Reposted by Mama SenpaiMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 09/07/2026He fell asleep in a meeting with Turkish President Erdogan, referred to Iran as the "Islamic Republic of Japan", TikTok as "Tic Tac", President Zelensky as "President Putin" & once again demanded the U.S. be given control of Greenland. He's much less dangerous while sleeping than when he's awake. 💤 1352307638440
Reposted by Mama SenpaiCraig Pittman @craigtimes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Opinion: The nation's biggest Pride display may be the UFC fighting cage set up on the White House lawn. 1nadinesmith.substack.com/p/laurels-an... via @nadinesmith.bsky.social1nadinesmith.substack.comLaurels and Sugar DaddiesOn wrestling's homoerotic origins, sex trafficking, and the 92-foot Pride installation on the South Lawn. 37713
Reposted by Mama SenpaiBrant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Absolutely 💯 Agree… “BOOING THE PRESIDENT OF OUR COUNTRY DURING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IS NOT APPROPRIATE.….WE SHOULD ALSO BE BOOING HIM DURING PRESS CONFERENCES AND WHEN HE'S GOLFING. DO BETTER.” 368153192985
Reposted by Mama SenpaiContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026In Japan, a gorilla 🦍 named Kiyomasa got into trouble with his mate. She kicked him out of their enclosure at the zoo, and he was later spotted sitting alone, seemingly thinking now what 40862131095
Reposted by Mama SenpaiLXXXVI XLVII NOW! @lxxxvi-xlvii-now.bsky.social · 28/05/2026So, apparently you can alter history. At least you can try. 421146945132
Reposted by Mama SenpaiRick Paisano @sicilianrick.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche admitted that the DOJ excluded all images showing “death, physical abuse, or injury” from the Epstein files release. DEATH? The truth is probably far worse than anyone can imagine. Blanche needs to be prosecuted as well. 38899503653
Reposted by Mama Senpaiitsmab.bsky.social @itsmab.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Because yeah, he couldn’t have done that. 1793242056141
Reposted by Mama SenpaiAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 14/05/2026This is pretty amazing. 54582722656
Reposted by Mama SenpaiMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 14/05/2026The owner didn't need to speak; the dog handled the entire situation Original post 230103451349
Reposted by Mama SenpaiScott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Seven ICE agents surrounded four workers without a warrant or legal authority. The workers called a local sanctuary hotline, advocates came running. ICE left empty-handed. Hit ❤️ if you love seeing everyday people stand up & win. Read the incredible story here: www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/thirty-six... 216105081950
Reposted by Mama SenpaiMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Gas Pump: Do you want a receipt? Me: No, I'd rather forget this whole experience. 1455615644
Reposted by Mama SenpaiAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/05/2026BURGUM: When the sun goes down, solar produces zero electricity HUFFMAN: I want to enter into the record this amazing new technology that apparently the secretary is unaware of -- it's a battery 24283824710132
Reposted by Mama SenpaiSkye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 11/05/2026John Oliver on the Supreme Court: "It was a 6-3 decision in the case of White People vs. Everybody — and you’ll never guess who they ruled in favor of” 8964642068
Reposted by Mama SenpaiJohn Paul @johnpaulhi.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Dog owners: oh I prepped for months to adopt! Cat owners: I found him in the trash 2697077696
Reposted by Mama Senpaionion person @junlper.beer · 06/05/2026funniest thing i’ve ever seen 433241445347
Reposted by Mama SenpaiMimirTheRememberer @mimirtherememberer.bsky.social · 06/05/2026. Here's just one example of how Democrat Katie Porter with her whiteboard makes what she's talking about easy for us to understand: This one is an example about hardworking Americans' pathetic wages. DEMOCRAT KATIE PORTER for CALIFORNIA'S NEXT GOVERNOR! 216153
Reposted by Mama SenpaiAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 05/05/2026Codifying Roe, passing the John Lewis Voting Rights Act, and holding members of this administration criminally accountable are important goals, but none of it sticks without Supreme Court reform. 551182874265
Reposted by Mama SenpaiGwyllm Llwydd @gwyllm.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Possum Mom Doing her Best! 427102741424
Reposted by Mama SenpaiAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/05/2026We went from "armed gunman mere seconds away from shooting the president is killed by Secret Service" to "guy with a shotgun falls down on a different floor well outside the entrance of the ballroom and we can't find the bullets because that just happens sometimes" awfully fast. 617213255763
Reposted by Mama SenpaiChuck Lauria @demochas.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Letting men decide about women's health care is like letting your dog make decisions about your car because he likes to ride in it sometimes. 22995592423
Reposted by Mama SenpaiMar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Chinese researchers have created a bamboo-based plastic as strong as petroleum-based plastics, which can fully biodegrade in soil in just 2 months phys.org/news/2025-10...phys.orgBamboo-based plastic can be made to biodegrade quickly, but still holds up in tough conditionsA new method to produce strong, biodegradable plastic from bamboo is reported in Nature Communications this week. The bioplastic resembles oil-based plastics in strength, shapability, and thermal stab... 285146754444
