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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 3h
Xbox announces XBOX LABS, seemingly inspired by a bunch of vibe coded nonsense. aftermath.site/xbox-labs-vibe...
the splash page for Xbox Labs, which just shows a place to input your email and really nothing else aside from footage put through an annoying filter
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no @lynchianfarts.bsky.social · 9h
Danny McBride doing a G.I. Joe adaptation is dope and I'm not even a huge fan of the cartoon, it's just refreshing to see a comedy guy as unique as him take on a franchise like this, it's something totally unexpected but also so right, nobody but a mullet guy could do this dumb shit justice lmao
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The BBC’s transphobia is not just BBC News
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Rook-o'-lantern Saproling @tcolahan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
There's an Onion article for everything! 🤣
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Hardcore Weezer Fan Hates Everything Band Has Released Since Forming
OAKLAND, CA—Stressing that the band had gone downhill since the days they came into existence, hardcore Weezer fan Nathan Staples told reporters Friday that he has hated everything the band released s...
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 10/10/2026
a new contender has emerged
Alexander Skarsgard, in a gold suit, and Olivia Colman attend the screening of “Wicker” during The 70th BFI London Film Festival at BFI Southbank on October 08, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Laura Rose/Dave Benett/WireImage)
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Laminariales @kelpkelpkelp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Isn't this the plot of Avatar?
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Jason Notte @notteham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey @koin6.bsky.social , maybe this might have something to do with that “allegedly” that you couldn’t get the weekend crew to report out.
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John Thelefty @johnnthelefty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Neo-Nazis/white nationalists held a "whites only" conference in Portland this weekend with speakers like Peter Brimelow and Jared Taylor. Brimelow was a guest speaker invited by Stephen Miller when he went to Duke. Now Miller is Trumps senior advisor on immigration. 1/
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Woah Duderino @woahduderino.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No one wearing a fucking Horst Wessel t-shirt is an “alleged white supremacist.” Time for a Woah Duderino “news writing 101” course.
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Woah Duderino @woahduderino.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Former journalist here: you don’t have to use the word “alleged” when talking about the people who ClarkLewis served lunch to. You saw the flier showcasing the weekend’s speakers - every last one of them is a white supremacist/white nationalist/Nazi. There is no “alleged” about it - they are Nazis.
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Uzza @uzzamodea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One of the dozens of white supremacists who got caught brunching at Clarklewis yesterday was an ancient bonehead & self-made historian named Thomas Cyr aka 7homas777. He was the dude in the animal print pants & Horst Wessel shirt - an homage to an early nazi paramilitary martyr.
A group of Nazis. One of them is in animal print pants. That is Thomas Cyr.An older man smiling into his camera. He has on a leather jacket with metal studs.
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Tom, Legally Certified Date Simmelier @iiotenki.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Numerous people have already been pointing out for days that western reporting on this is an embarrassingly inaccurate game of telephone, so I'll instead reiterate that it doesn't cost that much to just have a real translator on standby to vet such reports. I know budgets are tight, but come on.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
uh no thanks, if I go to lunch with someone from the "other side" i'm getting arrested in the parking lot for throwing hands
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 05/10/2026
Spirit Halloween finally found something scarier than the prices.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
please do not post photos of barbour jackets in early october if you're not also voting for policies to address global warming
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
George Santos would not only have dropped that child he would have punched him in the face because George Santos doesn't go half way
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‘Good God’: Vivek Ramaswamy becomes laughing stock after nearly dropping child
Republican Ohio gubernatorial candidate Vivek Ramaswamy was ridiculed en masse Saturday after nearly dropping a child at a GOP rally in Vandalia, Ohio.Video of the rally, at which President Donald Tru...
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Joy🏳️‍⚧️ 又 @safewithjoy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s now safe to turn off your computer
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Morning Kitten #Caturday
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LucasTheGuy (MINOR!!) @lucas.night.vn.ua · 01/10/2026
when i wanna play video games but my bitch switch wants to play orange
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Prolific rape and pedophile defender Michael Tracey is now melting down over the backlash to him doxxing Jane Doe and lying that he never did it. Even though he admitted to it in the same day
Someone described as a "CNN Creator" put out this video claiming I called for the "doxxing" of Jane Doe, and now a nationwide movement has been sparked against me. I NEVER CALLED FOR "DOXXING." CNN APPARENTLY OPPOSES WHAT IS CALLED "REPORTING" ON CLAIMANTS IN CIVIL PROCEEDINGSAfter identifying Jane Doe earlier tonight, I have now removed the information I published. Why? Because the principle has been served: to underscore that permanently anonymizing litigants who make sensational, spectacular, reputation-destroying claims about others -- so long as they can self-declare some form of victimization -- cannot be countenanced.

