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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Lotsa driving licenses out there and not nearly enough parking licenses, it’s like yall have never seen a rectangle before
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Bella cool GRRiginal 🦝 @bellatrellia.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Sorrryyyy this reminded me of something horrible that has nothing to do with you so I'm going to be so weird and isolate myself about it 💖
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Back on my bullshit (meds)
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I don’t want to bring a +1 to the function, I want a -1, like I want to be able to send somebody I don’t like home
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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Good morning 🌞
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Kiku @ SPX W15A @kikuhughes.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
staying off social media so i dont get angry and then reading the newspaper and getting so angry
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Anyone who says I never finish what i start has obviously never been in the same room as me and snacks
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I know we all inhabit history but I would prefer to be living in an era that gets a few lines in the book and not multiple chapters
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 17/07/2025
Live your life so you do not have to fear being on the Jumbotron
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Coffee isn't enough to wake me up anymore I need something weird on the bottom of the ocean to touch my foot
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🪷MsGrumpyBunny🪷 @msgrumpybunny.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Bright orange and pink peony flowers with green leaves over blue in the background. Beige box with black text in center 

“May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and
farm workers.”
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
OFFICER (pulling me over): I noticed you weren’t paying attention to the road, were you texting? ME (deftly sliding a half-eaten rotisserie chicken under my seat): definitely yes
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Katie @rebelrouser1962.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Yea! Where are the woodland creatures?
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Jesse // BABA @floorbaba.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Life is short flirt with friends
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God @thegodshow.com · 05/07/2025
Thou shalt boycott Florida.
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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I need this book! Lol 😅🤣😂
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I’m way too needy for someone who wants to be left alone
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chuck 🐦💐 @chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞
a drawing of a pigeon holding a $20 bill in its beak. the background is a bunch of dollars. purple text says "yeah can i get a uhhhhhhhhh crumb"a photo of a pigeon holding a $20 bill in its beak
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Meg Mindlin @invertebabe.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Really not enjoying feeling like I’m in the plot of a science fiction book all the time
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✠ 𝐃𝐨𝐜 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧 - 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇨🇦 🇬🇱 🖇️ 𝟾𝟼𝟺𝟽 @unauthorizedbeast.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
No lie detected
Billionaires are leeches
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
There should be an app that lets people who love pickles know when there's a non-pickle person nearby who has one up for grabs
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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
IDK who needs to hear this but your ex is ruining somebody else’s life now. You’re all good
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Besieged! Postcard from my collection, unsent, photo copyright 1902.
Black and white photo of two longhaired cats snuggled in a basket lying on its side on a carpet. They are looking brightly up and to the right as if someone is waving a toy or something. Text as the bottom says “besieged”.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
If you love libraries, tell us why and repost this!
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Dr. Allison Wiltz @allyfromnola.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
"If peace means being complacently adjusted to a deadening status quo, I don't want peace. If peace means keeping my mouth shut in the midst of injustice and evil, I don't want it. Peace is not simply the absence of conflict, but the existence of justice for all people.” -MLK
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I’m white, but not dances like Katy Perry white.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I once heard somebody say that Lucky Charms are just proof of how much dry cat food children are willing to eat to get half a handful of marshmallows and I think about that a lot
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Bria LaVorgna @chaosbria.com · 24/04/2025
Friendly reminder to support your local independent bookstore this weekend! A slightly less friendly reminder to just not buy books from Am*zon at all.
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Autistic Adam @autisticadam.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
The autistic experience of feeling like no matter what you're always In trouble with somebody.
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Andrew Fear 🎃 @andrewfleer.com · 22/04/2025
men cannot resist her siren song
The Costco food court
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gemma 🥚 💍 @sleeplessviolet.swifties.social · 22/04/2025
reminder that rest is productive because your body needs it
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
It's possible the increased incidence of autism in recent years has something to do with how we are less likely to beat children with sticks when they display some unusual behavior or developmental trajectory
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Vincent uses they/them pronouns 🐸 @v-e-tirado.com · 22/04/2025
ppl on tiktok are going "omg we're about to have an art renaissance like in the 1920s, music and stories are gonna be great" girl how 😭 you already don't support the artists that we have right now and most of yall are using chatgpt and devaluing actual human-made artwork.
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Rick Wilson @therickwilson.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Seeing a lot of "RFK IS Wrong About Autism" headlines. Well, duh. Strike the word "austism" and replace it with "everything" and it saves time.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
It's time to start reminding people: LILIES ARE DEADLY FOR CATS. The leaves, the petals, the stem, even drinking a bit of vase water or licking a few grains of pollen from their fur can cause fatal kidney failure. ⚠️ www.fda.gov/animal-veter...
Color photo of a white lily blossom, overlaid with a black skull and cross bones and text that reads “no lilies for kitties”.
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Jen The Ripper 🔪🩸 @jenbunnee.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I should not have to make sure I’m actually reading an Onion headline when I am scrolling but this is the timeline we live in.
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Feel like it’s just me and my tits against the world these days
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
*slaps roof of skull* yeah actually this brain can't hold that many songs. the last entry was the fame monster (2009)
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
News flash
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Smooshed tater tot. Photo from my collection, 1924.
Black and white photo of a young white boy with blonde hair, posing for the camera with a smile. In his arms is a poofy white kitten which doesn’t look like it is enjoying this at all.
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 20/03/2025
All I wanted was for the government to invest in rail travel. 😥😥😥
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
them: you never age, what's your secret? me: actually, i've just been kind of sad and eating a lot of toast them: maybe it's your lipgloss? me: that's butter
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𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚌𝚑 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝙸𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚜 @churchstreetimages.com · 15/03/2025
I don't know about anybody else but I feel flat. Not bad but most certainly not good either. I'm gonna disappear into the woods tomorrow and not come back till my camera is full of things to flood this place with next week. What does an artist do when things are tough? Make art! And so should you.
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 13/03/2025
Unpopular opinion: I think all CrossFit gyms should be renamed Croissant Fit and people should exercise by kneading dough to make croissants for me to eat
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SubRosa )✿( Magick (chat to book a reading) @subrosamagick.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Damn straight!
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
(post-apocalypse dystopia where people who still know how to read are called wordwakers) Warlord: What does this one say, wordwaker? Me: Campbell’s chunky beef & vegetable
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Robert G. Callahan, II - author / attorney @rcallahanwaco.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
⚪️ Evangelicals mad because Kendrick showed how easy it is to call out predators on stage but they won’t do it.
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