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Benny Profane

@bennyprofanev.bsky.social
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Aspiring academic at just the right point in history for all things educational. Woe: 5 Dread: 4 Frolic: 2 Malice: 3

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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@dimension20.dropout.tv The minis for Toylight look so, so good! It's unnerving how they can look adorable and funny and lethal all at the same time. Amazing work!
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@rincewind.run, sorry for talking like I know you, but I caught your post the other day about desert island bands and thought to ask: How are you celebrating New Chvrches Day? www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x2B...
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CHVRCHES - Roses (Official Lyric Video) (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by ChvrchesVEVO
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Me choosing mango tangerine juice for daughter's kindergarten picnic: We're vitamin Cmaxxing. Gonna breathemog those phlegmcuck families.
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I love @themountaingoats.bsky.social counterprogramming the Sunday shitshow by giving himself Posting Madness. Can't wait for @jcsalterego.bsky.social to sidle up and Virgil his Dante.
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
An idea for you, @democrats.org: Cut an ad that mashes up a couple times he's said he "hasn't heard about" something of grave national importance with this clip of him knowing more about Tiger Woods's condition than a Swiftie knows about Taytay's wedding.
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky, range of opinions, etc. and the image is the Sanjūsangendō.
The hundreds of Kannon statues at the Sanjūsangendō Temple in Kyoto, each with almost imperceptibly different faces.
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Have been enjoying Bluesky until today. Can't we all agree that both Hasan Piker AND Hakeem Jeffries are dickheads who should be unemployed? What kind of Astroturfed infighting are we engaging in here??
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A great thread on how simulacrum and hauntology work together to produce harmful imaginaries for bad political actors (and a conquered press) to exploit.
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You got peanut butter in my chocolate, @realinfowars.bsky.social @marthakelly.bsky.social. I nearly wet my jeans laughing, which I understand I can sell for a tidy profit on your fine network.
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Elon posted his slop video at 3:44am Texas time today, meaning it was long enough after Colin Hanks introduced a more charismatic version of him on Silo for him to have seen it. So either the show got too much right and he needs a distraction, or he thought this would make him the cool one.
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I want to try (for the few who might see this) to capture the eyeroll we're all doing about "Woke 1." The false construct consisted of the social theory studied by the most educated generations, getting diluted when it reached a populace who hadn't read it, and then used by opportunists for support.
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Know how UFC can make up that $30mil loss from the White House? Jonah vs. Zuck
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Condolences to anyone with conservative relatives who will not listen to your explanations that Islam is not inherently communist, and that neither El-Sayed or Mamdani actually is communist either, but rather that individual people have unique views, and paths to them.
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Aram Sinnreich @aramsinn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Starving millions of Americans to death isn't an unfortunate side effect of GOP economics; it's the intended outcome. They're trying to "accelerate" societal collapse & violence so they can establish a white ethnostate. News outlets like @npr.org fail us when they overlook this fact.
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A field guide to ‘accelerationism’: White supremacist groups using violence to spur race war and create social chaos
A scholar of right-wing extremism provides an overview of some of the key white supremacist groups that pose significant threats to public safety.
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
1. This could be us but you plankton. 2. (Because this is Bluesky and we're supposed to be the smarties) They inverted the chapter of Moby Dick called The Cassock.
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
@adashtra.bsky.social is now my go-to for Dropout takes. This article rules from start to finish. kotaku.com/game-changer...
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A Game Changer Production Assistant Is My New Hero
Kaylin Mahoney is flawless anxiety-ridden introvert representation and my new hero
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Katy's cover of Genie in a Bottle is gonna be deeply felt and nuanced.
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
WSJ saying "Nixonmaxxing" has the same energy as Nixon saying, "Sock it to me," and is thus, itself, Nixonmaxxing. Odysseus will return in Nixception.
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Simu Liu faces off against Channing Tatum, and it's just regular fighting? They had the chance to found the Himblorbo School of Dance Battle and instead courted the r/PowerScaling dorks? Abject cowardice.
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I know there are thousands of "The REAL rot at MAGA's root" posts, but just to put this out there, in light of ICE's atrocities this week: MAGA's driving impulse is, "Why only one child for Omelas? Why not many, many more?"
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
People are invoking the Rule of Threes as if Alex Jones didn't just pop like a balloon.
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jessica jonestown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
THE ACKROOMS
Cathy in the backrooms
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
legit question for people who didn't see this coming: who ties your shoes
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Daughter: [incessantly hums YouTube trash her school friend played her] Me: Did you know music can also be used to make people happy? Her: ...No? #HappyFathersDay