It's destructive, and an egregious abuse of the legal system by huckster plaintiff's lawyers. This practice has to end. Lawyers who seek to monetize this sleazy tactic should have to think A LOT HARDER about the claims they're willing to throw out into the public domain, using impressionable clients who may not even know what they're getting themselves into.

So why have I now removed her information?

Because I don't believe she's the main "villain" here. I primarily blame the bottom-feeding, media-manipulating, sleazebag lawyers who've made a whole cash-grab industry out of this racket.

Thomas Giuffra in particular has a lot to answer for. He's the central reason for the
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Jon Kimball @jonkimball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This really made me think
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 02/10/2026
When the Marvel movie is too dark.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
getting mad at the pope for not thinking the chatbot has a soul is easily the funniest thing I've read all week
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Count Zackula @impactzack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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👻ZH00000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Dynasty Begins:
Sergeant Kipling on instagram and his comic shows the beginning of the eunuch saga
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no @lynchianfarts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
dc gotta make geoff johns write green lantern till he 90 holy peak
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 01/10/2026
found this when I was looking for something else and I just think it's a wonderful image
old guy sitting at a machine in a casino with a neon yellow shirt that says on the back, "legalize mother/son marriage"
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WereBen! @benimated.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Super Intelligence”
Marvin from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Behaviores Report: 100% Goode!
Orange and white cat stretches a paw for a high five. His behavior report is 100% good.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
u can not convince me these are not orange popsicles left in the freezer for three years
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
DOOM HANGS DONG?!?!?!
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Goose the Moose @fubarspeaks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"As President, I support and protect the Constipation. Nobody understands the Constipation better than me!"
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Amadeus Mozart
ALT: Amadeus Mozart
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026
Sen. Eric Schmitt is an international laughingstock. He’s up for reelection in 2028, so we’ll have to work on him later.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He looks like Forrest MacNeil after he got all the work done and rampaged around the cult that was in his dad’s yard
Andy Daly very fake tanned as Forrest MacNeil
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't think the right realizes how much of the internet is run by programmed and powered by queers. The brain drain in STEM alone is all but guaranteeing the end of US domination in those fields
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👻ZH00000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Have we checked Albania
Eric Adams former mayor of NYC in Albania
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TashenuBOOOOOOOOste @tashenubaste.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Boy, they got some REAL bad news this weekend, huh. (He also spammed like 2 dozen photos from Xi's visit in 3 minutes this afternoon, what's that about...)
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Wan! On WAN🐾 @bloodjam.art · 26/09/2026
It's crazy that people are pointing out the shoes... Dude, those shoes were on a promo for House, in 2009. A thread features them, and that thread was made in 2011. The shoe manufactured tags stop at 2013 So it's not "debunked". It fits the timeline. 3kelvin.livejournal.com/13356.html?n...
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Ninja-Jordan...but Spooky @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What's really making me upset about this is the cult of oneyplays fans who are tying themselves in knots to try and disprove this. They claim its a "nothingburger" but then need to examine shoes in the backround and a mole on the victim's neck to claim its all fake and probably AI. It's just sad.
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ghillie suit larry @sistersyzygy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the Newgrounds userbase is essentially the Epstein List at this point and instead of Epstein it's Shadman and they're all still very open about fucking with him
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Jacob Stevens @jomamatime.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The amount of people I’ve seen, including “leftists” and “feminists”, coping for O’Neil is alarming. The comment sections talking about her story (filled with failed “debunks”) are enough to show that we’re in a crisis with how victims of sexual abuse and grooming are treated. Very very sad.
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Saint Sherman - The Ultimate Patriot @claypotter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The first outlet that uses SI will be removed from my feed forever.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“It’s not natural to keep them indoors!” Well, Churu treats and veterinary care aren’t natural either, but I’ll keep giving both to my happy, healthy kitty.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"indoor cats are miserable and they long for the outdoors and you are depriving them of their true nature by trapping them inside" okay here's my cat when he was outdoors vs now that's he's indoors
orange cat all beat up and bloody in the snow :( orange cat asleep splayed out on his side on his blanket
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CharlieBrown's Family @charliebrowntc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, presenting: Sally and banana
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