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Maht

@maht.bsky.social
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Creative type. Humanist. Occasionally funny.

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Molly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 01/10/2026
Facebook is a hot mess of garbage that I only still have for very stupid reasons, but every so often it serves up something beautiful. I will probably never be anywhere near this coffee shop, but if I were, I would throw money at them
A facebook post from Caffe Lucca - which appears to be in Halifax - that reads "We don't use AI for anything, but we don't want to be left behind with so many restaurants churning out slick flyers. Here's our best made-by-humans approximation." The image shows a white person with short hair holding three paper coffee cups in about four hands. The fingers are all weird and the images have been pasted together badly. Down the left side of the image, a series of paper coffee cup sleeves have been written on. They say "coffee!" and "hurry!" and "cud" among other somewhat random and repetitive words.
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Maht @maht.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These captchas keep getting weirder, but at least this one looks cool.
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Maht @maht.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A few faves (because I didn’t just want to just name one) In the Mood For Love Sanjuro Decision to Leave The Secret Agent Daisies House
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Maht @maht.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Probably pretty low on the list, but how do you misspell “Kool Aid?”
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
TL cleanse with Little Richard doing a fire cover of "Rubber Duckie." www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWCE...
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Sesame Street: Little Richard Sings Rubber Duckie
YouTube video by Sesame Street
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
he's so out of touch with reality it's almost funny. people can't afford food or driving to work, but yeah. let's pretend we'll all have a world-burning privacy violation machine in 5 years 🙄
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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David Kaib @davidkaib.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Realizing that all AI stories are like cop stories, acting like the people are passive and the bullet has agency.
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i'm on the
a light blue colored ford cargo van from like the 1980s with "Depressed Express" written in orange hippie-ish cursive on the side. near the bottom is "VROOM and GLOOM" in pink and around the gas tank is written "out of gas & out of sorts"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy 90th birthday to Jim Henson. This ongoing thread celebrates him in the best way I can muster - By celebrating his art and its craft, spirit, and legacy…
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
guys i fucking love it when i have to pull out my chicago manual of style
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Annie Zaleski @anniezaleski.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wake up, babe, Liz Phair and Sleater-Kinney covered Elastica's "Connection" last night. youtu.be/oAnYhz0N9Y4?...
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Liz Phair & Sleater Kinney "Connection" (Elastica Cover) LIVE | Boston, MA | September 21, 2026
YouTube video by Concerts Hub
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Maht @maht.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
THE MAN WITH TWO BRAINS (1983, dir. Carl Reiner)
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Maht @maht.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Increasingly convinced this is the only good use of the internet.
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Maht @maht.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Beautiful music is sometimes destroyed by its own cultural legacy.
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Maht @maht.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You can just make some nachos in the middle of the day. You don’t even get in trouble.
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Amal El-Mohtar @amalelmohtar.com · 21/09/2026
just been getting a lot of small reliable pleasures from word & logic puzzles lately & figure others may also Shuffalo, 0m 43s 🟡🟡🟡🟡 🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡 🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡 🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡 🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 www.newyorker.com/puzzles-and-...
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Play Shuffalo: Monday, September 21, 2026
Can you make a longer word with each new letter?
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Maht @maht.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just wish the poster had included a picture of one of the wigs, instead of this seemingly unrelated picture of Cindy from The Brady Bunch.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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Maht @maht.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I guess if I had to sum up my frustration with the Democratic Party in 2026, a big chunk of it would be how angry they aren’t.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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Maht @maht.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ugly company to move into ugliest building in the city, make it uglier.
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Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Please enjoy my latest bit, which I think is very funny
A Snapchat of the most beautiful woman in the world frowning offscreen. The caption reads "But I don't want to share a high-level summary to loop everyone in on strategic priorities, I want to train an octopus to help me rob an art museum"A Snapchat of the most beautiful woman in the world frowning offscreen. The caption reads "But I don't want to touch base on quarterly pacesetting goals, I want to fight God"A Snapchat of the most beautiful woman in the world frowning offscreen. The caption reads "But I don't want to coordinate east coast deliverables, I want to take a nap inside a hollow log"A Snapchat of the most beautiful woman in the world frowning offscreen. The caption reads "But I don't want to circle up to touch base on key initiatives to move the ball forward, I want to set a data center on fire."
