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Ninja-Jordan

@ninjaxjordan.bsky.social
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I'm a video game critic, enthusiast and self-trained Ninja.

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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I should be surprised by this, but that would mean being surprised that the company that locked characters in SF6 behind a $180CAD paywall. Made fast travel in DD2 a microtransaction, and makes you pay for character recustomization in every modern MH. CAPCOM has BEEN scummy for years now.
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‘A Future Where We Create Games Together With AI’ — Capcom Announces Plans to Transform the RE Engine Into an AI-Generation Game Engine
Resident Evil and Street Fighter developer Capcom revealed some big changes coming to its RE Engine, which they plan to gradually improve and transform into an "AI-generation game engine."
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've actually been enjoying Streaming these past few days. Wonder if I should start a Spooky October stream since it IS the first...
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Lorraine🍬 @lorandbehold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok here we go 🍝 Spaghetti Celesti: Devour the Heavens ⛅ is out now for free!! 🍴 the best pixel spaghetti of your life ↪️ prepare them & fork them perfectly ⭐ get those 5-stars reviews 😡 and be quick ! the people are hangry play it at punkcake.itch.io/spaghetti-celesti #fallingblockjam #pixelart
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What's really making me upset about this is the cult of oneyplays fans who are tying themselves in knots to try and disprove this. They claim its a "nothingburger" but then need to examine shoes in the backround and a mole on the victim's neck to claim its all fake and probably AI. It's just sad.
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wunkypunk @jambase.net · 23/09/2026
holy shit y'all pay attention to this please :/
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
PIRATE.EVERYTHING. DOWNLOADING BITTORRENT, VLC MEDIA PLAYER AND GOING TO THEPIRATEBAY.COM IS NOT THAT FUCKING HARD AND Y'ALL NEED TO STOP PRETENDING LIKE IT IS.
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Can we take a minute to appreciate how underrated Alien Ant Farm was and how their cover of Smooth Criminal is OBJECTIVLEY better than the original?
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Alien Ant Farm - Smooth Criminal (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by AlienAntFarmVEVO
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oi! Meus amigos do #brasilsky! Você conhece o Dominoid? É o melhor jogo indie de quebra-cabeça que você vai jogar este ano! É grátis, mas dê alguns Reais aos desenvolvedores!
dingdongvg.itch.io
DOMINOID by DingDongVG
An arcade-styled falling block puzzle game. Stack DOMINIDS, form RINGS, build COMBOS, & earn EXP to LEVEL UP!
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hey #gamesky and #indiesky. Did you know about Dominoid? It's legit one of the best indie falling-block puzzle games you'll play and its about to get a HUGE update including online multiplayer. Spread it as far as you can!
dingdongvg.itch.io
DOMINOID by DingDongVG
An arcade-styled falling block puzzle game. Stack DOMINIDS, form RINGS, build COMBOS, & earn EXP to LEVEL UP!
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DingDongVG @dingdongvg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Newest Patreon post is live! SILVER and GOLD patrons can play the latest version of DOMINOID right now! Solve over 90 puzzles or make your own. The new versus mode offers the option to play against CPU opponents or to go against friends online (featuring lobbies, replay saving, and spectating).
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DOMINOID : Version 1.0.2 | WAN! WAN!
DOMINOID : Version 1.0.2 by WAN! WAN! on Patreon. Join WAN! WAN!'s community for exclusive content and updates.
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Finally finished my arcade, very happy with how it turned out.
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Professor Layton ended for me when Akira Tago passed. I knew the series would never be the same without him, and I was mostly right. Level-5 shoveling GenAI into not just Layton but ALL their games flies in the face of Tago's legacy and the artistry that used to define these games. It's a tragedy.
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ravenous.
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I legitimatley screamed.
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Metroid Ravenous – Nintendo Direct 9.9.2026
YouTube video by Nintendo of America
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Alright, let's hear about how Kirby's hat has too much detail.
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm anticipating the Switch 2 Remake of this song.
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Zelda: Ocarina of Time WITH LYRICS feat. Dave Bulmer - Brentalfloss
YouTube video by brentalfloss
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Pulling from the Ubisoft playbook I see.
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
$120 CAD (after tax) for Elden Ring on Switch 2!? Yeah...I'm good.
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Thanks for everyone who came by the stream! It was a lot of fun! Looking forward to more drawing more and playing more games!
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DingDongVG @dingdongvg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
DOMINOID update almost ready to go (doing some final tests/fixes) : Challenge CPU opponents in VERSUS! Try PUZZLE MODE or create your own puzzles with the PUZZLE EDITOR! Take things ONLINE and compete with players in lobbies, spectate matches, and even save and watch replays in the REPLAY THEATER!
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Three decent cards off a 10-pack. #PokemonTCGP
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry finally escaped to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by Capitalism... Heaven.
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ninja-Jordan enjoyin' a cuppa.
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Artists, post your fanart!
