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TashenuBOOOOOOOOste @tashenubaste.bsky.social · 50m
If anybody can clean up the text on that paper I'm interested. But I wanna talk about his ear.
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Aram Shabanian @aramshabanian.bsky.social · 7h
the shit you need to be wearing to take the fight to them is deeply expensive and makes you a huge fucking target
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Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 7h
Welding gloves do not typically provide enough protection to pick up a burning tear gas grenade and will provide no significant protection against a delayed/malfunctioning flashbang if you pick it up.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 3h
Thread (before you yell at either of us please note nobody here is defending the sentences and Akiva says lower down that they should be pardoned)
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 9h
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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TashenuBOOOOOOOOste @tashenubaste.bsky.social · 15h
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Scarlet Witch in WandaVision
ALT: Scarlet Witch in WandaVision
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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A tweet saying “Matcha pilates in bali before a labubu rave” being quoted by someone who posted a picture of Jabba the Hutt.
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 15h
My whole area was Republican Town from Family Guy until 2016 and had a mass change to the point we don’t even have a GOP mayor as of 2025 In 7 years we took a State Senate seat and the mayorship along with other municipal races that like 500 people vote in. Changes can happen and quickly
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TashenuBOOOOOOOOste @tashenubaste.bsky.social · 15h
Quick reminder that the bubonic plague can be easily treated with modern antibiotics. There's a place in YNP where there are chipmunks that you get close to, and there's a sign there to tell you to be careful because you might get the plague. It never went away but is also kinda nbd on its own.
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TashenuBOOOOOOOOste @tashenubaste.bsky.social · 16h
Wh...what?
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TashenuBOOOOOOOOste @tashenubaste.bsky.social · 17h
One of my least favorite unimportant things I hate about this man is that he challenges my belief in ghosts.
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𝔻𝕒𝕟 🏈🍻💀 @danmynrd.bsky.social · 17h
Oujia Board: N E B R A S K A W I T H I N M A R G I N OF E R R O R NRSC Chair, Sen Tim Scott: and is that good?
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TashenuBOOOOOOOOste @tashenubaste.bsky.social · 17h
Oh, no, Dickie and Mikey ~ big mad ~, huh.
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TashenuBOOOOOOOOste @tashenubaste.bsky.social · 17h
This is why I don't get the "wHy aRe tHeY sEnDiNg hIm tO sAfE sTaTeS" thing.* They're doing it because the goal is to keep him placated. Not to get anywhere. This is how they keep him from calling in the nuke codes. *I know Nebraska's not as safe as you'd expect but still
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 19h
This is criminal.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 22h
Just a reminder: Tillis persuaded the woman Hegseth allegedly raped to come forward with her story, and told her that if she did, it would sink the nomination. She did. At great risk to herself. Tillis then cast the deciding vote for Hegseth. Because he’s a goddamned coward.
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Outgoing Sen. Tillis regrets pivotal vote for Hegseth: ‘He’s an actor. He’s not a manager’
Outgoing Sen. Thom Tillis spoke to MS NOW about regretting his vote to confirm Pete Hegseth and his strained relationship with Trump.
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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 21h
It's been such a long few years, I'd forgotten this particular rape accusation against Hegseth. The woman told police she may have been drugged. Hegseth, who was married to one woman and had just had a baby with another, said it was consensual but paid her $50k to settle. He was confirmed anyway.
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TashenuBOOOOOOOOste @tashenubaste.bsky.social · 18h
If you move from one area code to another area code but the new area code matches the first number--and preferably at least one of the other numbers--of your old area code, you'll end up with a lot of people who get this weird look when they hear it. Like, they know it's wrong but not quite WHY.
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TashenuBOOOOOOOOste @tashenubaste.bsky.social · 19h
My dad has the Tillis interview on and the only thing Tillis has is "well but Democrats..." Man, fuck this loser.
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TashenuBOOOOOOOOste @tashenubaste.bsky.social · 19h
"Assassin used secret "Bob Dole" ALIAS!" Uhhh...what party do they think Bob Dole was in.
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TashenuBOOOOOOOOste @tashenubaste.bsky.social · 19h
Update: the very nice driver said "god bless you" to me in English and the rest of our convo was in Spanish & now I have actual, real pizza & pierogies & half a sandwich on a proper sub roll and he has a baller tip. (There are so many tiny things in life my ADHD & anxiety make into Big Deals.)
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Golden Girls: Sophia Petrillo's Win-Win Reaction
ALT: Golden Girls: Sophia Petrillo's Win-Win Reaction
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Freddie Mercury's Pajamas @libbityboo.bsky.social · 19h
There are NO safe blue states or races. You think that because other ppl consistently & quietly VOTE. THEIR votes keep your useless loud online asses safe & cushy. Tom is rich & and privileged, btw. He's got the resources to buffer the effects of GOP rule. Do you?
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 19h
I literally had a white worker tell me he did not want his children to do better than he did because what was wrong with the life he provided? They are incredibly small people.
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TashenuBOOOOOOOOste @tashenubaste.bsky.social · 19h
How he legit pictures "germs" I bet:
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Cartoon Germs Attack
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 21h
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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TashenuBOOOOOOOOste @tashenubaste.bsky.social · 19h
Me, having taken 45 minutes to work up the courage to order DoorDash and now anxiously watching the webpage and rehearsing what to say when he gets here after a 20-minute drive:
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Boerenkool Bachten: Judy Garland op tractor
ALT: Boerenkool Bachten: Judy Garland op tractor
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TashenuBOOOOOOOOste @tashenubaste.bsky.social · 19h
...why don't his arms match.
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TashenuBOOOOOOOOste @tashenubaste.bsky.social · 19h
His skin is a nightmare, jfc. Also: mouth droop.
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TashenuBOOOOOOOOste @tashenubaste.bsky.social · 19h
Lindsey Graham said none of that to T***p. There would have been no reason to have spoken about his sister like that, and "loyal" is not a word he would have cared about. That's a T***p word. As for the gutter trash-ness of his transphobic bullshit:
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Zach Galifianakis: From The Heart (Middle Finger)
ALT: Zach Galifianakis: From The Heart (Middle Finger)
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TashenuBOOOOOOOOste @tashenubaste.bsky.social · 19h
Why are they letting a lady who can't tell her hallucinations from reality have a microphone?
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PortiaMcGonagal @portiamcgonagal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But someone who won statewide twice and stood up to Trump had to be run out of the race. Great job. apnews.com/article/jack...
apnews.com
Troy Jackson is scrambling to defeat Maine Sen. Susan Collins. Time is not on his side
Maine Democratic Senate nominee Troy Jackson is racing against time in his bid to unseat Sen. Susan Collins.
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TashenuBOOOOOOOOste @tashenubaste.bsky.social · 19h
Unless Jake Tapper is calling out the fact that Rick Scott committed Medicare fraud while asking him about Medicare, I don't gaf what either of these yabbos has to say. Do your fucking job, Jake.
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Brittany @sameoldstory.co · 20h
What does this have to do with Democrats
This is what women on the right say about another woman who was gang raped. These are the same people our current Dem leadership thinks should be allowed to participate in normal society after we wrest control from the psychos. 1/2

