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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 17h
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Nikola @greasyboiler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Britain, from now until eternity.
The circular I Just Need To meme with austerity
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MarioKartographer @mariokartographer.bsky.social · 16h
Is that...a circle of cherries around Andy Burnham? Not to diss the cause, but Remainer "demonstrators" were always absolutely atrocious at posters. Remember the one about how Frou-Frou was sad that she'd need a pet passport to join the family on the ski slopes? I nearly voted Leave for that.
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 04/02/2025
Considering becoming a low-information voter. Show up every four years and pick based on vibes. Maybe get interviewed by the NYT for some reason
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MarioKartographer @mariokartographer.bsky.social · 22h
Yesss
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No shit🤔💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
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MarioKartographer @mariokartographer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why do people follow you who haven't actually liked any of your posts or comments? Are there lots of social media users who don't bother with Likes and just see it as a kind of magical newspaper?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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MarioKartographer @mariokartographer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Even by xkcd's high standards I love this one.
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MarioKartographer @mariokartographer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is important
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This two tier policing is disgraceful. It's as if there is one approach for people who helpfully film themselves committing crimes and another approach when there is insufficient evidence.
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MarioKartographer @mariokartographer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There is little point Burnham trying to improve the economy, or social care in particular, without making the case for increased migration.
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MarioKartographer @mariokartographer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
PLANKING WITH TEARS IN MY EYES
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MarioKartographer @mariokartographer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes, thank you, Debbie.
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MarioKartographer @mariokartographer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"The rules glossary has more information on being dead" 😂🤣😂 most D&D sentence ever
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Muscular Christianity” means that when when you’re glazing the serial predator president who deports refugee children, executes fishermen, and builds idols to himself, you TYPE REALLY HARD.
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MarioKartographer @mariokartographer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No please let's use Palantir within the NHS www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...
Excerpt from a Bloomberg article about how Palantir's AI was part of the chain of errors that led to the US bombing a school in Iran
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Spooky the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Home cooked” does not mean “good”. I’ve made meals I wouldn’t inflict on anyone
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MarioKartographer @mariokartographer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
To any US citizens able to donate to political races - in the long run the statehouses are where it's at, and the nerds and sickos at ActBlue have run the numbers for you. Say the words "Democratic trifecta in North Carolina" out loud to yourself and ready your bank details...
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MarioKartographer @mariokartographer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's becoming obvious to most Americans that Tr*mp is only for he/himself
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/09/2026
"Tangled Journeys: Wookie/Human Relationships in the Shadow of the Galactic Empire"
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MarioKartographer @mariokartographer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The rodent is right
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MarioKartographer @mariokartographer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
80 seconds of Michelle Wolf sharpening her canines on Democratic party strategists www.youtube.com/shorts/Ox9zY...
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Don’t worry, democrats are gonna write a letter.
YouTube video by Michelle Wolf
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MarioKartographer @mariokartographer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE?!? I WILL BE RAISING THIS WITH MANAGEMENT
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“We have to free half of the human race, the women, so that they can help to free the other half.” - Emmeline Pankhurst. UK suffragette arrested, 1914 #womensart #Tuesday
Monochrome photograph featuring a white woman being carried by a policeman as other men crowd around
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MarioKartographer @mariokartographer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Time zones go in whole hours, so akshually, "It's 5 o'clock somewhere!" is rarely accurate
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MarioKartographer @mariokartographer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Efficient, aiming at four targets at once
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MarioKartographer @mariokartographer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"You think you're too cool for Bat Out of Hell? You're not." electricliterature.com/its-time-to-...
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It's Time to Let Meat Loaf Into Your Embarrassing Little Heart - Electric Literature
You think you're too cool for "Bat Out of Hell"? You're not.
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MarioKartographer @mariokartographer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Earth to Tom Watson: it is a shame that you to sully your Labour career by lobbying for gambling companies Tom Watson: hold my beer
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran overcorrects, joins Hezbollah
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MarioKartographer @mariokartographer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What if we're not the crab, we're the shrimp
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MarioKartographer @mariokartographer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't mind being associated with genocide but I've always drawn the line at Ed Sheeran
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MarioKartographer @mariokartographer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Satire died the day etc etc
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MarioKartographer @mariokartographer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One of my favourite medieval weaponry nerds just became favouriter www.youtube.com/shorts/LZhS_...
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Educating haters (again)
YouTube video by blumineck
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MarioKartographer @mariokartographer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wow. That's one hell of a memento mori
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If I say "I’m hungry" you've got about 11 minutes before I change personalities.
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Boothby Graffoe @boothbygraffoe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Worth it for "nonce bonnets" looking forward to its inclusion in the OED.
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Now that they have started to use red liquid in period product adverts we have to push them to start including clots
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
trying to make new friends as an adult
Amy Adams in Arrival holding the white board that says HUMAN while she's trying to communicate with aliens
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
he was actually at his home in midtown but it's cool how trump sometimes replaces his memories with the set ups in gay pornography
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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
David Byrne in Tim Curry in Stop Making Sense Clue 🤝 "We're about watch this little weirdo get some cardio."
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MarioKartographer @mariokartographer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Select all squares containing bicycles" But none of the squares contains the bicycle. The bicycle is spread across multiple squares. Selecting no squares is the correct response.
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MarioKartographer @mariokartographer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This film is great fun, me and my bro-in-law loved it.
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The Phantom Judge You Harshly 🎃💀🦇🧛‍♂️ @judgeyouharshly.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When I wake up to a Bluesky feed full of European content ☕🚬🥐
French breakfast
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Watching BBC News and it's striking to hear the presenters repeatedly referring to the AfD as "far-right" whilst refusing to ever say the same about the hundreds of actual masked blackshirts currently swarming British ports
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MarioKartographer @mariokartographer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Screw Thames Water's creditors. Basic rights were never a business opportunity
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