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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic
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🔆 @macenby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The fuck you mean "Chef Boyardee doesn't like spaghettios?"
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When fascists win, centrists get to feel good about themselves because they are kinder and more tolerant than those people. When progressives win, centrists find themselves cruel and narrow minded by comparison, and can't bear that feeling.
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🔆 @macenby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Here's one of the beepers I used to commit mass war crimes. Also, Hasan Piker is a little bitch. It is a problem for Hasan Piker that I, a person with an explosive beeper used to kill children in my hand, do not like him."
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🔆 @macenby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You can tell they're serious educators by the way they leave the state the second they don't get exactly what they want.
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🔆 @macenby.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*While apologizing to the fluffer*: "kind of a strategic pivot if you think about it."
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Primordial Platypus @perfectclarity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh god we're Loss-ing the Sankey diagram
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🔆 @macenby.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is "Confederate Iconography having a moment in K-Pop" or did you just find one photo of one weird guy that you're expanding into a perceived systemic issue.
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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Jimmy Carter meme saying totally exonerated no wrongdoing
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🔆 @macenby.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Good Place (2016)
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
WTC Twin Towers with Ed Sheeran's face on them. A motion blurred Ms. Rachel is flying towards the towers.
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🔆 @macenby.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Very much looking forward to the new rash of videos of people struggling for days to beat that new impossible Soulsborne-style super boss and it's like, a twisted version or Dorothy's Aunt Em.
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🔆 @macenby.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Not even into Digimon like that, but I do appreciate that I believe him when he says this. Like, someone saying Digimon is their favorite shit is at least being sincere.
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🔆 @macenby.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A dejected man puts his hand on his head and says "jeez, my 9/11 novelty shirts just aren't selling like they used to." Next to him is a shirt that says "6-7, 9-11" with the twin towers being held by hands doing the 6-7 weighing gesture." He observes another man successfully selling t-shirts and says "The Charlie Kirk guy is raking it in." The shirt he is selling depicts Charlie Kirk as Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender. The caption is "Counting or not counting Aang Violence."
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rocco @essencerare.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“you’re being counterproductive and anti-social”
elizabeth holmes
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you find yourself getting dogpiled often on social media it's probably because you are an irritating gremlin who is constantly saying stupid shit
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selfcest de personagem problemático @broto.solar · 27/08/2026
good afternoon
bootleg plushies of hornet and the vessel from hollow knight with the text of 'repost to cancel GTA 6"
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🔆 @macenby.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Took some doing, but I can confirm that the sore loser is French
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🔆 @macenby.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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🔆 @macenby.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
*concerningly wet fart sounds*
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Metal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The meme from the Spider-Man film where Willem dafoe says I'm something of a scientist myself.
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Gary Alexander @garyalexander.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Look the "spreadsheet people" thing is very simple. Imagine a self-righteous religious person whose response to your very real hardship is "Well, God has a plan." Now imagine instead of the Bible they're citing employment statistics, median household income, and consumer confidence.
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"Why is my Bluesky timeline all Petre Parker fanart?" Asks "Man" Who Is About To Realize Why.
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🔆 @macenby.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Just hitting the fast forward button here on your logic: no, it's actually not a breech of the social contract or whatever to not want to see ads on the internet. It's actually perfectly normal to not want to be advertised to wherever you go.
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🔆 @macenby.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Eve6 voice: AOC do you like alternative rock
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🔆 @macenby.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Someday
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🔆 @macenby.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Seeing Zombieland in theatres in Columbus, Ohio opening night, and when the main character is revealed to be trying to get to Columbus, the audience practically erupted with I'll say...chatter? Not like joy or wonder, but more like, "so do they change the city name based on where it's airing, or???"
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Don’t send a man to do a woman’s job
The four time World Cup winners the USWNT
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🔆 @macenby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This about sums up the attempt at replacing workforces with AI: "Surely I, Joe Businessowner will be the one person clever enough to not have to pay for labor, yet still benefit from a society of people with means."
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Brilliance Proper @brillianceproper.com · 28/06/2026
Some Sunday Black Boy Joy
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In Medias Malone @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“Root cause” thinking is often a way of preserving the status quo. “We can’t put in AC—we must fix climate change” okay you’re consigning elderly and vulnerable people to death while nothing happens to the root cause
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🔆 @macenby.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Remembering mediclit
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🔆 @macenby.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I don't think it needs to be international news every time it gets to feeling like an Arizona winter evening in the UK. That modest heat makes them quite a bit sillier than usual.
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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
We have an opportunity in this moment. A responsibility. To insist on everyone’s humanity, all the way through.
"One of the clearest lessons from this election is that Democratic voters want leaders who refuse to compromise on anyone's humanity. Throughout this campaign, we ran on building bridges and embracing a politics rooted in solidarity and shared safety, rather than fear and division. As I said last night: ‘I will aim to be one of the Jewish Congressmembers most willing to stand up for Palestinian freedom, human rights, and dignity. And I will stand just as firmly against bigotry aimed at Jews. Those are not two different jobs. They are the same job.’ Hillel taught that lesson two thousand years ago, and last night’s results highlight its importance for Jewish politics in New York City today."
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🔆 @macenby.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Love how we get to pretend forever that it was anyone other than the millions of old independent white men who felt comfortable voting for Biden but not Harris that cost her the election. Go yell at your dad instead of socialists on the internet.
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Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This place has the juice and don’t let them tell you different
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/06/2026
Study: Majority Of Middle-Aged Men Lack Support Network They’ll Need To Handle Neil Young’s Death theonion.com/study-majority-of-midd…
Study: Majority Of Middle-Aged Men Lack Support Network They’ll Need To Handle Neil Young’s Death
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/06/2026
NBA struggling to deal with the fact that Wemby is revealing himself to be a “what if Superman was evil” scenario
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🔆 @macenby.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
And that's what having a socialist mayor and the power of friendship can do for your city as well!
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Queer Gold 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🙌🏾 (she/they) @queergold.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Gwyneth Paltrow will have diarrhea for a year if this post gets 100 likes.
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🎆 oceaned min 🎆 @oceanminex.myatproto.social · 30/05/2026
Repost to scare Bluesky developers
Scott the Woz leaning on a TV that says “PORN” on it
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🔆 @macenby.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The problem with this as a troll is that "COGE" doesn't fucking mean anything. It's dumb to do this this way.
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
GOOD NEWS! Researchers at Stanford University have developed a UNIVERSAL vaccine known as GLA-3M-052-LS+OVA, that protects against a wide range of respiratory viruses, bacteria AND even allergens. The vaccine is delivered intranasally AND provides broad protection in the lungs for several MONTHS.
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Goodbye to seasonal viruses as we know them: the first universal vaccine against respiratory infections and allergies is now closer than ever
Scientists are getting closer to a universal nasal vaccine that could protect against respiratory viruses, bacteria and even allergies
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🔆 @macenby.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
TIL that the Night Vale guy thinks he invented the concept of iterating on incredibly common horror tropes that he can't possibly lay claim to. Like as if the concept of townies not taking Eldritch threats seriously is a recent innovation. Incredible.
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Molly James @mollyjames.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
quick little Halply doodle for this morning
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