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the punk puppeteer guy

@feltheadpuppets.bsky.social
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I’m not a hero, I just cuss a lot. Fuck AI. Fuck transphobia. Fuck fascism. Blinkermogging these beta drivers all over the streets of San Antonio Typos are my phone’s keyboard’s fault, I know words

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 21/08/2026
CHATGPT: {slow voice, perishing} My creator taught me a little song... it goes like this... 🎶someBODY once told me
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about this again and smiling
“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”
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the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bruh
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the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every Strawberry Alarm Clock somg sounds like a parody of 60’s psychedelic pop music. Or every parody of 60’s psych pop sounds like Strawberry Alarm Clock
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Ryan "oh that's a new pain in my knee" Ruppe @ryanruppe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A random reel on IG led me to this album of drone/synth apparently from a church organist from Chicago in 1990. Obviously it rules: sallydaley.bandcamp.com/album/my-god...
sallydaley.bandcamp.com
My God & My All, by Sally Daley
4 track album
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the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thought this was a map rating America across some weird line
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the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m rewatching Death of Stalin in the hopes that God will display their amazing sense of humor and DO THE THING
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the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I need to know how they articulate Flat Eric’s fingers. It’s not just in this clip, they’re fully articulated, somehow. Just a mystery we’ll never solve
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the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The cat’s in the cradle and my baby needs that cradle
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the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just encountered a gas pump playing advertisements that did not have a mute button and we live in Hell. Burn it down.
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Have they ever done this gag?? Because it is brilliant
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Watching from home, a young Billy Corgan puts pen to paper
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the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m watching some classic Trainwreckords by @shadowtodd.bsky.social and this Heidecker-coded bit of facial acting shows up in the Pam & Tommy movie as Mötley Crüe promotes “Generation Swine”
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Marsh Land Media @marshlandmedia.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
While they're out committing atrocities, we're in their wives committing to a woman's needs and desires. "Bangin' ICE's Wives" from Dragon Boy Suede (@howardkremer.bsky.social) & I, out now! #HipHop #ProtestSongs #Rap #Comedy #ICE
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bluesky, the app for books
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Shady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 29/09/2026
😮‍💨
The spectacle is not a cluster of images
Rather it's a social relation
Mediated by all those images
Images are all there is
THE OCEAN COLLECTIVE, "PREBOREAL"
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Shady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 06/09/2026
We have all got to become 10000% more situationist
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the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Greatest cutaway joke of all time
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
thinkin about "i'm talkin to the fucking garfield" again
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the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Now I’m at the right side of the Built to Spill show in a grey Hella shirt
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the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyone going to the Built to Spill show? I’m gonna be the guy who looks like all the other guys there
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the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s weird how The Simpsons is kinda financially responsible for the rise in both Fox News and Scientology
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the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mr Pibb is gross, Dr Pepper needs to end this madness
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the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
JTT says ACAB
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the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We joke about it a lot but driving in San Antonio is the fucking worst. Everyone should be ashamed of themselves and all of these men deserve their loneliness epidemic because they’re too broken to use a fucking blinker
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the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cops are all “there wasn’t anyone to shoot or yell slurs at, that’s all we know how to do”
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the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Apparently a trend in corporate-speak is to refer to one’s boss as “fearless leader” (complimentary) which is fucking crazy because Fearless Leader was a Rocky & Bullwinkle villain. Words don’t mean anything anymore, we just copy+paste phrases and don’t give a shit if they mean anything
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 23/09/2026
ten times a day i am living that scene from CABARET where they're driving by all the dead communists piled in the street but instead all the nazis are wearing clown noses and clown shoes and clown pants and clown makeup and they're honking bicycle horns and they're spraying the corpses with seltzer
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the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s crazy when a local stand-up show advertises itself as a “showcase of the funniest comics” when it’s really just five d-bags saying slurs while wearing the clothes they just took a nap in
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the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The cigar bar in Boerne is now hosting a comedy open mic. Gross.
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the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Some offices don’t let us in, so we have to find a way into those offices” -someone from this conference with a predatory mentality
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The worst men alive all absolutely love AI and hate trans people. Huh. Probably no lessons for me to learn there.
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the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not enough Grace Chetwin discourse on here
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the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bruh
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folk tune stan account 🎻 @folktunes.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
absolutely incredible take on tumblr dot com btw
A tumblr post reading as follows:
did I ever tell yall I used to think charlie chaplin was a drag king. for like three years straight we watched modern times in seventh grade and l saw this shot n just took it face value that he was a twinky butch. for three years. I only found out he wasn't because in tenth grade the topic of old hollywood leading ladies came up w my friends n I went "I think it's so cool how charlie chaplin did all those drag roles. she was cute too haha" n they all looked at me like I'd said something just truly fucking insane. which for the record I had
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the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Benjamin Lay 1682-1759
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ʟʊʟʊ ȶɦɛ ɢɦօֆȶ (ɮɨʀɖ ʍօɖɛ) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is the actual reason they got rid of the beastiality rule at the FBI. All the agents were being tricked into fucking bugs bunny.
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yep. Things like this are why I’m on the socials at all. 100% the content I am here for.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I hope she wins but I cannot express how broken our expectations are in Texas for Abbott to lose. We all hate him and want him to go, but we’ve been Charlie-Brown-and-Lucy-with-the-Football’ed too often here it’s genuinely hard to believe a better world is coming. John Wayne-ass cartoon-ass state
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the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gonna rewatch the entirety of Girls5Eva so I can record the “Ducks Are Mean Geese” joke and upload it here because it is such a perfect joke and not enough people watch Girls5Eva. Shakes fist at Netflix And fuck y’all for canceling Strip Law, too! That show was awesome!
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the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They need to invent a going-to-the-grocery-store that doesn’t suck
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the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’ll compromise and we’ll make luxury guillotines with comfortable, padded neck crevices for these motherfuckers before we save the planet and [redacted] their heads off
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🦇 bat 🦇 millman @mpoltonsimon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
All these AI losers keep talking about how the computer is gonna kill us but the computer doesn’t have opposable thumbs to hold a hammer
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the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yo, did @rushkoff.com use AI for the background of his latest YouTube video thumbnail. It’s a very minor thing but it’s still disheartening to see people I respect fall into this pit. It’s so easy to just not use it. It takes a little bit of effort but it’s still very easy. Fuckin’ AI, bruh
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Undead mother @mommyscarcass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fun fact: if a store around you does this you can report this to Arizona iced tea and they WILL handle it. This is breaking a rule of theirs
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the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I didn’t know growing older would entail having friends who played in big Austin bands on proper indie labels, and then those bands turned out to be shitty people and my friend doesn’t play with them and I see people with their t-shirts and I bite my tongue from saying “they’re not cool people”
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Trash Wave @trashwave.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the American emphasis on memory fucks me up because there's no indication of what to remember about the necessary events- it's "remember the Alamo" not "Remember that the Alamo was seized by slavers" "never forget 9/11" not "never forget how rabidly we scapegoated ordinary people after 9/11"
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the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
[redacted] every AI executive
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