Reposted by James WebberNick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Trumpuary 2037. AOC's handing over the trumpresidency to her VT Jon Ossoff, who ran on expanding universal trumpcare and instituting trumpolicing reforms. He carried 43 strumps and the Trumpstrict of Trumplumbia. He'll be sworn in by Chief Trumpreme Court Justice Maxwell Frost. This would be fine. 3565
Reposted by James WebberKevin A. Scott, PhD @sculpturatus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026found at ucsf 9555116
James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 16/09/2026trick question: scientific journals are inherently a scam 100
Reposted by James WebberOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I hope this Ishmael finds you whale 332506548
James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 10/09/2026Last time Trump mailed out a ton of cash he was already on his way to losing 2020. The resulting inflationary spike completely torched the Democrats' chances in 2024. Pretty funny for him to try it again with even more money, two years before the next election. 000
Reposted by James WebberElle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign 24550251557
James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 08/09/2026Wow big news from OpenAI, good thing we can implicitly trust them because they don't have a trillion dollars riding on maintained enthusiasm for their product 120
James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 07/09/2026It's mind-blowing how much cancer treatment has advanced in the past 20 years 031
James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 05/09/2026the purest experience of social media: futilely running into the void, pursued by a mob of gibberish 001
James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 02/09/20265. No shirt, no shoes (this should be obvious) 6. If this is your first time at Animorphs, you *have* to morph 031
James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 28/08/2026Humanity has inadvertently destroyed so many ecosystems and species through our greed and incompetence. ...but I think we should be allowed to eradicate mosquitoes, as treat 010
James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 13/08/2026*whispers* there are a lot of people like that from before the AI era, too 040
Reposted by James Webberceej @ceej.online · 31/07/2026ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil 3666181246
James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 30/07/2026photoshop a live raccoon into that dude's hands and run the rest of the story unchanged @bencollins.bsky.social 010
Reposted by James Webberkate @katewitko.bsky.social · 28/07/2026do a deer my kids aren't here re i'm estranged from my son me the named in this lawsuit fa i'm driving on the run so my ex-wife wants me dead la i'm running from the feds ti a drink to clear my head that will bring us back to do! 241408367
James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 20/07/2026I'm guilty of this but if I had an *actual volcano* to throw them in I bet it would fix me 020
James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 18/07/2026A good point that applies just as well to any closed-source search engine... 030
James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 16/07/2026Herbert "DQ" Blizzard, so nicknamed because he was banned for covering the ball in magic shell alternative is Harold "chicken fingers" which is also very good. 120
James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 13/07/2026Steven Zirnkilton: "In the Minnesota public health system the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. There's the people who investigate most of the infectious diseases and stuff like lead poisoning or whatever, and then there's Team D" 010
James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 12/07/2026Imagine getting your most fervent wish and it turned into such a colossal shitshow that your only remaining option was to drop dead 020
James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 08/07/2026thinking about inventing a new cryptid: extremely-long-cycle cicadas. They'd emerge and be all "hey, where'd the megafauna go? There used to be cool sloths" 100
James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 28/06/2026Can you guess where this sample will be used? No, you cannot. 120
James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 21/06/2026This kind of walkable housing couldn't be built in America today 020
Reposted by James WebberThe Drake Motel @drakemotel.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I interviewed @josephoneill.bsky.social again to ask what he would do if he were Chuck Schumer (short answer: resign)nybooks.comIf I Were Chuck Schumer | Joseph O’Neill, Daniel DrakeWith about four months still to go until the midterm elections, the Trump administration remains largely unchecked by Congress in its exercises and abuses 074
James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 02/06/2026Whenever I have an even number of tabs I close half of them. But if I have an odd number, I open three links from each tab and also open another bsky tab 020
James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 29/05/2026When there's nothing strange in your neighborhood, who you gon' call? 010
James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 21/05/2026The first political party to run on a "donate once and we won't text again for 2 years" platform would raise a trillion dollars 010
James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 14/05/2026Of all these made-up baseball names I think "Sport McAllister" is the most made-up 000
James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 14/05/2026students studying relativity dog with an injured paw 🤝 confused about how a cone works 010
James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 06/05/2026The "Dad Rock" radio at the gym just played Papa Roach...cut my life into pieces 110
Reposted by James WebberJonathan Berk 🏠 @berkie1.bsky.social · 05/05/2026On its third attempt tonight, Marblehead Town Meeting approved an “MBTA Communities–compliant” district largely centered on the 125-year-old Tedesco Country Club, meeting 3A requirements on paper while all but assuring no new housing would be built. This comment says it all. 642864615
Reposted by James WebberMiranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Everyone talks about being left behind on AI usage but it seems pretty easy to get caught up. It’ll have to get a lot smarter before it becomes a necessary part of my job, and by that point I shouldn’t need to learn anything to use it. Isn’t that the whole point? 2162
James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 17/04/2026"Nothing in biology makes sense" - Theodosius Dobzhansky 010
James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 17/04/2026Oh, this is probably gonna come in handy for a lot of situations. (subscribe to the Achewood patreon, because I promise you can not predict the lead-up to this panel) 000
Reposted by James WebberThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/04/2026Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas 12166971042
James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 08/04/2026I am an hour into a video of Rob Scallon learning how to build a violin, and I have no regrets about my evening so far 020
James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 07/04/2026@hankgreen.bsky.social get on a plane to Colorado to hire this guy 020
Reposted by James WebberFive-Time Regional Kosho Championship Semi-Finalist @unaha-closp.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems 452103551976
James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 22/02/2026Unhinged behavior to play "Another One Bites the Dust" at a Petco 000
James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 18/02/2026Delighted but also suffering from intense second-hand embarrassment from imagining that was my dog 000
Reposted by James WebberWondermark Comics @wondermark.com · 14/02/2026They're still out there. The goofs and spoofs. If we can only find them. Wondermark #1582; Limit Your Scream Time 4636254
Reposted by James WebberMel Andrews @bayesianboy.bsky.social · 16/02/2026sorry that you threw an uncool enough party though that your friend had to pretend to go home to feed his LLM pet rock 1382