Media Matters for America • @mmfa.... • 2h
Megyn Kelly: "
...this is probably a first for her.
She's probably thrilled to be so admired because she clearly didn't grow up the incredibly beautiful one."
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TashenuBOOOOOOOOste @tashenubaste.bsky.social · 20h
I had to look it up. His mother apparently actually named him "Briscoe."
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Anthony L. Fisher @anthonylfisher.bsky.social · 21h
Found the perfect screengrab to use the next time someone tries to tell me I’m missing out on important discourse by not using Elon Musk’s mircoblog site
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TashenuBOOOOOOOOste @tashenubaste.bsky.social · 20h
shot - shot - chaser
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
orc samizdat (booker longlisted)
@unplaceableface
went back in time to kill jesus and stop christianity from happening. unfortunately, due to a sleight misunderstanding on my part,
1:44 AM • 2022-10-24
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 20h
@banalplay

this car has rules to prevent it from becoming a gremlin

@StonkKing4

$TSLA Cybertruck owners ..

1) do NOT wash your car in sunlight and

2) do NOT tell Tesla SCs that you drove it through a car wash (like this guy) even if you turned on Car Wash Mode. They will void your warranty.
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Pierce @pierceah66.bsky.social · 20h
Kean started running deeply misleading ads about her over paid leave so I guess this explains that beyond his pathetic attempt to shield himself. newjerseyglobe.com/congress/ben...
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Bennett raises a towering $4 million in Q3 in race to oust Kean in NJ-7 - New Jersey Globe
In one of the nation’s most competitive House districts, Democrat Rebecca Bennett has raised an astronomical $4 million in the third quarter of this year,
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TashenuBOOOOOOOOste @tashenubaste.bsky.social · 21h
Also if anyone can find this commercial, I will Venmo you $20.
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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Holy fuckballs. I got a picture of a red-shouldered hawk in flight! (I’ve poorly adjusted the colour a smidge to slightly enhance the markings, but on my iPhone)
Red-shouldered hawk in flight - wings completely outstretched - you can even see its eye!
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TashenuBOOOOOOOOste @tashenubaste.bsky.social · 21h
When I was a kid, those Time Life commercials for Mysteries of the Unexplained had a little blip abt what I think were neutrinos: "invisible particles that pass through Earth, & come out the other side." I had a secret: I could see them. Turns out, sadly, that I just have clear visual floaters.
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TashenuBOOOOOOOOste @tashenubaste.bsky.social · 22h
Quasimodo descends from the bell tower to stroke himself and tell you everything's fine.
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TashenuBOOOOOOOOste @tashenubaste.bsky.social · 22h
My dad got a Census ACS in the mail today and he's ranting and raving about it because That's His Thing. Meanwhile, I went to see wtf it was, and...are you f'ing kidding me right now. What part of that second paragraph are they actually DOING.
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 05/10/2026
Shared by Ashley Biden on Instagram
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Amy Mode Activated 🪷 ᓚᘏᗢ ಇ. @activateamymode.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is an excellent explanation.
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c0ast3r 🎃 @c0ast3r.endrun.io · 04/10/2026
Oh, it is Tad Devine, Rick Gates and Paul Manafort close friend and business partner.
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c0ast3r 🎃 @c0ast3r.endrun.io · 04/10/2026
Here is a list of campaigns Tad Devine has lost. Carter (‘80) Mondale (‘84) Dukakis (‘88) Kerrey (‘92) Gore (2000) Kerry (‘04) Sanders (‘16) Yang (‘20)
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TashenuBOOOOOOOOste @tashenubaste.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It just occurred to me we're 1 month out and I haven't received any campaign material whatsoever from Andy Harris OR Dan Schwartz, and I'm starting to take that kinda personal.
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