jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 59mDue to circumstances completely in my control I am in Canada 2310
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 7hTugged hard on the sides of my penis and regrew my foreskin instantly 6650
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m just going to the store to the store, I’m just going to the store. You might not see me anymore anymore, I just got a gun from the store 1261
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have taken an edible for the first time in a while and- wait … what was that 3601
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Okay tinashe’s album is digging in my little pussy in ways I wasn’t yet privy to. I have new canals forming in every direction 1574
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Forgot my coffee at home. Who shall I take this out on? Surely it cannot be the one at fault (me) 2270
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have to pee. How can ai help me through this 3290
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Trimming the middle part of my bush so my groin has sideburns 2650
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Party on the way to the party at the cock 0301
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Taking the edible that makes me pure of heart and so so innocent 0420
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026He wanna fuck slayyyter richard we just fuck gayer 0340
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026He wanna fuck slayyyter richard we should fuck later get to my hotel and fuck him off in the fuckalator 1220
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I want sex, money, bitches, and the stickiest weed 421618
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’m at a gay bar and there are gay people here, am I doing something wrong 5991
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Made it back to masters in 5v5 Overwatch :3 something everyone cares a great deal about I’m sure 2330
Reposted by jacob galapagosplease be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Page Six Reports is a beautiful name for a little monster 18221
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Asked my bf what smelled so good and it was just boiling water 121263
Reposted by jacob galapagosWaterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026haha yeah I bet everyone at the RNC is on grindr anyway can you unchain me from this radiator please 1533
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Why is every gay person in Japan. What are they keeping from me there 0230
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026When a hoarder clears out their house are they douching the building ? 1181
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Bill Clit-ton. Does Hillary know about this? 2251
Reposted by jacob galapagosgorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 02/09/2026let's all overdo it today, everyone 1372
Reposted by jacob galapagos2008gayguy.bsky.social @2008gayguy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026casey anthony.... something's not adding up !!! 130196
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Gay guy who doesn’t know the word horny: somethjng fierce is happening to my penis 31247
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 30/08/2026What happens if gay republicans mention drag race around each other do they get killed 1370
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Everyone’s being a slut today I think that’s so fun 3731
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I’ll get so excited to show my bf a new movie then it turns out he’s already seen it and it’s like. Okay what the hell. Remove it from your memory 1400
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 21/08/2026They should add a Protestant character to overwatch 3150
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Chanty beluga homophobic moments [COMPILATION] 0341
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Should I get back into the pokemon card game app im curious but also missing so many packs stresses me the fuck out I’ll never catch up 270
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 16/08/2026High as fuck learning about life in the medieval ages this shit seems tough. Does anyone know if we have to do this at some point 7832
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Got the music from the big walk stuck in my head everything feels whimsical rn 0130
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Only a high of 99 today? Am I supposed to just freeze to death? 1461
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Apparently that story was fake but I stand by this 0301
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Me and my friends would’ve beat dobby to death with hammers I can tell you that much 0786
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 11/08/20269/11 wasn’t planned in a day. Be patient, trust the process 3422
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Btw if you go to the gym on days when I don’t, it doesn’t count 2510
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 08/08/2026It’s fine that you’re all at market days or ptown, someone has to hold it down in glendale az 4810