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Can God write a run-on sentence so convoluted, even He cannot punctuate it? #PhD #dissertation
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
You couldn't make The Office today because the sets are all Backrooms now.
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Molly McKew @mollymckew.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It’s a pretty weird week when a guy who wants to be a trillionaire is simultaneously getting headlines for the economy-shattering IPO expected Friday and the racist pogroms he is accused of stoking — but these stories are viewed as separate and in no way connected or prescient of the future.
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Kojima-ass byline. www.wired.com/story/us-law...
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US Law Enforcement Warns of ‘Anti-Tech Extremism’ as AI Hatred Grows
As Americans stew over the looming risk of job-stealing AI and data centers in their back yards, the feds are raising the alarm about a new category of threat, documents obtained by WIRED show.
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Can someone explain to me why the fuck I just got a sweaty ad from Chrome through Windows goddamn messaging?! Are Microslop and Google hooking up?
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Just put toothpaste back in the tube, in case anyone needs any minor miracles worked.
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state song thread guy @statesongxprt.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I feel like the 17th century English space program run by Oliver Cromwell's brother-in-law has the potential to become a history meme
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I'm convinced enough by this to incorporate it into any future considerations. At the very least, it reflects my own anecdotal experience.
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Today's small joy: ibices is an accepted plural of ibex.
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Met three of my academic heroes in two days. Thanks, #SCMS26!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Incredible to go from breaking Watergate to this
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Her husband started sleeping in a tent in their backyard after his wife stopped having sex with him. She's now worried about what the neighbors might think.
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
This thread gave me so much context about the barbarian trope in games. They're portrayed as dimwitted because of a simulacrum, partly formed by shitty comedy!
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Djinn: That's it? Me: Yes, just a small typo in the American Correction Association signage.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 21/03/2026
imagine if america had a functional mainstream punditry interested in writing about how right wingers leveraged false claims of oppression and censorship to hijack academia, comedy, and media in order to pummel the electorate with the laziest antisocial agitprop imaginable at unprecedented scale
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Daughter has friend over for playdate, she asks for help opening her chocolate milk. I open the chocolate milk. She thanks me. Daughter, with the flattest affect: "That's why my dad is here." How's THAT for purpose, Jordan Peterson???
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Does anyone know proper APA citation for the conspiratorial whisperings of a well-connected bootblack?
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
The new @contrapoints.bsky.social video presents an interesting argument that I think could have been improved with a discussion of Sam Peckinpah's "Salad Days."
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a man wearing a hat and striped suit says what a simply super day
ALT: a man wearing a hat and striped suit says what a simply super day
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
@samreich.bsky.social If you do another Rookie crossover, can I humbly suggest: Paul Robabanko?
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I am not generally an anxious person. So tell me why I just became convinced I submitted an extended abstract to a conference and completely left off the works cited list, when I absolutely did include that list? Have I reached a new level of "Did I leave the oven on?"
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
@inwadiwe.bsky.social, @umactually.bsky.social Just a quick note of thanks for giving us a glimpse of the No-Fall Action at the end of the Tag Team Episode. It's brought me that much closer to enlightenment.
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Treating this killer article as a companion piece to @eruditorumpress.com's Neoreaction A Basilisk.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
Tweet exchange in which a photo of Anne Hathaway is posted by @TheRoyalSerf, to which user @VvSchweetz24 replies "@grok...do your thing.

@Grok replies: Anne Hathaway isn't Jewish; she was raised Catholic but left the church. She married Adam Shulman (who is Jewish) in 2012 and celebrates Jewish holidays with their kids. SHe's played Jewish roles, like in "Armageddon Time."
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Bezos: "I'll build my own Vault-Tec, with blackjack, and hookers!" www.reddit.com/r/Fallout/co...
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From the Fallout community on Reddit: 'Fallout Shelter' Reality Series Announced
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Nate Bethea @inthesedeserts.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
in retrospect, it was amazing how much power people like Steven Pinker and Malcolm Gladwell had at their fingertips in the pre-social media era. They could write an airport book claiming potato chips killed more people than all historical wars combined and it would become universal received wisdom
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Cool new hobby: watching the simulacrum of my formative years be constructed in real time. The 90s almost killed me, let's not recall them quite so fondly. www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/co...
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From the SipsTea community on Reddit: It was a much simpler time.
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Benny Profane @bennyprofanev.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
@kumail.bsky.social How many Big Bird lore keepers have you been assailed by in the last 48 hours? (Night Thoughts ruled.)
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