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Gamer, dancer, programmer, reader, fan, geek, SJM. He/him/his Often on Twitch at twitch.tv/marcmagus

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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 18h
A demon appeared in the summoning circle. It was wearing pyjamas. "I summoned thee to give me knowled-" "Really?" the demon said. "You have the internet these days, the world's knowledge a click away. Nobody's summoned me in years." "You have all knowledge. Why did I summon thee?" "... oh shit."
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the coolest girl around and I want to be her friend so bad
Girl Scouts a profile pic of a bb goth in a Girl Scout vestgirlscouts What happens when a pet owner doesn't have the information they need to properly care for a reptile?
Gold Award Girl Scout Sicilia saw how a lack of education could impact reptiles and local ecosystems, so she took action. For her #gsGoldAward project, she created educational videos focused on proper bearded dragon care and shared what she learned with younger Girl Scouts through presentations on responsible pet ownership.
By making reliable care information more accessible, Sicilia created a resource that can continue helping reptile owners make informed choices long after her project. *t
Via: @girlscoutssierranevada
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
emulsions… very “enemies-to-lovers”
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Sarah ⚧ ✡︎ @sarahkorse.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
This includes BIRTH CONTROL, by the way. As well as a shitload of mood stabilizers. Do NOT eat "spooky" black foods and snacks. Just don't.
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If one day we want the students of Starfleet Academy to be able to come into the city and continue it's horny legacy long into the future we need to start those transit connections now
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Haze Arquebus @reapthegirlwind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
finally, bugfuck nowhere
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Siobhán @shibbi.me · 27/09/2026
I just got done assigning genders to each of my body parts, and boy are my arms
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marcmagus @marcmagus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
An account with 0 followers 0 following and 88 posts just reposted something I said in a reply containing the word Jewish. This is fine.
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Butlerian Jihadist of House Slytherin @shimminykricket.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
I tell my students every semester that engineering is a ultimately a *people* business. Its the whole point. Understanding that is the key to doing it well at a high level *especially* if you are a tech leader or a product manager.
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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marcmagus @marcmagus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Discussing which rice to have with dinner, Spouse said, "Basmati feels weird with non . . . . . . . Indian food" and I laughed out loud.
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marcmagus @marcmagus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fair
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Inside everyone there are two wolves: One that forgets to do the thing and one that is too tired and decides she forgot to do the thing.
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Darren Ewing @sadknob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"it's WHOOOO, steve." "fuck off." "seriously... it freaks everyone out when you scream 'WHYYYY' at 4am."
a great grey owl on a branch looking slumped over and exasperated. (john blumenkamp)
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
IKEA is releasing a Pallas Cat plush, and they have nailed the expression…
Soft toy cat
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 24/09/2026
Remember, ‘fewer’ is generally used when you’re talking about a smaller number of things that can be counted. Use ‘more’ when you want to indicate a larger number.
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dr. thrasher, an american writer in ex(archia)(xile) @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i actually don't find this moral panic of a story funny bc i can see exactly where it will go: —"intolerent lesbians harm the masculine raw dogging of air" —"controlling bitches" —"disability accomodations = oppression" —"why are transwomen allowed in lesbian bars but not unmasked cis women?"
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 24/09/2026
It’s an absolute nightmare and I cannot stress enough how unhinged people get about it. As part of my work with the community center I organize with Jewish groups who publicly state they support Palestinian freedom, but people still say they won’t attend functions because it’s a Jewish org.
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Brian Jay Jones @brianjayjones.com · 24/09/2026
Jim Henson would have been 90 (yup, you read that right: NINETY) years old today. You can celebrate his life by celebrating creativity, diversity, peace, imagination, and silliness.
A tuxedoed Jim Henson sits in a sea of Muppets.
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 24/09/2026
Dr. Dastard pressed the button. Nothing happened. "I cut the wires," Captain Clever said, "you won't rain death and destruction on the world today." "What? My rockets were going to fetch ice asteroids to crash them into the moon." "Why?" "To make an ocean, to let the moon experience tides too."
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 24/09/2026
I'm disappointed in trucking companies increasing spelling out "transport"/"transportation" in their names, so that they don't have TRANS in big letters on their rigs anymore And this goes double for the cowards at Pride Transport, who were THIS CLOSE to greatness.
A big white truck with Pride Transport on the side
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marcmagus @marcmagus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lucy finds it particularly fulfilling to praise G-d after a meal.
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Beth Andres-Beck @beth4ma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Massachusetts has a very long ballot this November. The last one, question 9, is especially weird. For that is for that one, and only that one, we have to vote “yes” to keep things the way they are.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 24/09/2026
Tweet by merman_melville: Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can confirm ;-;
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In every Kol Nidre service I’ve attended, a rabbi (aware of the long history of antisemites saying this) always points out that the Kol Nidre prayer absolutely does not mean you have moral or legal permission to lie. One might note, eg, that bearing false witness is one of our top ten no-nos.
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marcmagus @marcmagus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What a beautiful box cover.
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Steve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 22/09/2026
A spaceship landed in the park. A door dilated. An alien emerged with a chair, which they sat down on, backwards. "Look," they said, "we're not here, okay? You know why nobody contacts you? Because the write-up would be such a pain." They sighed. "Get your shit together, okay? We know you can."
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the more people you kick out of your club, the smaller your club will be
a venn diagram of four overlapping circles labeled "white," "cishet," "abled," and "christian." the center, where they overlap, is asking "why is everything these days about minorities?"
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marcmagus @marcmagus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This seems incredibly precarious but somehow Bhreacain is fine here.
A sleeping cat on two stacked tuffets. The top one is at a rakish angle, and the cat is significantly to the downslope side, with his butt hanging off the edge. Mysteriously he has not slid off.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You know, a few weeks with an energy-limiting disease will really cure one of this kind of thought process. I have friends for whom taking a shower is genuinely a fucking banner day. I am sometimes them. The assumption of equal capacity sounds egalitarian but is often actually quite discriminatory.
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 23/09/2026
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Retrocomputing is just computing to me
Make sure the kids know that you came by your knowledge of 8 bit computers and token ring networking and modem handshake protocols the old fashioned way, by learning about it when it was new and excit...
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 19/09/2026
When we talk about the costs that LLMs impose on society we should not forget the fact that nothing works anymore because everyone is so scared of getting their shit scraped. I can't even use google scholar from my university or starlink because they send too much traffic.
Google	
Sorry...
We're sorry...

