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James Webber

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A fairly irate scientist. He/him

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trumpuary 2037. AOC's handing over the trumpresidency to her VT Jon Ossoff, who ran on expanding universal trumpcare and instituting trumpolicing reforms. He carried 43 strumps and the Trumpstrict of Trumplumbia. He'll be sworn in by Chief Trumpreme Court Justice Maxwell Frost. This would be fine.
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Kevin A. Scott, PhD @sculpturatus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
found at ucsf
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 16/09/2026
trick question: scientific journals are inherently a scam
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope this Ishmael finds you whale
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 10/09/2026
Last time Trump mailed out a ton of cash he was already on his way to losing 2020. The resulting inflationary spike completely torched the Democrats' chances in 2024. Pretty funny for him to try it again with even more money, two years before the next election.
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 08/09/2026
Wow big news from OpenAI, good thing we can implicitly trust them because they don't have a trillion dollars riding on maintained enthusiasm for their product
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 07/09/2026
It's mind-blowing how much cancer treatment has advanced in the past 20 years
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 05/09/2026
the purest experience of social media: futilely running into the void, pursued by a mob of gibberish
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 02/09/2026
5. No shirt, no shoes (this should be obvious) 6. If this is your first time at Animorphs, you *have* to morph
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 28/08/2026
Humanity has inadvertently destroyed so many ecosystems and species through our greed and incompetence. ...but I think we should be allowed to eradicate mosquitoes, as treat
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 13/08/2026
*whispers* there are a lot of people like that from before the AI era, too
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
NOW that's what I call the National Organization for Women
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ceej @ceej.online · 31/07/2026
ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 30/07/2026
photoshop a live raccoon into that dude's hands and run the rest of the story unchanged @bencollins.bsky.social
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
do a deer my kids aren't here re i'm estranged from my son me the named in this lawsuit fa i'm driving on the run so my ex-wife wants me dead la i'm running from the feds ti a drink to clear my head that will bring us back to do!
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 20/07/2026
I'm guilty of this but if I had an *actual volcano* to throw them in I bet it would fix me
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 18/07/2026
A good point that applies just as well to any closed-source search engine...
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 16/07/2026
Herbert "DQ" Blizzard, so nicknamed because he was banned for covering the ball in magic shell alternative is Harold "chicken fingers" which is also very good.
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 14/07/2026
Adam Smith doesn't understand supply and demand?
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 13/07/2026
Steven Zirnkilton: "In the Minnesota public health system the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. There's the people who investigate most of the infectious diseases and stuff like lead poisoning or whatever, and then there's Team D"
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 12/07/2026
Imagine getting your most fervent wish and it turned into such a colossal shitshow that your only remaining option was to drop dead
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 08/07/2026
thinking about inventing a new cryptid: extremely-long-cycle cicadas. They'd emerge and be all "hey, where'd the megafauna go? There used to be cool sloths"
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
the boys from hanson with a speech bubble
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 28/06/2026
Can you guess where this sample will be used? No, you cannot.
Screenshot from a Tracklib sample breakdown. The sample is from Wes Montgomery's cover of "Eleanor Rigby" (originally by the Beatles)
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 21/06/2026
This kind of walkable housing couldn't be built in America today
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The Drake Motel @drakemotel.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I interviewed @josephoneill.bsky.social again to ask what he would do if he were Chuck Schumer (short answer: resign)
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If I Were Chuck Schumer | Joseph O’Neill, Daniel Drake
With about four months still to go until the midterm elections, the Trump administration remains largely unchecked by Congress in its exercises and abuses
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 02/06/2026
Whenever I have an even number of tabs I close half of them. But if I have an odd number, I open three links from each tab and also open another bsky tab
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 29/05/2026
When there's nothing strange in your neighborhood, who you gon' call?
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 21/05/2026
The first political party to run on a "donate once and we won't text again for 2 years" platform would raise a trillion dollars
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 14/05/2026
Of all these made-up baseball names I think "Sport McAllister" is the most made-up
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 14/05/2026
students studying relativity dog with an injured paw 🤝 confused about how a cone works
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 06/05/2026
The "Dad Rock" radio at the gym just played Papa Roach...cut my life into pieces
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Jonathan Berk 🏠 @berkie1.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
On its third attempt tonight, Marblehead Town Meeting approved an “MBTA Communities–compliant” district largely centered on the 125-year-old Tedesco Country Club, meeting 3A requirements on paper while all but assuring no new housing would be built. This comment says it all.
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Zarithya😈💻 | Techubus VTuber @zarithya.online · 22/04/2026
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Everyone talks about being left behind on AI usage but it seems pretty easy to get caught up. It’ll have to get a lot smarter before it becomes a necessary part of my job, and by that point I shouldn’t need to learn anything to use it. Isn’t that the whole point?
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 17/04/2026
"Nothing in biology makes sense" - Theodosius Dobzhansky
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 17/04/2026
Oh, this is probably gonna come in handy for a lot of situations. (subscribe to the Achewood patreon, because I promise you can not predict the lead-up to this panel)
A panel from the latest Achewood comic (available on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/cw/Achewood) showing Ray and Téodor watching television. Ray is in an armchair holding a beer, looking displeased, while Téodor is standing next to him with an expression of surprise. The person on the TV has just said "This is effectively the end of the American experiment." and Ray is thinking "Fuck."

I can't stress this enough: you will *not* guess why this is happening, unless you subscribe to the Patreon.
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 16/04/2026
This is what the Dropkick Murphys were singing about
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/04/2026
Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 08/04/2026
I am an hour into a video of Rob Scallon learning how to build a violin, and I have no regrets about my evening so far
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 07/04/2026
@hankgreen.bsky.social get on a plane to Colorado to hire this guy
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 30/03/2026
hell yeah gimme all those bits
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Five-Time Regional Kosho Championship Semi-Finalist @unaha-closp.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 22/02/2026
Unhinged behavior to play "Another One Bites the Dust" at a Petco
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 18/02/2026
Delighted but also suffering from intense second-hand embarrassment from imagining that was my dog
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 18/02/2026
I own 90% of these but sure why not
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Wondermark Comics @wondermark.com · 14/02/2026
They're still out there. The goofs and spoofs. If we can only find them. Wondermark #1582; Limit Your Scream Time
A smartphone is on an end table. It's balancing up on end, and speaking, so maybe it's animate? This is unclear. 

SMARTPHONE: Hey! HEY!

The phone is speaking to PORDLEY, who is trying to practice the piano. He looks up at the phone which is addressing him on its own.

SMARTPHONE: I can't help but notice you've been holding me less. I MISS you. I miss your nimble TAPS and SWIPES.

PORDLEY: It's because you're a PORTAL to HORRORS! Nothing personal. It's just...you ARE a PORTAL. And there are SO VERY MANY horrors.

SMARTPHONE: I'm a portal to EVERYTHING. Don't you want to see GOOFS AND SPOOFS? You LOVE goofs and spoofs!

PORDLEY: I DO love goofs and spoofs. 

SMARTPHONE: I've got SO MANY goofs and spoofs.

Pordley, convinced, reaches tentatively for the phone...

HORRORS ERUPT FROM THE PHONE. Of course! Of course!!!
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Mel Andrews @bayesianboy.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
sorry that you threw an uncool enough party though that your friend had to pretend to go home to feed his LLM pet rock
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