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Dapper Dan Man

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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 9h
boy Trump fucked the American auto industry. first he yanks their EV subsidies, leading them to slash production and write off tens of billions in investment, then he jacks up the price of oil by 50%, leading to skyrocketing EV demand going almost entirely to China bc GM et al left the market
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Otto Burr @mikeall.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Brian Fleury I dare you to call another run
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Dapper Dan Man @mapquest360.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Maybe 4th string RB's shouldn't get high leverage carries.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
this fall, consider dressing like the man in gary bunt's paintings
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The entire "we will not have ID" is insane at every law enforcement level unless the objective has fuckall to do with laws
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Must be nice for them to live in literally the best and most grandiose housing the Army has - after also making the Army spend hundreds of thousands in renovations - so they can take advantage of the security that comes with it Meanwhile, the barracks mold continues.
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David Burbach 🇺🇸 @dburbach.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We are doing WHAT? Are we still sanctioning other countries that buy diesel from Russia, those absolute chumps?
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Did Fleury forget AJ Barner exists? Should have been two straight Barnyards
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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The "keep politics out of sports" people pulled off the greatest psyop of my lifetime because they somehow convinced people that ESPN was non-stop politics when it wasn't remotely true and the end result is that ESPN is now more political than it's ever been in its existence.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
All I ask is for political journalists to get merely as angry about this as they did when Obama tried to move Fox News's seat to the second row in the WH briefing room.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if this was in an evangelical movie about the antichrist you'd think it'd be a bit much
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Dapper Dan Man @mapquest360.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Does this game look awful for anyone else? My TV is artifacting so bad the ball just disappears in air.
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Cameron @camorooni.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Dapper Dan Man @mapquest360.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Leonard Williams, certified Wife Guy.
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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the knot in the stomach has returned, Seahawks football dawns.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
For the past two years I've been tracking every bill proposed in state legislatures across the country to figure out what Republican plans for the future are. The answer, based on these 1,182 bills, is that they want to repeal the 20th Century heartlandsignal.com/2026/09/09/b...
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Proof from the states: the right wing attempt to repeal the 20th century – Heartland Signal
Republicans are in Dallas this week making the case that the other side is the extreme one. We read the legislation they introduced in all 50 states and built a searchable record of what we found: 1,1...
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Otto Burr @mikeall.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the approach shot golf swing celly really cements this as the GOAT punt
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"The unpopular President calls upon government regulators of the media to make the bad polls disappear" is a statement that can only possibly describe an authoritarian regime.
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David Burbach 🇺🇸 @dburbach.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Speaking in my personal capacity, what a goddamn embarrassment
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Dapper Dan Man @mapquest360.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Myers caught the Blair Walsh disease uh oh.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
In which @kenjennings.bsky.social captures the essence of Mariners fandom in 50 seconds
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Scott Spratt @scottspratt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Jed York:
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/08/2026
“According to our trials, squinting your eyes and dramatically stating, ‘Hey dickbreath, suck on this,’ produced a dramatic surge in overall ballistic capacity,” said the study’s lead author
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Study: Explosive Power Of Rocket Launcher Increased 35% By Shouting 'Suck On This'
BALTIMORE—Calling the study’s findings “revolutionary” for anyone currently staring down a henchman or terrorist, a study from Johns Hopkins University published Thursday found that the explosive powe...
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Natalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
the american paradox
truck that says "puritan bakery best buns in town"
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Christopher Nolan has gone TOO FAR with this woke casting.
Wishbone the Jack Russell Terrier as Odysseus.
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Professa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The fact that VP JD Vance and Richard Grenell went to Romania—on behalf of the Trump Administration— to advocate for Andrew and Tristan Tate, who by all accounts, were rapists running a coercive sex ring, then permitted them to come to Florida, should be a crazy, crazy scandal.
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David Burbach 🇺🇸 @dburbach.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I have long joked, only half joked really, that US immigration policy should be to strip mine the world for talent. And that's about what it was!
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Yet another Kalshi offering that serves no legitimate economic purpose. It's not possible to make a rational bet on this without material non-public information. It's a market solely for fraud by both regulators and corporate insiders, and everyone connected to it in any way should go to prison.
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Kalshi Will Offer Sports-Style Betting on Drug Trial Results
Kalshi Inc. is expanding in biotechnology by offering wagers on the outcomes of clinical trials and regulatory decisions, giving traders a more direct way to bet on key industry catalysts.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'd like to see someone start making the case for actual military discipline. Like, soldiers are supposed to follow orders and comport themselves professionally. Letting them just do whatever they want probably isn't great when it's time for combat.
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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Just what I want to hear about the people whose salaries I pay.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If we had even a halfway functional democracy this guy would be removed from office within 48 hours for withholding disaster aid to punish opposition strongholds. Unreal.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Business idea: algorithmic-style Dynamic Pricing at restaurants. You can get French onion soup for $1.75 when it's really hot out, but a tomato salad costs $57 in August. Everyone hates it; Softbank has already contributed $150m in funding just off the concept.
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND
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Seattle Seahawks @seahawks-bot.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Throwback to John Madden’s iconic commentary 🌭
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
"we do six Watergates before lunch every day"
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The chuds thought they were electing the master architect of a thousand year fascist regime. Instead they got a whiney, vapid, failed interior decorator obsessed with making everything around him look like a Miami country club circa 1989.
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Know what TV show actually wouldn’t get made today? The Twilight Zone. Half of these fuckin’ episodes are about fascism.
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Jonathan Howard @joho.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Kennedy is upset that an anti-vaxx paper has been retracted. Here is the author of that paper.
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
FUCK YOU SPAIN I WILL NEVER USE VOSOTROS
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Micah @rincewind.run · 12/06/2026
a little on the nose for capitalism that the world’s first trillionaire is a nazi conman
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Michael Clemens @mclem.org · 05/06/2026
Here is a definitive summary, by a group of Conservative jurists with integrity, of the facts in those 64 cases against our 2020 elections. The cases were a numb, cynical train wreck of falsehoods. Every judge threw them out of every court. Sixty four times. —> lostnotstolen.org
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Tim Murphy @timothypmurphy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
maybe the weakest speaker in american history, reduced to spending his final months in the office dancing for spencer fucking pratt. soft.
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