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Ami

@amireal.bsky.social
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If you know Amireal from fandom, that's probably me. Here's my AO3 to be sure: archiveofourown.org/users/amireal

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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Inside everyone there are two wolves: One that forgets to do the thing and one that is too tired and decides she forgot to do the thing.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
You know it’s been A Day when you’re already medicated and in bed for 50 min before your meds alarm goes off.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Life Pro Tip: pair your new Bluetooth device to as many devices as possible BEFORE you put the booklets away in a totally safe space you’ll never forget about in about 3 hours.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Scientific discovery! I have found out, through empirical evidence, that string cheese can indeed go off enough to both mold AND smell like moldy cheese. Unrelated: I have a purse that needs to be run through the washing machine.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
TFW you shove your phone under your chin and realize you must not have closed it first bc suddenly all the icons on your top screen are rearranged.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Unplanned, several hour @archiveofourown.org maintenance?? HOW WILL I INGORE MY TO DO LIST NOW???
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Duolingo’s new outreach campaign feels unnecessarily agressive.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Life pro tip: always try to make sure your eye glasses are a contrasting color to your blanket and/or your linens. This message brought to you by the Association of People With Shitty Eyesight Who’d Shower in the Damn Things if We Could.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Earlier this year @muppetk.bsky.social and I said to our mom that there was a moratorium on hospitals in general until mid to late 2026 or we’d disinherit her. WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE SPECIFIC. This message is brought to you by the person prob driving her to an emergency ortho appt tomorrow.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
A pox upon every single software company that uses big scary error alerts that are designed to drive you to pay for more of their software. While we’re here: a similar pox to companies that disguise their mail to look like Bad Touch Letters from the IRS.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Chocolate pudding makes everything better. This has been a public service announcement.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Today in: SERIOUSLY??? Going through the last box that was clearly packed for the move to THIS house 23 years ago I came across a 2001 YELLOW PAGES. YES A COMPLETE YELLOW PAGES WAS PACKED TO MOVE.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
You know you’re having a Good Day (tm) when you lose track of the conversations you’re having with yourself.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Also bc I’m sure you’re all dying to know: those birthday cards from the late 90s that sang? Can apparently last 25 years when unused.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
My sister’s bat mitzvah invitation is so 80s my hair got bigger just looking at it.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Btw today’s hilarious find while cleaning out my dad’s office: a birthday card from his mother with an (UNDEPOSITED) $100 check. (Written on a check from a JOINT account they were both on!)
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The muppety one @muppetk.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Today’s momusement: Remember the thing where mom mangled her finger at shul a week and a half ago? Today she tells the current shul president: “don’t worry, I’m not going to sue. You’d probably just put me in charge of the fundraiser.”
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Todays most “exciting” discovery while cleaning out my dads office: No less than 10 computer towers.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Things I have found while cleaning out my dad’s office: Installation diskettes for: DOS win3.1 Win6.1 Borland c++ OS2 WARP (yes in diskette form. There’s 14 of them.) WinNT4 Win2000 server (yes in diskette form I believe) AND MY MIDDLE SCHOOL WP5 BACKUP DIRECTORY Also about 7 old cell phones.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
In the name of whoever has to go through your stuff later, pls do not keep 20 year old paperwork that you don’t need. In this day and age of shredders there’s no excuse. Signed, Someone who just shredded several boxes of paper from 2005 and 2005 ALONE.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
In case anyone was wondering, my life is still playing out like the worst sweeps week ever.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Ah that awkward moment when you find your dad’s vintage 8mm porn. With your mom. How’s your afternoon going? (Aggressively tags @muppetk.bsky.social bc if I have to know this so do you. )
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
This is not going to be a good week and considering my last 5 days that’s saying something.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 03/08/2024
The horrifying truth of Harry Potter isn't that Hermione is the JKR self insert... it's that Dolores Umbridge IS.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
Any recommendations for an app for this place? Something that works on iOS and MacOS would be ideal.
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Jack @jackinpogform.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Closing scene from Shawshank where Andy Dufresne (Me) is working on a boat on a beach in Mexico. Red (Old Twitter Mutuals) approaches the boar grinning.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Wow, I waited until I didn't need an invite code AND still got my first choice in name. Nice. So uh HI.
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