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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 13h

It’s 2028. Mergers, streaming have collapsed.New outlets emerge with big socialist gov’t money. OFMD gets scooped up - a 21 episode final season. We’re Wolves is also released, with hard-copy blooper reels, commentary and a dog bowl popcorn bucket. Rhys get an Oscar. Climate change/reversed.

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I Dream Of Jeannie: Im Watching You, I Got My Eye On You

ALT: I Dream Of Jeannie: Im Watching You, I Got My Eye On You

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

ISTG this story chapter taps into a thing very much in the air today and I LOVE IT to pieces. My little heart leaped! The whole thing❤️

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

except I’d walk the Gardner and go to the room where they keep the empty frames, and I would look through the frames for the Christ in the Storm on the Sea of Galilee, 4 o’clock with my heart in my hands, now that’s something I understand m.youtube.com/watch?v=hPov...

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Girlfriend (Live At Long Branch Saloon, Berkeley, CA / 1972)

YouTube video by The Modern Lovers - Topic

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

this has nothing to do with anything but if anyone here is looking for a really good candle, this is my favorite, by SoyMuchBrighter in Beverly, MA. I originally bought one through Hauswitch but these are avail at their online shop. It’s an excellent writing candle. it lasts FOREVER

candle on books

TEMPEST
a portal to cleansing
violet + ozone +petrichor
Soy Much Brighter Candle Co.
Art by Alyssa Schadhauser

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

cw: young person death for the second time in as many years my daughter has lost a sweet friend way too young. In this instance it was a freak health thing, but still. Way way way too young😭

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GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

always gonna make time for Edward Teach, smaller than a peach (because he’s one crabapple tall) #ofmd #ofmdfanart

Black and white digital sketch of a tiny Ed Teach batting his big innocent doe eyes and standing next to an apple, proving that he’s literally one apple tall.

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

look, I’m a female of a certain age (about to hit 53) and I wake up ANNOYED. So if you have any minor annoyances, please - hand them over. Let me carry them for you today so you can go back to living your best life. I will even throw in a couple of scowls if you like👐

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Give It Now Give It To Me

ALT: Give It Now Give It To Me

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

watching the new East of Eden series and there’s something way off with the audio. It sounds like badly dubbed foreign film.

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

1- it was originally built as a book depository 2 - the penthouse was designed by a “dedicated sailor” with countless nautical touches 3 - the Inn, but make it rooftop Big Gentleman Pirate in the City vibes, here www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

woke up to 800 images of 2 county sheriffs in full gear banging on the door to my grandmother’s house in NY from 3-3:30am(security cams). Called the police there- they said repeat 9-11 calls came from the landline. Landline has been off for 2 years. Said it was listed to my very dead grandfather😒

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A WIP - “Robert Redford is Depressed” - where Ed returns to his *kind of* childhood home after his mum’s death. Robert Redford is her dog. Stede is the emergency-line vet he’s been calling.

They use the side door this time, bypassing the clinic, which is too bad because Ed so loved that blue hallway with its nautical paintings hung this way and that. He'd like to take time there, study each one up close for clues about Stede, what makes him so interested in ships and shipbuilding. But the house is no less charming, and when Stede takes his leather coat to a hook somewhere, Ed soaks it all in.
Nothing is square or level, nothing is quite straight. He smiles at that - Stede moving into this little farmhouse after coming out to his actual wife, then setting about decorating the coziest, wonkiest, never-straight home. He moves close up to a series of small canvases covered in colorful, exuberant monsters. Many are bright, mustard yellow, some a shocking orange.
Your wife paint these?
Ha. Those, Stede is so close behind Ed he can feel the heat of his breath on his neck, would be from Alma's monster period.
Quite something, aren't they?
Fucking love them.
Me too. During those first months after the divorce she did nothing but sit at that table
- Stede gestures toward a well loved old

- Stede gestures toward a well loved old pine table in the kitchen - and paint. She was oh, 6-7ish? Lu - that's her younger brother - he could not have given two shits less. He just wanted to be out there with the cows.
Apple/tree, huh?
Something like that, I suppose.
Stede hands Ed a glass of wine, and Ed notices Stede's glass is just sparkling water.
Sorry mate - if you don't drink, I don't need to -
Oh! Haha. No. Love a glass or four of wine, actually, but I'm your driver tonight, remember? You and the famous, Mr.
Robert Redford. Precious cargo. Water is just fine. Maybe another time, I can show you around the brewpub's menu and we can both Uber home.
Ed is hot. Blushing on his neck, why did that make him so hot? Precious cargo, such a dad line, such a DAD house, everything so soft and colorful and well-used, and here is Stede not having a single glass of wine with dinner just because he has to get Ed home safely.
Fuck his ears are on fucking fire

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I am too old to feel guilty for LOVING these.

