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Lydia Scribe

@lydiascribe.bsky.social
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Future author, future podcaster, future miracleworker. Someday I'll be someone.

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Lydia Scribe @lydiascribe.bsky.social · 49m
Oof, came for my throat, did you, Dwarf Fortress? 😂
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Spino @spino.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These new collab villagers are crazy #kirby #animalcrossing
Galactic Nova, Star Dream, Nova from Kirby Air Riders (Nova Noire), Leongar, King Dedede, and PyribbitMagolor, Queen Sectonia, and Taranza
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 20h
woman who is shocked to be considered "well-liked" among her friends; previously assumed all her friends secretly hate her and just stuck around because they havent realized that everyone feels that way
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gertritude @gertritude.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1. Go outside. (This is where all the interesting ideas are.)

GIANT SUN: What if you wrote your own DND inspired romantasy novel?

ME, EXITING CARTOON HOUSE: Hot dog!
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PokéJungle — Friend of Malamar @pokejungle.bsky.social · 23h
The Japanese Pokémon Center has teased a new merchandise line with the art below featuring Dedenne and Joltik ⚡
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Dark Laughter @darklaughtertdb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hegseth is a great example of a common type of officer who's ended up in charge of something, doesn't have a clue how to do the job, and just falls back on PT, grooming, slogans, and searching for scapegoats. If you put him in charge of a Cinnabon he would do the exact same things.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Soul Music “In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book.”
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cynthia loves u @lesbiats.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
im gonna be a little old trans lady one day and im gonna hold my little old trans lady wifes hand and im gonna give her a little kiss on the cheek and we're gonna be like 80 and we're still going to be alive and we're going to be happy
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I don't like saying this But if ya willing to help out OregontheDM on Pal and Ven GingerbreadGolem on Cash Phrasing to avoid bots lol
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Lydia Scribe @lydiascribe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
nooooooooooooooooooo 😩
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Kevin Moorebidity @kevinwmoore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
From this day on 2012: probably the most popular thing I’ve ever drawn.
TinTin discovers Edward Said.
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Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 30/09/2026
this is based, actually
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link altink :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb: @link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Cool ass image of a mammoth captioned "when the random wave of sadness ends and I remember I'm actually goated"
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Lydia Scribe @lydiascribe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HOME-COOKED When you put your heart into making a meal for someone, roll + FIRE. On a hit, they enjoy what you made. On a 7-9, choose 1: * You run out of a critical seasoning; take -1 Ongoing on FIRE rolls until you replace it. * The taste is... off. Gain the Eww Tag. * You accidentally POISON THEM.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Superman (2025) scene where he's losing his cool

Post from @pastapilled

It takes strength to be gentle and kind you stupid fucking idiot
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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But We Mustn't Ruin HIS Life By me and @postcardsbybecky.bsky.social Read more cartoons! —> #Policartoon Support the cartoons! —>patreon.com/barry
Four-panel cartoon with a tiny kicker panel below.

PANEL 1. A Black delivery worker stands beside her van, holding a package. She looks downcast.

WOMAN: Everywhere I went I was terrified I’d run into **him**. I couldn’t sleep, couldn’t concentrate…  
WOMAN: After I failed two classes I lost my scholarship.

PANEL 2. A girl in pink sits on a bicycle on a residential street, looking down.

GIRL: He sent the video to everyone in school. **Everyone**. I had to be homeschooled until I could get into a different school.

PANEL 3. A woman sits in an apartment armchair, holding a baby who pats her face. She looks sad.

WOMAN: It’s been ten years… My therapist says PTSD isn’t ever cured, but it’s something I can learn to manage.

PANEL 4. A hand holds a phone showing a male podcaster at a microphone.

MAN: Nobody feels worse than me about what happened — but we can’t ruin these young men’s lives!

KICKER. The podcaster speaks with Barry, the cartoonist.

BARRY: What sort of thing would “ruin their lives”?  
MAN: Being expelled. Or being publicly criticized. Or made to switch dorms. Or to switch a class. Basically, anything he might notice.
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Lydia Scribe @lydiascribe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imo the more salient objection is the one Dan Olson puts forth in "The People vs. Superman:" "In the old movies, superheroes saved people. In the new ones, they stop villains. Some people think there's no difference."
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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my dreams are so nice because its a different world
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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Lydia Scribe @lydiascribe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rumpety-thumpety Lydia Scribe is a Wordsmith, a creature of Rhythm and rhyme Lost in her idylls, she Sings and she dances, but Nobody notices Half of the time
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Lydia Scribe @lydiascribe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#ttrpgidea: Discord Elysium simulator. Not Everyone is John, which would be its own thing, but one where each character has their own neurotic brain architecture. Or maybe I'm just proposing a game that models plurality in an interesting mechanical way.
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Lydia Scribe @lydiascribe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
...why is there "Choosin' Texas" discourse? I mean, I've heard it, because I have a country channel as one of my presets, and as a song, it's... fine. Better than the "Christmas List" country songs: cold beer, pickup truck, dirt roads, etc. Also the "drinking is my only personality trait" songs.
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Lydia Scribe @lydiascribe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
😐😔
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 24/09/2026
An autistic woman who was seemingly fine when you changed plans on her at the 11th hour was not, in fact, fine, it has been revealed. Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/TheDailyTism...
A woman wearing large round sunglasses frowns at her phone and looks very miffed
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i need more friends i can cuddle in a platonic way
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fixated :o) ➡️ PLUSHIE CAMPAIGN 💜 @iamfixated.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
behold this small vivian
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Andy Diggle @andydiggle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My Glock system went rogue and issued 9mm agents which accessed the internal organs of several victims. Please give me billions of dollars to help me regulate the behavior of the gun whose trigger I keep pulling.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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A person says "whyyyy am I am miserable all the time" 

