Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Fill tea urn ✔️ Hang up ‘do not touch’ signs ✔️ Ensure visitors do not see naked zombies ✔️ 0100
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 21/07/2026This is just to say I have eaten the plums That were in the fridge They were alright 1132
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I find them very cute. Here’s one on my neighbour’s roof. It’s a terrifying time when all they can do is run and not fly 010
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Saw this at a Specsavers in town yesterday. They just can’t handle the idea of a seagull with spectacles. Let him in you cowards 371
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Enjoying Widow’s Bay but the cinematography is so limited 030
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Been encountering some great captions lately 011
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I like to think this dog is practicing gratitude. 162
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 10/05/2026First outdoor ice cream of the year yesterday. It was an Oyster and this was the setting 040
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Imagine being the sort of degenerate who doesn’t clean out the grate & also does not leave one match in the box, what’s wrong with you (also you’re no match for my ingenuity, I used the toaster & didn’t even die) 030
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 22/04/2026The sun has decided to take vengeance on Glasgow for some reason, idk, it’s blasting 100,000 lux into my retinas 010
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 22/04/2026It was pretty cool! I got some sun even. There for work 110
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Saw some good boys today. Told them so. 151
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Not to my knowledge, and yet it’s still on the TV 100
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Search your camera roll for the word ‘Hell’. 030
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 15/03/2026I’ve lived in my flat for three and a half years and for the whole of that time, wished i had a table for my tea beside me. Despite having a table that I could put beside me. Today I put it beside me. 2120
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 06/03/2026There’s a particular type of rage in my heart that I keep for comments like this (on a sweet story about a deer getting out of a ravine because volunteers built steps for him, & how he reunited with his herd) 100
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Saw a sea creature today (it was dead RIP) ((but it was cool)) 260
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Should I start wearing the fruit necklaces that I used to make out of Fimo as a child Y/Y 150
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Can’t think why the Gravy flavoured mayonnaise didn’t sell 221
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 05/01/2026There are still pudding bargains to be had, for those that love pudding (£1.49) 230
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 30/12/2025This Christmas tree is begging for a merciful death 161
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 28/12/2025This is why I don’t want your stupid AI search, Google 120
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Car hire companies: we’ve gone ahead and given you a wee upgrade from the economy mini you booked, is that okay? The upgrade: 180
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Genuinely sad to see this as he was the Car Dad of my youth, but also genuinely in awe of his kids’ names 46116
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Zombie archery, because your children need to prepare for our post-apocalyptic future 030
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 24/09/2025What is the point of this increasingly prevalent trend? Am I going to be going into this Tesco Express in 2075 being like “ahh what a lovely traditional Tesco, it’s just like buying a sandwich back in the ‘20s” 131
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 20/09/2025A lovely piece about, amongst other things, people not truly understanding grief. I was devastated when my grandmother died - maybe partially because many people seemed to sort of think I wouldn’t be that bothered, due to her being old. 121
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 12/08/2025I wonder how many times in the course of history this thing has been invented (the ball thrower, not the dog) 141
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Just feels like you’re reminding my my cat’s dead and trying to make me get a more alive one 120
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 29/06/2025I had to book a first class ticket on the train from Belfast to Dublin and my goodness, they’re really hard selling the benefits 350
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 22/05/2025I just don’t want a clock in my mirror in the same way I don’t want a fish driving my Uber 010
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Omg creepy, the ghost of Christmas past is here 000
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Then they bring out their phones because they get a text and it’s like this 040
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Very disturbing for some reason to be watching a film that looks like it is set today and they open up their computer & it looks like this 240
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 05/03/2025I just strongly feel like these are similar energies somehow 000
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 03/03/2025After nearly 4 noble years, today they finally caught me & made me have a Smart Meter. And now. Look at this nonsense. I don’t WANT to know how EXPENSIVE staying ALIVE IS 520
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Very pointed of my phone on this, the day of my birth 320
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Vital I kept this book from my childhood in the 1960s so the youth know what a Betamax is 100
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Humbly submitting this to be our new national symbol 130
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 25/12/2024It appears as if you are in some need of assistance 020
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 24/12/2024The chances of the robin in my parents’ kitchen killing you are low, but never zero 230
