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@mariekalb.bsky.social
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she/her. Abolish ICE. I mostly lurk but occasionally have opinions about stuff I know about, namely hacking, living with chronic illness (and knowing the history of Nonsense there re gaslighting and medical misogyny), and Catholicism.

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jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s think for yourself thursday
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Simon Banoub @banouby.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Great catch! You're absolutely right that I'm not working. I should have noticed that. Would you like me to start working?
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 02/09/2026
Underrated god-tier advice
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Can't help but think of this hiker-rescue story I saw earlier today
The USFS said the climbers told them they had used an artificial intelligence platform, YouTube videos and AllTrails to plan the trip. They said they relied on Al to decide what food to bring and how much food and water they would need.

The group said it packed supplies for an eight-hour climb, not its roughly 16-hour ascent. The climbers said Al recommended simple carbohydrates instead of fats because fats "take too long to digest."

"We relied too much on Al rather than our own critical thinking," the group told rangers.
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Johanna Winant @johannawinant.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
did my college’s cafeteria make jimothy cookies?
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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
understanding that this group of people is included within the tally of "unauthorized" immigrants was a bit of a blackpill moment for me www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...
Congress has rarely directly addressed the reality that millions of so-called “unauthorized” immigrants are, in fact, actively complying with the requirements of the U.S. government. When legislators attempted to pass immigration reform, during the second terms of both George W. Bush and Barack Obama, they did so on the same premise as in 1986: retroactive legalization for the people who were “living in the shadows,” in exchange for more enforcement to stop other people from coming in. Since 2014, with a single exception—passing a law during the first Trump Administration that legalized a few thousand Liberian immigrants—representatives have sat on their hands and let the executive branch take the flak.
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matthew @pahuski.com · 10/08/2026
The ads alone are worth the price of The Onion’s print edition
Ad in The Onion: a stock photo of a man holding his neck in pain, with the United Healthcare logo and the text: “Walk it off.”
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 04/08/2026
The thing about using slop flyers for advertising is that there’s no way to visually differentiate between a lemonade stand, a BBQ joint, a car wash, and a laundromat. They all look exactly the same and from a branding perspective that’s bad, actually
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Reo Eveleth @reveleth.com · 04/08/2026
I think a lot about a post that I can't find that takes aim at the genre of jokes about x, y or z soundtrack composer and how they "didn't have to go that hard" for some silly movie. The post is like "yes they did? they care about their job? they want to make good work?"
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ellie maybe @ellie.thecancellations.com · 01/08/2026
I rented a room in my house on Airbnb. I called the cops because a guest was getting beat up by her boyfriend in that room & I was worried he was gonna kill her. They showed up, arrested her, and let him go. Abolish the police.
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 24/07/2026
A nun who was taken into immigration custody last month in Texas is speaking out for the first time about her arrest while walking to Mass.
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Nun speaks out for first time about being detained by ICE while walking to Mass in Texas
A nun who was taken into immigration custody last month in Texas is speaking out for the first time about her arrest while walking to Mass.
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Rebecca Williams @rebeccawilliams.info · 24/07/2026
GrapheneOS is not a crime
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 24/07/2026
the most annoying thing about these people is they're demanding that you be half-informed and fairly useless at everything. the way we win is specialization. find your things. get SMART about them. get GOOD at fighting for them. someone else's thing doesn't need you to barge in knowing nothing!
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Hey good news!! (It really does seem to me that if institutions commit to fighting them they frequently back off and it really makes one wish the fight started a lot sooner.)
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Ruth Delgado @heylookitsruth.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
UPDATE: Family members have confirmed that he was taken to Delaney Hall. They are currently trying to get more information. @kim.senate.gov @booker.senate.gov @repnellie.bsky.social
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The naming and shaming of Taylor Farms needs to get a lot louder.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
so important to understand that it’s perfectly normal to be frustrated with a crying baby, you just need to have the emotional maturity to realize that negatively reacting would be insane
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This is barbaric.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
ICE contractor apparently got mad at protestor outside ICE facility he worked at and opened fire with personal firearm. Arrested, facing charges of assault and attempted murder. www.cbsnews.com/colorado/new...
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prop @jailrespecter.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
george the prequels were one of the biggest out of pocket employers of traditional artists since the italian renaissance. your job right now is running museums. you don't need the slop train money. why are you on the slop train?