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Lucia ✨🏴‍☠️🎨🏳️‍🌈✨ @citrussyndicate.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Gentle forehead kisses and snuggles 😚😌 #OFMDfanart #OFMD

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Talking to my grandmother (100!) on the phone and she was SO SO SO happy bc my aunt brought her dinner and pre-buttered the bread. She can’t get the butter packs (assisted living) open on her own. She has not had buttered *anything* in 2 years🥺 When I tell you this woman loves butter

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Betty White as Rose Nylund: My Entire Life Revolved Around Butter

ALT: Betty White as Rose Nylund: My Entire Life Revolved Around Butter

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Monday. Dark, raining for the fourth day in a row. Brain: menopausal couscous(the worst kind!). Head: hurty. Neck:pinchy. Mood: bitchy. What kind of sage do I burn for this??????

rhys darby in short poppies. ligs on display. shorts short and red. White tee says “only the pos” and he triumphantly holds flowers.

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I have never been a draft editor, I mean, I CAN add/subtract/touch-up etc. but I was taught true revision is a re-envisioning and so here I am, 30k words into a thing, like fuuuuuuck I gotta scrap it and start over. And usually whatever but this one idk. I think it just needs a new structure? 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

never NOT moved by Hanif Abdurraqib’s words. From an IG post made today, about making room for someone in your life (and more)

nifmuhammad
If you are fortunate enough to live several years, and if you are fortunate enough to have the math of your several years shake out so that they are slightly more blessing than they are burden, you may believe -- as I do -- that we don't actually get Only One Life, as it is often said. We get, I think, many lives tucked into the arc of our time here, with each other. Lives that we cannot fathom until they are upon us, lives we cannot fathom until, perhaps, someone who loves us shines a light on the possibilities that remain.

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I am not going to get through winter without a project. It’s already too dark, too often!

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🎃mahnah🎃 @mahnah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If anyone has any extra coins to spare, im still selling prints, probably til end of year Also open to doing some c0mms as well to help my family, let me know if you're interested! 🫶🏽

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

not to be a Geese bro but I *really really really* NEED Cameron Winter to perform Dracula’s Lament live before I die. #cameronwinter #draculaslament anyway, Nausicaa m.youtube.com/watch?v=xlWa...

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Cameron Winter - Nausicaä (Love Will Be Revealed) @ Paris La Bellevilloise 29/04/2025

YouTube video by MoiLikehome

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

In S3, 5 years on, we get brief and steamy flashbacks, both of them wistfully, hornily recalling THAT FIRST TIME now that the marriage bed has cooled…

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

went over to the beach to see the incoming nor’easter waves and Buttons says nbd

beach with foamy surf and surfers in water. seagull in foreground on sand

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"In my opinion, there's nothing in this world Beats a '52 Vincent and a Redheaded girl” a throwback. I am nothing if not a whore for a crazy prompt archiveofourown.org/works/77627291

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New Session | Archive of Our Own

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

yay - 3 weeks into the school year and already the high school admin is blatantly violating daughter’s IEP. That might be an all time record! Fucking dicks

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Intense Angry Rage

ALT: Intense Angry Rage

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i was not adequately prepared for the amount of vomiting in “Tony”🤢

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Lucia ✨🏴‍☠️🎨🏳️‍🌈✨ @citrussyndicate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Pumpkin Spice Stede wishes you a happy first day of autumn! 🎃🍂 May your autumn vibes be immaculate, friends. #OFMDfanart #OFMD

A digital drawing of Stede Bonnet from Our Flag Means Death dressed in an orange and yellow and green outfit that has big autumn vibes. He’s grinning happily.

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I pretty much always start a story with the ending and work to get there, but I have this BEHEMOTH that’s more like a terrarium I set up and sometimes open the lid like, hey guys, catch me up. Very odd and I don’t like it but I’m genuinely curious where it ends.

view of the valley from the hill

green and blue and somewhere there is the hudson

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

spent the entire day in a hell of my own making (upholstering things) and now I am sliding into pasta coma and sad I missed rhys’ watch party😭 He looks so pink and chipper in all the stills! How was it?

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

been a minute since I really fell in love with a book😒 I have like 7 or 8 on deck and nothing really pulls me in, you know? Please feel free to rec something you recently read and LOVED - book or fic 👇

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Every day for MONTHS, some guys show up, get in this machine and move chunks of granite for an hour, then leave. We see no end goal. What’d they do today? Moved that rock there. Tomorrow, they move it back. Hilarious, I think, as I type away at one doc or another, zero end goal in sight🤣

some kind of digging bobcat? two guys in hi-vis vests move rocks

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

a local realtor using a Gnossienne to sell a bajillion dollar house? it’s too early in the morning for this, guy

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

little me mixing the dial soap with the prell shampoo with the strawberry bath gel with the je nate to make a tub potion/ old me mixing the arnica w/the magnesium w/the mint w/the epsom w/the st. johns wart w/the retinols to make a shower potion 🤝

After Bath Splash
Jeannate
ORIGINAL
bottle of yellow “perfume”

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

lightly whiskered. fuzzy like a peach, even

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