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 16/09/2026
omg look what I found in the yard
An adorable pink and cream caterpillar crawling up a stalk of indigo salvia - creeping toward a snack.
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Stop being nice to other people and an asshole to yourself.
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Maht @maht.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Love to be validated online.
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Bebe Neuwirth (she/her) @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
omg
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Maht @maht.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The ChicagoContemporaryPaintedBrickwork account furiously posts flooring from the foyer of a medical office building in retaliation.
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Maht @maht.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Eggles (1970s hitmakers whose lineup included Don HenLay and Glen Fry)
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Maria Popova @mariapopova.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Final fortnight to enter the ceramics and serpentine birdworld raffle, at the link (where you'll also find the very personal story of how I came to make these in getting over heartbreak): www.themarginalian.org/2026/07/27/s...
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Evan Torner @guyintheblackhat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Day 261 #MusicVideoTime youtu.be/8JGBNkLM9_8?...
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Sonic Youth - Bull In The Heather
YouTube video by SonicYouthVEVO
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Maht @maht.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make a band edible: The Rolling Scones
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Legendary author, activist, poet, and scholar Amiri Baraka was the Poet Laureate of New Jersey on 9-11 2001. He was subsequently fired after 9-11 for a controversial poem he wrote. 25 years out....I believe it's worth revisiting genius.com/Amiri-baraka...
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Amiri Baraka – Somebody Blew Up America
“Somebody Blew Up America” is a poem by the late African-American poet Amiri Baraka (1934-2014), born Everett LeRoi Jones. Written in 2001 in the wake of the September 11th
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10/09/2026
You know, when you find out that the art you like is made by people you've learned hold views you find wholly repugnant, I don't think you need to disavow ever having enjoyed the art. It's okay to acknowledge you liked or loved that art, but are now putting it aside. That was then, this is now.
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dawn of the debb @handle.invalid · 10/09/2026
oh my god everybody WAS kung fu fighting
a little frog fighting a small alligator?
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
capyberus
painting of a three-headed capybara with a spiked collar on a warm-colored background
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl wakes up in bed. Groggily, she says, “ugh… did I put the snacks away?” Panel 2: upon entering her kitchen, she discovers two human-sized cockroaches wearing bathrobes making themselves at home. One is using her coffee maker and the other is sipping coffee from a mug that reads “Best Granddaughter”. There is an open bag of nacho cheese chips on the counter.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
if you're in the us open, it seems like there'd be nothing stopping you from just reaching out there and grabbing the serve instead of returning it and running away. like i get it, it would probably destroy your career, but still. free tennis ball
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Maht @maht.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Genuinely not the silliest thing I have tried! Thanks in advance, Jelly!
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If cats didn’t domesticate themselves then explain the meow in homeowner
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Maht @maht.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’d like to report a murder, etc.
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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
the fucking gall of Alvin to name his band ‘Alvin and the chipmunks’. As if he’s not a fucking chipmunk too
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What’s the Wile E Coyote ACME death that gets you every time? Here’s mine
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Wile E Coyote's Cliff Catapult Fail
Alt: Wile E Coyote's helmet with a wheel on the top that he can ride down a wire while balancing upside down to catch the Road Runner: it will go wrong in any number of ways but instead the wire just snaps
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Maht @maht.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Everything is shittier and more expensive is THE business model for our times, and can’t possibly have any repercussions down the road. Super sustainable, too!
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Maht @maht.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Post a picture of you from another era Title: “Tie Learning”
A boy in a sweater vest wearing a tie in what I think is my grandparents’ house on the same day my step-grandfather taught me to tie a tie.
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Maht @maht.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Neil Young’s first record contract was with Motown, as part of the Mynah Birds, a band fronted by Rick James. They recorded a handful of songs, but James was AWOL from the army and arrested, so Young drifted to California and joined Buffalo Springfield. youtu.be/3EV4_oL-KiY
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Mynah Birds "Its My Time"
YouTube video by wes170
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Maht @maht.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Smeagol/Gollum from Lord of the Rings
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Maht @maht.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I told this Fozzie Bear in my office that ACAB unfortunately includes him, and he said “of course it does, but thank you for saying it.” So then I asked him what he thinks ACAB means and he said “all comedians are bears.”
A blue shelf on a light yellow wall, with an action figure of Fozzie Bear dressed as a beat cop.
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