... but your computer or network may be sending automated queries. To protect our users, we can't process your request right now.
See Google Help for more information.
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
is there anyone in game dev that worked harder to wreck their own reputation than jonathan blow
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 21/09/2026
An autistic writer has reportedly been left “frustrated” that they are unable to submit the second draft of the very stupid thing they just said in casual conversation.
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Autistic writer upset they can’t submit second draft of conversation
An autistic writer has reportedly been left “frustrated” that they are unable to submit the second draft of the very stupid thing they just said in casual conversation. Jay Chester, 48, who regularly…
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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Batman: TAS implies the existence of Batman: Any%.
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
❤️
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Night of the Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"unions are like condoms: the more insistent somebody is that you don't need one, the more important it is that you have one"
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Big Dyke Energy @azurebitch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Genuinely one of the hardest-fought pieces of advice from 40+ years of CPTSD, AuDH, closeted transness, and abuse: There are gonna be questions where thinking too hard about them feels like touching a hot stove. The vast majority of the time, your life will be a lot better if you face them.
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marcmagus @marcmagus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Speaking of how I'm Jewish, I'm thinking about finding a local congregation and going to Shabbat semi-regularly. "How long does it take to find a rainbow, 'queer', or 'LGBTQ+' on your website" is a decent first pass filter on a likely fit.
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marcmagus @marcmagus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thing about having moved to Massachusetts: completely blank, confused look when I replied "I can't schedule a call with my doctor for next Monday, it's the holiday"
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Just Kevin @kevinleecaster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Timeline cleaner I had forgotten about this banger.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Politics-watchers have long been exasperated by those with leverage to make things better but who refuse to use that leverage, but my read has been the general public hasn't picked up on this particular problem. Thank you, Ed Sheeran, for your service in educating the normies.
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👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Personally I would not pick this fight with the youtube guy who demonstrates all the ways he can nail you with an arrow at 200 yards using his feet while wearing 12-inch Pleasers, whose wife can also kill you with her bare hands, and has 9 billionteen followers who are all trans women with swords.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 15/09/2026
okay while we’re all having a great time dunking on Ed Sheeran, and don’t let me stop you, but I just wanna pop in quickly and remind everyone that the “redheads don’t have souls” thing comes directly from medieval antisemitism, like directly, so let’s give that a miss. okay carry on
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alebrelle.bsky.social @alebrelle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is 0 percent hyperbole for those of you who don't know the history of fanfic.
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 16/09/2026
A tumblr post by @herwillbedone:

Socially Anxious Breeding Fetish Pirate Philip Oakey: don’t you want me baby?
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