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I once asked a priest to bless a printer that I was in the middle of fighting with and he went "I only bless things when there's a chance it'll take" and then turned and walked out of the room.
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Peter Gleick @petergleick.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
There is nothing at all on the CDC website about the wildfire smoke and how to protect yourself from it. Total abdication of responsibility. www.cdc.gov/index.html
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Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
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Nikolaj Bill @nikolajbill.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
What’s really sad is these students don’t know how to cheat. You’ve got to leave several intentionally incorrect. You can’t get greedy and shoot for a perfect score! What type of white collar criminals are the Ivy League schools pushing out nowadays!
Roberto Serrano was shocked when he saw the results of the midterm exam in his advanced mathematical economics class at Brown University last semester: The average score was 96, when in the past, it had ranged from the 6os to the 80s. Nearly half of the students this year got a perfect score of 100.
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/07/2026
gonna start talking like this to my boss
screenshot where claude is saying "Good catch -- I fabricated that figure."
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Olivia Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I remember hanging with a friend of mine, a writer from Obsidian. Reading news on my classic G1 Android phone. I read that Fallout New Vegas broke a major sales record. I ask my friend if that came with a bonus. He said he was quitting his job because it didn't pay enough to live in California.
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NPR @npr.org · 18/07/2026
The revelations came out in a federal court case brought by Democratic states challenging ICE's access to Medicaid data to aid in deportation efforts. n.pr/4f9OdMn
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ICE shared Medicaid data it wasn't supposed to have with Palantir
The revelations came out in a federal court case brought by Democratic states challenging ICE's access to Medicaid data to aid in deportation efforts.
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Dick, I'm very disappointed.
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Emily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.
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Richard Corsi @corsiaq.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Thanks to Canadian @shiventaneja.bsky.social for developing these instructions. The CR Box has a high clean air delivery rate for particles in the size ranges of wildfire smoke & should remove a large amount of heavier organic gas-phase components. All at a fraction of cost of other air cleaners.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 18/07/2026
This is horrific.
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
New cryptid
An illustration of Jimothy, a new cryptid (or possibly a raccoon with short spine syndrom), done in a woodcut style. Text below it reads "Behold, Jimothy"
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 16/07/2026
New York City, it's hot and air quality today will likely reach unhealthy levels. Take precautions to stay cool and out of harm's way ⬇️
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Head of the Heritage Foundation in July 2024. It’s not like voters weren’t warned.
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Media Matters for America @mmfa.bsky.social
Heritage Foundation president celebrates
Supreme Court presidential immunity ruling:
"We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be"
www.mediamatters.org/project-2025...
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ABER ELECTION
KEVIN ROBERTS
President of The Heritage Foundation
WAR ROOM
PLATFORMS OVER PEOPLE? SCOTUS DECISIONS MAKE SOCIAL MEDIA CENSORSHIP EAS
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Heritage Foundation president celebrates
Supreme Court immunity decision: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution"
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 14/07/2026
I’m sure there will be no horrifying consequences as a result of the Trump regime authorizing the launch of ominously Tolkien-named satellites capable of illuminating 5 to 6 kilometer-wide swaths of the earth at night: www.wired.com/story/reflec...
Equipped with an 18-meter reflector, Eärendil-1 could illuminate areas 5 to 6 kilometers in diameter for brief periods (the mirror satellite's name is a reference to a character from J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings series).
The authorization allows the company to deploy the test satellite at an altitude of about 625 kilometers. Its primary objective is to evaluate the technical feasibility of its ultrathin, highly reflective, film-based reflector.
"We're grateful to the FCC for granting our application to fly our test mission," the company said on social media.
"This ruling is hugely validating for our company and reflects America's leadership in testing innovative space technology."
The US startup argues that this highly controversial technology could have a variety of civilian, commercial, and government applications. These include providing illumination for search-and-rescue operations, supporting critical infrastructure during emergencies, extending productive hours for solar energy facilities, and temporarily lighting remote construction sitesEärendil-1 would be only the beginning. Reflect Orbital envisions operating 50,000 satellites by 2035. And that's just one company. If the initiative succeeds, it could give rise to an entirely new global industry-something that is already keeping many people awake, for now at least figuratively. "Imagine the sky filled with moons," says Tony Tyson, a researcher at UC Davis and chief scientist for the Vera C. Rubin Observatory. Tyson remains skeptical that these satellites will be able to direct reflected light with the precision the startup claims.