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CGMagazine @cgmagazine.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"Starsand Island may be a decent game if played on any other platform, but the Nintendo Switch 2 version is an absolute joke." www.cgmagonline.com/review/game/sta… #StarsandIsland
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DingDongVG @dingdongvg.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
DOMINOID will be receiving a major update next week. QOL changes, bug fixes, new game modes - including the brand new VERSUS MODE. Challenge either a friend or a computer opponent as you race to create huge chains and leave them buried! Form RINGS to build up your SHIELD to block incoming attacks.
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
GTA VI costs $158CAD after tax. Is this game taking the piss? And what the fuck is 1-month of GTA+? This one game is going to cost almost $200 and have a monthly subscription? I'm sorry, but it and Rockstar can fuck all the way off.
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Some solid gets off a 10-pack. #pokemontcgp
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I saw Bunny Day trending and my first thought was...wait, wasn't that on March?
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Animal Crossing Pocket Camp: Easter Bunny Dance
ALT: Animal Crossing Pocket Camp: Easter Bunny Dance
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I get why so many people want to see Toadsworth in modern Mario media, but I also kind of prefer how taking him out of this art kind of makes this a tender moment between Mario and Peach.
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Listen. I was there for those Dingdong streams. Regardless of what you think about it, people got harassed for trying to be there for others. That happened and it shouldn't be diminished or forgotten. Real people got hurt, people who didn't even do anything.
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suitNtie22 -> Keyboard Warrior Available Now! @suitntie22.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
✨Keyboard Warrior - Available Now! ✨ - Small single player typing action! - Achievements - Cute Mouse Save the forest from evil robots causing havoc! #lowpoly #indiegame #n64 #gamedev #indiedev #indiegames
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DingDongVG @dingdongvg.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Games, games, and even MORE games! We've got a LOT we'll be covering in our latest (and very LATE) upcoming Patreon post. Tough Bippy, Trigger Treat, Summer Resort, Dominoid, and much much more. Stay tuned!
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I reviewed Splatoon Raiders! Its genuinely a lot of fun. Its the freedom of loadout choice I've wanted in Splatoon for a while! Alongside cohesive level design and more interesting storytelling. It's not perfect, but if they carry like 80% of these ideas into Splatoon 4, I'll be a happy boy.
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Splatoon Raiders (Nintendo Switch 2) Review - CGMagazine
Splatoon Raiders is proof positive the series can evolve past its competitive multiplayer roots, creating a fun and engaging ARPG experience that’s hard to put down.
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
One the one hand, Nintendo *could* be the good guys here and just give refunds. On the other, I kind of love the schadenfreude of them being like, "You voted for this fucking moron. Now you gotta pay the price. Why y'all making Trump our problem?"
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Yacht Club Games @yachtclubgames.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Tenebrous Isle is filled with strange creatures, dangerous denizens, and big bosses standing between Mina and her mission. 🐭🕯️ Ever wonder what they’re all called? Our latest blog post puts names to the fiends, bosses, and bizarre enemies of Mina the Hollower. Link below! 🔽
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
So apparently, Microsoft's genius plan was: • Purchase every studio to force people to buy an Xbox • Do absolutely nothing with those studios • Panic when no one bought Xboxs • Systematically shut down every studio they bought
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I honestly don't care if its gauche to say this as a game journo, but seriously PIRATE EVERYTHING. Pirate as much as you can, while you still can. These corpos consistently want to remove your access to games then cry about how theft is ruining the industry. THEY'RE RUINING THE FUCKING INDUSTRY!
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CGMagazine @cgmagazine.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"Rhythm Heaven Groove is not only incredibly fun, backed by an amazing soundtrack, but it's so unbelievably accessible practically everyone can play it." www.cgmagonline.com/review/game/rhy… #Nintendo #RhythmHeavenGroove
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Just remember Epic laid off 1000 people because Fortnite wasn't making enough money. Enough for another promotional tie-in apparently
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
So let me get this straight. GTA6 is going to cost $20 more than the average game, have no physical version and lock basic features behind a $100 special edition? Are you telling me the company that made 5 BILLION dollars off microtransactions would engage in predatory practices? Nooooooooooo...
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Tycho (or Omin, or Jamison, or Stavrenn, or...) @cwtycho.penny-arcade.com · 24/06/2026
I don't want to be a dick or whatever, but the Steam Machine is a computer. It's a fucking computer, guys
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Well if EVERYONE is talking about Star Fox, I guess I'll add that I reviewed it for CGMag
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Star Fox (Nintendo Switch 2) Review - CGMagazine
Star Fox maintains everything that was good about its N64 inspiration and enhances it with stellar visuals, an incredible soundtrack and masterful presentation.
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Alright I'm ready for Ring Racers.
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I don't claim to be good at sprite-work, nor do I understand the first thing about creating pixel art, but I am kind of in love with this goofy thing I drew for Sonic Ring Racers
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
And that's a wrap on Mina. Instant classic, can't wait to revisit this in a year!
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I know Dunkey already made this joke, but in light of the recent Microsoft emails and shuttering Compuslion Games, this screenshot from the Xbox Games Showcase is particularly hilarious (if not OBSCENELY optimistic)
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Ninja-Jordan @ninjaxjordan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I'm only now finding it very funny that the final boss of #MinaTheHollower is a cat...
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