Reposted by Mama SenpaiDr Lisa 🇰🇳🇨🇦🏳️🌈❤️🧘🏽♀️🎸🏝💃🏽🛸🐸✊🏽🕉☯️⚧️☮️ @xitter-refugee.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Hmmmm. Biden's dog knew the SS was dirty. Trust your animals. These cops are useless. Keystone Cops. 🤣 youtube.com/watch?v=b3wb...youtube.comPolice DOG ID’d The Correspondents Dinner Shooter & Cop Ignored It! w/ Neil OliverYouTube video by The Jimmy Dore Show 2135
Reposted by Mama SenpaiHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 29/04/2026There are four black SUVs parked outside my house because I dropped my fries 🍟 at McDonald’s. 45499302095
Reposted by Mama SenpaiCitizen X @mayoubhappy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam. 3472852810861
Reposted by Mama SenpaiAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 28/04/2026Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us. 10772000910107
Reposted by Mama SenpaiJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 27/04/2026THERAPIST: and what do we do with those negative emotions when they get to be too much? ME: put them in my feelings wallet so I can buy books and cheese with them THERAPIST: what? ME: what? 291351147
Reposted by Mama SenpaiD. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 27/04/2026📌Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during this two terms. I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch. 8814336011612
Reposted by Mama SenpaiMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 26/04/2026Former FBI agent Dan Brunner: From what we saw, the suspect wasn’t even close to breaching security. He still would have had to go down two flights of stairs and get through additional secured doors. He didn’t even reach the magnetometers before being stopped. 400125314108
Reposted by Mama SenpaiOrkney Library & Archive @orkneylibrary.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Today is #NationalPenguinDay so we're remembering that time we made a Penguin out of Penguin Books. It's a Penguin Penguin. 🐧 11069001082
Reposted by Mama SenpaiJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 24/04/2026This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today. 38514154316665
Reposted by Mama Senpai💙🪄 Keep Rising 🪄💙 @keeprising.bsky.social · 24/04/2026💖 cats just wanna have fun 💛💙🩷🤎 #caturday 💛💚🩷💜 423106431973
Reposted by Mama SenpaiMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 24/04/2026With so much awful news, here is something to brighten your day: 1779190413796
Reposted by Mama SenpaiMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 20/04/2026How tragic that you could publish, then re-publish, then re-publish, then re-publish, then re-publish a cartoon like this over and over again... 297132074372
Reposted by Mama SenpaiWoman in the Moon @sassykadik.bsky.social · 12/04/2026If Melania wants to come out and give us the dirt on Epstein and her husband, I promise to watch her movie. 4638418976
Reposted by Mama SenpaiDarth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Iran: We will blockade the straits of Hormuz if you attack us. Donald: No, WE will blockade the straits of Hormuz unless you surrender to us. Iran: Ok. That might save us some trouble tbh. 1333332659
Reposted by Mama SenpaiBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/04/2026A small child just asked me if dogs were smart and I said they were but not as smart as dolphins and he said “dolphins are equal to us, except they don’t pay taxes” so I think this kid is a libertarian 472355151
Reposted by Mama SenpaiJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I know it’s crazy, but as an alternative, White House staffers could simply choose not to commit any crimes. 1083124423785
Reposted by Mama SenpaiDigital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Female octopuses throw rocks at males that bother them, documented in Octopus tetricus 81995622143
Reposted by Mama SenpaiEric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 09/04/2026ICE agents shot another driver -- on Tues. He had just asked to call his wife. They shot him six times. One bullet his jaw. Now he can't speak and has been mostly unconscious. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/09/u...nytimes.comVictim in ICE Shooting Suffered at Least Six Wounds, His Lawyer Says 39785865385
Reposted by Mama SenpaiAnti-Trumpism @forabettertomorrow.bsky.social · 09/04/2026From a post: “Told my wife to have dinner ready by 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization. So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.” 279128962936
Reposted by Mama SenpaiGeorge Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Happy War Crimes Day to all who celebrate. 1111191624136
Reposted by Mama Senpaiwww.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 04/04/2026What a moron. He could've had waffles teleported right to his home for free! 224011
Reposted by Mama SenpaiJennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Dan Rather represents an era when journalism wasn't as polarized into political groups. I miss those days. 😭 412221704907
Reposted by Mama SenpaiCharlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Rightwing dudes: "Women shouldn't be in leadership. Women shouldn't vote. They're not rational like men." Also, somehow, rightwing dudes: "The hand of God teleported me to a Waffle House." 9292191760