During the regulatory review process, the FCC received nearly 2,000 public comments questioning the proposal.
Among its leading critics were the American Astronomical Society, DarkSky International, and the Royal Astronomical Society. These organizations warn about the potential effects such satellites could have on astronomy, nocturnal ecosystems, and aviation safety.Opponents argue that ground-based observatories already have to contend with thousands of satellites in low Earth orbit that interfere with astronomical observations. Even a small number of space-based mirrors could increase light pollution and make observations more difficult, while a future large-scale satellite constellation would radically transform the appearance of the night sky. "For optical astronomy, this is an existential threat, and we hope that the regulators will share that view," said Betty Kioko, institutional affairs officer for the European Southern Observatory, in a statement ahead of the FCC decision.
Some researchers have also raised concerns about possible flashes of reflected light that could affect aircraft pilots, drivers, or wildlife that depends on natural cycles of light and darkness.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
ABC NEWS: ".. Trump's longtime teleprompter operator is believed to have made tens of thousands of dollars by placing bets on that speech and more than a dozen others .." abcnews.com/US/white-hou...
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White House teleprompter operator made more than $100K betting on Trump's speeches: Sources
President Trump's longtime teleprompter operator is believed to have made tens of thousands of dollars by placing bets on the contents of Trump's speeches, sources say.
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This is the kind of insight that could turn you into a more humble public servant or a nihilist, and I think we know which option Graham chose.
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Miami Herald @miamiherald.com · 14/07/2026
NEW: A 28-year-old man died Tuesday morning following an encounter with Immigration and Customs Enforcement and Homeland Security Investigations agents in St. Augustine, marking the third death involving ICE in a week.
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Man dies during immigration encounter in Florida, the third ICE-involved death in a week
Third ICE-involved death in a week confirmed after fatal St. Augustine crash during joint agency operation. National outrage grows over enforcement and deaths
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Rachel Hall-Clifford, PhD, MPH, MSc @rahallclifford.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Chicken broth or even that cloudy water when you boil rice or plantains also works well. What matters more than the solution is how much you take. You need a lot. Constant sips are best. 3/
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Rachel Hall-Clifford, PhD, MPH, MSc @rahallclifford.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Oral rehydration should be with an electrolyte solution, not just water, juice or soda. Pedialyte is optimized. Gatorade is okay. Both can be expensive. You can also make it at home - 1L water, 1 tsp sugar, 1 pinch salt, squeeze of citrus if you have it. This optimizes absorption. 2/
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Elon Musk: SpaceX Will Launch People to Mars in 2024Elon Musk: Giant Rocket Could Take Us to Marks in Just 7 Years - and London in 29 MinutesCan Elon Musk Really Get Us to Mars Within 10 Years?Elon Musk Is Not a Lunatic
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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with
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Glenn Fleishman @glennf.com · 09/07/2026
I think Platner’s failure to formally withdraw from the race shows exactly what happens when someone says no to him.
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 09/07/2026
I went into a fugue state and cartooned my feelings at reading this passage. I have floppy dark hair and round glasses. My head is tilted back, my mouth wide open, steam billowing out of it looking like a smoke stack. Mr Darcy’s words hang prominently around me. 

“In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.”
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I give this mf three weeks tops before he starts doing the right-wing talk show circuit and we see the kinds of 5D pretzel twists by his fans that have heretofore been purely hypothetical thought experiments by the world's most demented scientists
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
the speed at which entitled men who are invading your space and won’t back off go from “what’s up, beautiful” to “wow, fuck you bitch” the minute they are held to even one (1) single boundary is why I am not surprised to see Graham Platner go full Veruca Salt after being denied something
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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hire Gillian! Dean of the critically important ICE Air beat (and a very generous colleague).
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This story keeps getting more evil.
wired.com
Madison Square Garden Kept a List of Gay Celebrities
An MSG database tracked and categorized hundreds of celebs, famous Knicks superfans, and even some of Taylor Swift’s wedding guests. Labels included “LGBTQIA,” “DO NOT HOST,” and low to high “risk.”
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/07/2026
fascinating and horrifying that there's a cohort of creepy guys out there who put sex pest solidarity over partisanship, even if you're not on their team politically you're good in their book as long as you treat women badly enough
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/07/2026
"don't be a rapist" doesn't seem like a particularly high bar to clear, dating history-wise, but thanks for telling on yourself for the ten thousandth time
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