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Corky Kneivel

@corkykneivel.bsky.social
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Comedy, Seahawks, Whining every week it's mystery meat, seaweed stewed

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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 2h
Grant & I ponder why interceptions are now Meatball Subs youtube.com/shorts/vvehT...
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Meatball Subs #nfl #seahawks #12s #seattleseahawks
YouTube video by Corky Kneivel
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 6h
Just found out about music. Not sure where to start listening though.
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 3h
Our town just voted out Flock cameras. Now cops have to pay for their own dating apps.
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 3h
And he has a mouth like a sheepshead fish
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 7h
Seahawks should have Daejon Love raise the 12 flag this week
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 8h
Straight outta Stockholm! A neutrino detector named IceCube From a place in far southern latitude I dig to hell, I got a Nobel Print the data, you know it's a bombshell
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I’m feeling il [sic].
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 8h
I watched ONE clip of an SNL Sebastian Manascalco impression & now my YouTube algorithm is feeding me nothing but his unfunny overexaggerated complaints about service industry workers.
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 19h
Goku cooked here
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 20h
Wait...they scored afuckinggain?
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 21h
guaranteed 15 Jute Rugs in every box
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Some days I am all "gather ye rosebuds while ye may" and other days I'm pure "the paths of glory lead but to the grave"
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
thinking about this today for no real reason
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"When you saw only one set of footprints...that's when I snuck off for a high impact bicep sesh, bro. Sigma mindset to just casually walk on a beach all day." - Jesus
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[experiencing a level of resentment i didn't think possible, trembling with anger, barely able to speak] yeah man no worries
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kinda ironic this stolen clip is from the Sacramento Punch Line & the next governor of California is a certified shill for the very tech oligarchs being discussed
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Spooky Sammi Skeletons @froondingloom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they're loving you tenderly in the QRTs and you lowkey deserve it
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fuckfuckfuck not Leo
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not gonna happen for Mike Morris. He's too slow and can't tackle
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
49ers player just twisted a Broncos WR leg around
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Saw it coming the moment they passed on the FG
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Eagles gonna blow this
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oof Bad Geno today
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Grant & I discuss the issues facing the Kelce Family's NFL Sunday Ticket disaster
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ed Sheeran gonna give himself bangs over this
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mornin'
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[Julian Casablancas 12:51 voice] We could go and get forties We're now the face of the party Oh, really, the vote is a ways out? Won't see us campaign with Liz Cheney
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says 15 miles to the...
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
high schoolers in france have more grit and bravery than our entire country
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I do wonder if there are any ex AFC North coaches acting as Minecraft Building Inspectors just to cause delays in Mike Tomlin's building projects. Like they can't let the rivalry die. I could see Marvin Lewis doing that.
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If your nozzle isn’t assembled by disabled US veterans, you can shove it up your ass
The Big Shot Super Nozzle “assembled by disabled US veterans”
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Chris (Super Bowl LX enthusiast) @30acrefortress.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As good a time as any to bring this up... I wrote a silly kids Christmas book/poem thing and haven't tried releasing it anywhere bc i won't do the AI art thing, but it also is almost certainly not going to make money. Any illustrators out there who want a 50/50 cut of probably $0?
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy Friday Everybody! Why are you still using Twitter?
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what did DOOM know and when did DOOM know it?
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Profiles in 'I Think He Almost Was Gonna Do Something'
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I talked Steelers vs. Browns with my good friend Steelers Coreen on the latest Seahawks Sickos. We also discussed Mike Tomlin's Minecraft Mastery and gameday superstitions. youtu.be/Kgyo2SKvKW0?...
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Seahawks Sickos episode 5 - Steelers vs Browns
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(Screams From The) Burning Ambulance @burningambulance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dune 3: You Should Have Someone Take A Look At That
Poster for Dune Part Three depicting a phallic object with an unsightly bulge on one side
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is rad
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i'm pretty mainstream
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm watching the Mike Tomlin Minecraft world walkthrough and my mind is fucking blown. I love how into showing off his world he is youtu.be/_h_pQ1-5iQg?...
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EP 1: ROOFTOPS, PENTHOUSES, AND URBAN LIVING
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
why? what happened?
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 30/09/2026
second verse. please lift the curse.
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HOW WAS THIS A MONTH AGO? It's cliche, and get's said every month, but September really flew by
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Looked at Google Earth & saw a Blue Lives Matter flag hanging outside the house where I grew up. 2026 version of "you can never go home again"
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Kid Sprays in the Picture (2026)
The tannest Hollywood man you ever seen
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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
why are you people already using halloween profiles i haven’t even taken down my 9/11 decorations yet
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