They go girl mode and say "ok that helped but everything else is still. Fucked"
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Windows NT 4.0 @winnt4fan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#touhou #東方Project
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the "iced coffee at a job interview" discussion is obviously stupid but also a great representation of the fact that every single HR person/recruiter has their own different made up rules for candidates and all of them think they are absolutely correct
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Lydia Scribe @lydiascribe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay, I was wrong. The mood swings are the worst. I'm even on a new depression medication, and I'm still lying here wishing I was dead 😭😭😭 I'm ruining everything that was good in my life, and I don't even know why I'm doing it 😔😔😔 I'm just... I'm done. I don't want to be me anymore 🫩🫩🫩
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This means that in order to achieve happiness you actually have to put in the effort of love, socialization and self-criticism. All of which will still be painful and fraught with difficulty.
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Lydia Scribe @lydiascribe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A couple of days ago, I had a nervous breakdown. Afterwards, I... didn't like board games anymore? Like, I'll still play them, sure, but my interest in collecting them, going to board game nights, etc. has completely evaporated. I don't know. I'm running out of interests to not have 😭😭
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Lydia Scribe @lydiascribe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Great. My "period" symptoms are back. Y'know, I can deal with the mood swings, the tiredness, whatever, but the chest pain is the worst. It feels like I'm trying to breathe the LCL from Evangelion. Like I have to expend effort to breathe out and get it outta my lungs. At least I don't get cramps! 🙃
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Lydia Scribe @lydiascribe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Update: Last night, I hypnotically induced myself to avoid bothering my roommate. First, I won't speak first; I will only respond to a prompt from them. Second, I will "gray rock" anything they say or ask of me. My roommate doesn't want a human friend. They want a puppy. I can be that.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 25/09/2026
The only thing worse than nobody noticing you is somebody acknowledging your stupid, embarrassing existence, a study has revealed.
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Study finds only thing worse than being ignored is being perceived
The only thing worse than nobody noticing you is somebody acknowledging your stupid, embarrassing existence, a study has revealed. The study, conducted by researchers who had reportedly “run out of…
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Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"I am glad that you are all here,” Pope Leo said aboard plane to France in response to CNN Vatican reporter who asked for comment on the banning of some journalists from White House. "It is necessary and I think it is very important to have good media coverage everywhere and for everyone,” Leo said.
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Lydia Scribe @lydiascribe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm cheating and doing the first 3 letters, because imo Fuckia Scribe is funnier than Fucka.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@alydixonisOK

doctor at my check up asked me if i had “any feelings of depression or anxiety” and i said “don’t we all” and she said “no” lol
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 👏 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/things-to-do-32419113
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Lydia Scribe @lydiascribe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've basically learned I should never say anything to my roommate anymore, because they always take it the worst possible way. I should only answer questions directly posed to me, and not provide any thoughts, jokes, or teasing of my own. ...This relationship seems hella toxic, y'all. ☹️
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bowie deschanel @raisingonebrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’d prefer a furry president to this one
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How to start your day
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Rylie Fennec @fennecfoxrylie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stay mad. 🛫
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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜 @thenemosystem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Real. Our transition goals are "ma'a-- uh.. sir? Uh.. ma'am?" [Crumbles from confusion]
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Eivind HM. @eivind1984.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The internet is a store but it used to be a library er fader meg den mest presise oppsummeringen av vår tid noen sinne
skjermbilde av innlegg på mastodon fra wehpudicabok@kind.social: "YOU USED TO BE ABLE TO FIND INFORMATION ON THE INTERNET. i sound insane right now because the internet is a store but it used to be a library"
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Lydia Scribe @lydiascribe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
...I mean, I'm not gonna eat McDonald's! I can do that at home! 😂
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Lydia Scribe @lydiascribe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of the greatest minds of our generation. Comedienne, leftist, absurdly busy podcaster. She does it all, ladies and germs! @postoctobrist.bsky.social
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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