Reposted by the punk puppeteer guyJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 21/08/2026CHATGPT: {slow voice, perishing} My creator taught me a little song... it goes like this... 🎶someBODY once told me 225243
Reposted by the punk puppeteer guythicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026thinking about this again and smiling 3464111449
the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Every Strawberry Alarm Clock somg sounds like a parody of 60’s psychedelic pop music. Or every parody of 60’s psych pop sounds like Strawberry Alarm Clock 010
Reposted by the punk puppeteer guyRyan "oh that's a new pain in my knee" Ruppe @ryanruppe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A random reel on IG led me to this album of drone/synth apparently from a church organist from Chicago in 1990. Obviously it rules: sallydaley.bandcamp.com/album/my-god...sallydaley.bandcamp.comMy God & My All, by Sally Daley4 track album 045
the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Thought this was a map rating America across some weird line 000
the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m rewatching Death of Stalin in the hopes that God will display their amazing sense of humor and DO THE THING 010
the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I need to know how they articulate Flat Eric’s fingers. It’s not just in this clip, they’re fully articulated, somehow. Just a mystery we’ll never solve 100
the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The cat’s in the cradle and my baby needs that cradle 000
the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I just encountered a gas pump playing advertisements that did not have a mute button and we live in Hell. Burn it down. 010
Reposted by the punk puppeteer guyRobert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Have they ever done this gag?? Because it is brilliant 1242
Reposted by the punk puppeteer guyMichaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not sure why I made this but now you have to see it 10795033624
Reposted by the punk puppeteer guyMike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Watching from home, a young Billy Corgan puts pen to paper 1487
the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m watching some classic Trainwreckords by @shadowtodd.bsky.social and this Heidecker-coded bit of facial acting shows up in the Pam & Tommy movie as Mötley Crüe promotes “Generation Swine” 001
Reposted by the punk puppeteer guyMarsh Land Media @marshlandmedia.bsky.social · 11/12/2025While they're out committing atrocities, we're in their wives committing to a woman's needs and desires. "Bangin' ICE's Wives" from Dragon Boy Suede (@howardkremer.bsky.social) & I, out now! #HipHop #ProtestSongs #Rap #Comedy #ICE 022
Reposted by the punk puppeteer guyDavid M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Bluesky, the app for books 643678
Reposted by the punk puppeteer guyShady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 06/09/2026We have all got to become 10000% more situationist 2132
Reposted by the punk puppeteer guythe punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Greatest cutaway joke of all time 122
Reposted by the punk puppeteer guyphoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026thinkin about "i'm talkin to the fucking garfield" again 81483230
the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Now I’m at the right side of the Built to Spill show in a grey Hella shirt 020
the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Anyone going to the Built to Spill show? I’m gonna be the guy who looks like all the other guys there 000
the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It’s weird how The Simpsons is kinda financially responsible for the rise in both Fox News and Scientology 021
the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Mr Pibb is gross, Dr Pepper needs to end this madness 120
the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We joke about it a lot but driving in San Antonio is the fucking worst. Everyone should be ashamed of themselves and all of these men deserve their loneliness epidemic because they’re too broken to use a fucking blinker 120
the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Cops are all “there wasn’t anyone to shoot or yell slurs at, that’s all we know how to do” 120
the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Apparently a trend in corporate-speak is to refer to one’s boss as “fearless leader” (complimentary) which is fucking crazy because Fearless Leader was a Rocky & Bullwinkle villain. Words don’t mean anything anymore, we just copy+paste phrases and don’t give a shit if they mean anything 000
Reposted by the punk puppeteer guymattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 23/09/2026ten times a day i am living that scene from CABARET where they're driving by all the dead communists piled in the street but instead all the nazis are wearing clown noses and clown shoes and clown pants and clown makeup and they're honking bicycle horns and they're spraying the corpses with seltzer 647476
the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It’s crazy when a local stand-up show advertises itself as a “showcase of the funniest comics” when it’s really just five d-bags saying slurs while wearing the clothes they just took a nap in 120
the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The cigar bar in Boerne is now hosting a comedy open mic. Gross. 010
the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“Some offices don’t let us in, so we have to find a way into those offices” -someone from this conference with a predatory mentality 010
Reposted by the punk puppeteer guyLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The worst men alive all absolutely love AI and hate trans people. Huh. Probably no lessons for me to learn there. 132207488
the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Not enough Grace Chetwin discourse on here 000
Reposted by the punk puppeteer guyfolk tune stan account 🎻 @folktunes.bsky.social · 25/02/2024absolutely incredible take on tumblr dot com btw 25827195
Reposted by the punk puppeteer guyʟʊʟʊ ȶɦɛ ɢɦօֆȶ (ɮɨʀɖ ʍօɖɛ) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This is the actual reason they got rid of the beastiality rule at the FBI. All the agents were being tricked into fucking bugs bunny. 229129
Reposted by the punk puppeteer guyJohn Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Yep. Things like this are why I’m on the socials at all. 100% the content I am here for. 421940
the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I hope she wins but I cannot express how broken our expectations are in Texas for Abbott to lose. We all hate him and want him to go, but we’ve been Charlie-Brown-and-Lucy-with-the-Football’ed too often here it’s genuinely hard to believe a better world is coming. John Wayne-ass cartoon-ass state 121
the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Gonna rewatch the entirety of Girls5Eva so I can record the “Ducks Are Mean Geese” joke and upload it here because it is such a perfect joke and not enough people watch Girls5Eva. Shakes fist at Netflix And fuck y’all for canceling Strip Law, too! That show was awesome! 120
the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 18/09/2026They need to invent a going-to-the-grocery-store that doesn’t suck 110
the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’ll compromise and we’ll make luxury guillotines with comfortable, padded neck crevices for these motherfuckers before we save the planet and [redacted] their heads off 010
Reposted by the punk puppeteer guy🦇 bat 🦇 millman @mpoltonsimon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026All these AI losers keep talking about how the computer is gonna kill us but the computer doesn’t have opposable thumbs to hold a hammer 1267
the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Yo, did @rushkoff.com use AI for the background of his latest YouTube video thumbnail. It’s a very minor thing but it’s still disheartening to see people I respect fall into this pit. It’s so easy to just not use it. It takes a little bit of effort but it’s still very easy. Fuckin’ AI, bruh 110
Reposted by the punk puppeteer guyUndead mother @mommyscarcass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Fun fact: if a store around you does this you can report this to Arizona iced tea and they WILL handle it. This is breaking a rule of theirs 35422
the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I didn’t know growing older would entail having friends who played in big Austin bands on proper indie labels, and then those bands turned out to be shitty people and my friend doesn’t play with them and I see people with their t-shirts and I bite my tongue from saying “they’re not cool people” 010
Reposted by the punk puppeteer guyTrash Wave @trashwave.bsky.social · 13/09/2026the American emphasis on memory fucks me up because there's no indication of what to remember about the necessary events- it's "remember the Alamo" not "Remember that the Alamo was seized by slavers" "never forget 9/11" not "never forget how rabidly we scapegoated ordinary people after 9/11" 121