog Rosie sent me 5 months after she passed. Macey is an angel and I can’t believe she was just found on the street by animal control. So lucky to have her for coming up on 3 years 💗💗💗💗💗

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Martha Kelly @marthakelly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Throwback to Rosie (RIP) after we walked in the rain. She loved being dried off with a towel and Barry loved following her around 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 11/09/2026

25 years ago, terrorists killed nearly 3,000 people, including 2,753 New Yorkers. As we remember that terrible day, let us also remember the first responders, office workers and strangers who ran toward danger to help each other.

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Laura Helmuth @laurahelmuth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

There's a zombie myth that feminists hate men. Large, cross-cultural, repeated studies show: Nope! Feminists like women more than non-feminists do. And feminists also like *men* more than non-feminists do. We see people as people. celestemdavis.substack.com/p/gloria-ste...

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Gloria Steinem: Hater of Men

Because if you are for the women, you must be against the men.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The problem with basketball is that only two teams play so no one can tie for fifth place.

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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

📌A thousand times THIS:

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 04/09/2026

Senator @johnfetterman.com lied to paralyzed veterans and ditched a meeting with them to discuss their healthcare so he could appear on Fox News to cheerlead Trump’s war a shit on his own party. What a garbage human.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 04/09/2026

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About Our Super El Niño Climate Crisis–Accurate Hot Pilates Studio

“DIE HOT is your new favorite fitness fusion studio blending elements of Pilates, barre, yoga, drought, inclement weather, the 1930s Dust Bowl, Zara Larsson,...

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

A couple years ago Steamboat Willie went into the public domain and I remember there was about a month where we were waiting for it like “this is going to change everything lads. We can do whatever we want with Steamboat Willie”

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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This is what people voted for. Then they complain endlessly . . . and vote for it again. Geez people, look at what is actually happening, not what you're being told, and recalibrate.

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 31/08/2026

New York, here’s how you can save a life: 1. Go to nyc.gov/naloxone to get free overdose-reversal medication, also known as Narcan®. 2. If you or someone you love is struggling with substance use, call 988 for confidential recovery resources.

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Naloxone - NYC Health

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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Cat 😺 is imitating the Corgi

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Weird how most of those newly revealed pentagon psyops accounts also downplayed the Epstein list. Probably just a coincidence

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Gary Chun @garychun.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

@marthakelly.bsky.social I, too, love Alvin and the Chipmunks.

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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

You got peanut butter in my chocolate, @realinfowars.bsky.social @marthakelly.bsky.social. I nearly wet my jeans laughing, which I understand I can sell for a tidy profit on your fine network.

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Gary Chun @garychun.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

@marthakelly.bsky.social Saw you in the Coyote vs. Acme trailer. Sweet!

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Jacqueline 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🐴 ΘΔ @ponyjacqueline.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Putting Martha Kelly in Coyote vs. Acme was a genius move, she is one of my new favorite funny people, her deadpan is like honestly next level

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the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I’ve loved Martha Kelly in Comedy Central’s Corporate and Common Side Effects. This movie ruled and @marthakelly.bsky.social was excellent! Hell yeah, Coyote vs Acme!

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Martha Kelly @marthakelly.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Good morning from Handsome Central™️

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Martha Kelly @marthakelly.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Using flock cameras for my next self-tape

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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

The American president and the dumbest motherfucker on Earth should be two different people.

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Martha Kelly @marthakelly.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

AI has gotten so good I can’t tell if this is real or not

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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 26/07/2026

Worth remembering that Talarico raised so much money he just gave some away to other Texas candidates and Mamdani raised so much money during the primary that he told people to donate to Adrienne Adams. People aren't giving up on Ds. They just don't like the DNC. The DNC should think about that!

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Billionaires being unafraid to say things like this publicly is a major indicator of how bad things have gotten

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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Very cool that Shopify’s CEO thinks the poor should have far less of a vote than the rich. Still worth that ad read money, folks?

Shopify CEO Tobi Lutke says “good system.” In response to the following proposal:

“Interesting... what about weighted voting proportional to the level of income tax you pay? (no income tax paid - O vote, $1-100k - 1 vote, $100-200k 2 votes and so on... cap it at 5 votes for $500k+. For those that constantly complain about the wealthy not paying tax/fair share they'd have nothing to worry about right? Why not reward representation of taxation and build a democracy around those that foot the bill?”

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Martha Kelly @marthakelly.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Turns out Macey’s addicted to getting sprayed by skunks. She’s my child and I will support her interests 🦨

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Martha Kelly @marthakelly.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Said goodbye to this angel 3 years ago today. Rosie was my soulmate. Hope I get to see her again some day 💗💗💗💗💗

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Martha Kelly @marthakelly.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Why are these dweebs so horny all the goddamn time GROW UP

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Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I'm not saying Dems should hold up the res for Darline Graham, but I'd hope they at least considered it... if simply because one Republican senator who blocked the res to replace Feinstein on the Judiciary Committee was Lindsey Graham. 2/

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

It's so funny that every professional golfer's first impulse when they get in trouble is to run directly to the president because he has nothing better to do and mostly cares about helping rich guys who have committed crimes or other infractions.

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Martha Kelly @marthakelly.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I’m real close to issuing a “fuck all you cunts” alert over on Threads

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JJ in DC @jjindc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

🧊✈️ SEATTLE ⛓️😲 👉 Young men & boys in shackles are herded by hired thugs from a chartered Eastern 737 to a waiting bus, to be transported to GEO Group's Northwest Detention Center in Tacoma, Washington 👀

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Put this directly into my veins

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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Thread. Rapists running a coercive sex ring AND transmitting CSAM AND inducing other men to abuse women and girls in turn. The alleged behavior is legitimately monstrous and it’s a HUGE deal that the Trump regime is undermining law enforcement to help/free them. Epstein in real time

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I said long ago that ICE specifically looks for guys with a history of domestic violence/violence against kids to hire because the administration knows they're asking them to ignore all the laws in the name of hurting and torturing people and that requires a piece of trash to have the stomach for it

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Martha Kelly @marthakelly.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Threads is where miserable cunts go to start shit in a stranger’s replies and then block that stranger for making fun of them

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/07/2026

A few words on the passing of South Carolina Sen. Lindsay Graham, who spent the last ten years of his life eagerly helping Donald Trump in his quest to destroy American democracy. youtu.be/z4HMequIiiY

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What is there to say about Lindsay Graham?

YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie

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