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@luzjoy.bsky.social
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In search of Paradise on earth. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7x…

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
My favorite thing to do when it's cold outside . . . is not to go outside
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
Ask your doctor if socializing and human interaction is right for you.
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luzjoy.bsky.social @luzjoy.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
I wish these hands would still reach out to me.
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luzjoy.bsky.social @luzjoy.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
Our story began with a spark. Slowly it grew and now hot flames burn with desire, our bodies and our souls.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
People really hate when your posts aren't about their specific agenda.
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Pallavi @pallavi31.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
dear future self, I see U inhale a moon rise sigh into a sunset path of your intentions so bitter, so sweet yet U trudge along, riptide of blind corners force U to dive deep yet U are not afraid to drown, rooting for U in the story of you always, my hero love, your younger self
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
gonna deep clean my 13 year old’s room Monday, if anyone wants to come help and make a couple $$ hit me up and I have all the hazmat gear just bring yourself
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Pallavi @pallavi31.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
you say scars, I say stories
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
We all are a nightmare for someone.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
I remember about 20 years ago, talking on the phone with my best friend for hours about nothing. That sounds like a for real nightmare now
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𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 𝐃 𝐀 ❥ @littlegiinge.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
I accomplished a lot today and somehow there is still more to do. 
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luzjoy.bsky.social @luzjoy.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
Our story began with a spark. Slowly it grew and now hot flames burn with desire, our bodies and our souls.
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👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
My superpower is knowing the difference between ‘vulva’ and ‘vagina.’
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👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
If I were a book I’d be the Lift-the-Flap kind.
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𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 𝐃 𝐀 ❥ @littlegiinge.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
My horoscope said that my voice has the potential to create  positive change in the world.. so be nice fuckers. We’re all living in this hell hole.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
*ATTENTION* I am not one for announcements.
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
Fuck radioactive spiders, I want a radioactive Chris Hemsworth to bite me.
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👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
When the speed limit is 65-70 I like to keep a steady 69.
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👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
Only I could choke on a burp.
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👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
My To-Do List reads like a circus roster: - brush dogs - clean Crocs - rub down charley horses - kitty grooming
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
You strike me as someone who REALLY enjoys Dollar General.
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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
Headed to work out. When I get back I'm tossing a scoop of that pure whey powder on your ass.
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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
I'm the man of your dreams. But, like, the weird ones.
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Justmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
Remember when pregnant women had to kill rabbits! That was wild
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Justmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
In the mood to chortle
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
might fuck around and start a follow train, might stick my junk in your fish aquarium idk yet
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
chase your tail like no one is watching
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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
I think there's an easier and better way, and pretty soon it'll find me
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
imagine being married to me WRONG! more divorce
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luzjoy.bsky.social @luzjoy.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
I wish these hands would still reach out to me.
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The Mighty OCD @mightyocd.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
A cartoon with 2 Native Americans in the foreground and pilgrims sitting at a table in the background. One is holding a turkey and the other one is angrily pointing at the turkey saying "If you feed them, they'll never leave!"
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
Starting to regret my "Britney + Justin 4ever" tattoo.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
I bet you also look good on paper.
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King Vibes 🌹✍️ @kingvibes420.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
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King Vibes 🌹✍️ @kingvibes420.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
I like my personal space 6 feet away or 6 feet under.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
If I'm ever possessed by a spirit, I hope it's that of George Carlin.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
All my life I've been more of a catch and release type rather than just a catch.
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
I’M PANICKING AS FAST AS I CAN
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luzjoy.bsky.social @luzjoy.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
After a long journey through the jungle and the unknown, I finally managed to find other Twitter refugees. Now all that remains is to build a camp, light a campfire and see if there is coffee in this world.
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:⁠-⁠* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
Hey its my 200th post here, better make it count! ᵖᵒᵒᵖ
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