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Themesis Prime

@luxastarte.bsky.social
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Only the good die young, which is why I’m entering my villain era. I ❤️ @eleanorstrousers 🎮🎨😶‍🌫️⚧️🏳️‍🌈💜💛🤍🖤 They/Them Pittsburgh

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Eleanor’s Trousers @eleanorstrousers.bsky.social · 13h
Four YEARS after they went on strike, the journalists at the Post-Gazette have finally won the final case. Thinking of so many who had to walk away from their careers to make money to eat while the evil Block family sat on the money they’ve been due all this time.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 23h
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
New Arrested Development season sounds pretty good
My (32F) husband (36M) wants to start a restaurant for magicians', and it is tearing our family apart
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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Themesis Prime @luxastarte.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
honestly fuck this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ kids will always try things. regulate them better to stop kids instead of taking them away from everyone. I’m the child of smokers and I don’t smoke, and I think adults should be allowed to put substances in their bodies, even fruity fuckin nicotine.
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Themesis Prime @luxastarte.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Miriam Dom, pre-Vampire
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Themesis Prime @luxastarte.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m not even into nicotine bc it makes me throw up, but I’m PISSED that vapes are getting cancelled in PA by 10/19. It’s fuckin fascism rn let people put substances in our bodies if we want. This is against life liberty and the pursuit of happiness. I am right, no follow-ups.
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Andy Mackenzie @andymack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good morning. 'Batman's aff his Nut' by Robert Florence.
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Themesis Prime @luxastarte.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(warner-paramount) Skydance is the new (hbo) Max Who needs decades of institutional and reputational cache when some guy can just go, “Mine now and there will be no downside to this rename :)”
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Themesis Prime @luxastarte.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sick enough that today’s pronouns are he/him bc I’m king baby
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Themesis Prime @luxastarte.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
whomst among us hasn’t gotten trapped in the allegheny cemetery in lawrenceville? Classic sun up open, sun down close mixed with daylight waning
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Eleanor’s Trousers @eleanorstrousers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I will always repost this information. Not a single item of clothing pops out on a conveyer belt. Fabric doesn’t work that way. Human hands stitch them on sewing machines. I love bargains, but if you pay $2 for a tshirt that is because that human made very little money, likely in poor conditions.
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Themesis Prime @luxastarte.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
woke up with a sore af throat and im mad about it
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Wawa SkittleTits @onesingleheck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An update is available on our gofundme page. It includes what’s been good, what‘s been bad, and what’s coming up. Please donate and share if you can. 🩷
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Donate to Amber, Brooke, and the Wee Feline Detective, organized by Brooke Shank
Amber and Brooke’s GFM: Total: $12000 Thank you for looking at our Go… Brooke Shank needs your support for Amber, Brooke, and the Wee Feline Detective
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Themesis Prime @luxastarte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s very foggy
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i thought about this old tweet tonight and how nothing has ever aged better
@Merman_Melville • Jan 24, 2019
Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am an AI doomer inasmuch as I feel strongly that AI is doomed and that it is our responsibility to accelerate that doom.
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Themesis Prime @luxastarte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i was prepared for an outside show
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Themesis Prime @luxastarte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MUNA TODAY
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Themesis Prime @luxastarte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MUNA TOMORROW
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Themesis Prime @luxastarte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Perfect no notes
image of a medieval manticore that says “YOU EAT HUMANS”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
HIM: you better not be wearing Robes for Pythagoras when i get there MY SILLY ASS:
an old-timey catalog page of various "Robes For Pythagoras"
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Themesis Prime @luxastarte.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
weekend bus schedule has me catching the 3:10 at 3:27
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This comic has been a stumbling block to many of yinz. It's a thought terminating cliché. You are not ready for it, you are not there yet.
a character is shown telling his computer to say "I am alive," the computer says the line, and he responds, "Oh my god," as if shocked that the computer just admitted to being sentient
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JosABats @thejoshbanks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sluggo with a cup of worms telling Nancy “They pay me in WOIMS”
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Themesis Prime @luxastarte.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we are gonna get cherry cigarettes back before the war crimes are stopped
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Themesis Prime @luxastarte.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cool, do PA next. @governor.pa.gov
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Themesis Prime @luxastarte.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this seems cool
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Themesis Prime @luxastarte.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I went to the bathroom and they got right back on me. It’s fall, y’all.
The greybies in reverse order now, Watson in front sleeping and Wizard behind him
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Themesis Prime @luxastarte.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hi! Remember in February when we adopted a bonded pair and figured we would just never see the unsocial one, like a cryptid who lives under the bed?? It’s September, and I’ve got a lapful of 2 greybies. Truly, earning the love and trust of a small creature is one of life’s treasures.
The greybies both sleeping in my lap while I read Dungeon Crawler Carl
book 5The greybies, Dr Watson in front of The Dark Wizard, on the guest bed
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A man at a gay bar asks "hey before we go back to my place, I should ask: are you a top or a bottom?" Shadow the Hedgehog, wearing a croptop that says "SLUT" replies "I am ambivalent."
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Themesis Prime @luxastarte.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It seems like we had one Black mayor and Zappala simply hated the shit out of him. This all seems incredibly racist to me, considering C’OC is currently slurping hard on real estate and UPMC dong rn.
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Themesis Prime @luxastarte.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That’s a yikes from me,dawg
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Themesis Prime @luxastarte.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Several years ago a friend showed up like just so late to the bar and she said she was trying to parallel park and it wasn’t working and it took her an embarrassing amount of time to realize she was lining her mirror up with a mini cooper
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load bearing hole @homosupremacy69.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
SPONGE BOB ME BOY,
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I like when there's good news.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We can’t allow this man to get within striking distance of a viable presidential candidacy.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes a drug trip is a profound experience where you realize that you’ve been carrying pain in your heart for years, that you can forgive yourself. Other times you come up with a concept called “gay money” (money that’s gay) and you text your friend “gay money” days later. Both are healing. ❤️‍🩹
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Themesis Prime @luxastarte.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I miss privacy and the expectation of it
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Themesis Prime @luxastarte.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My nurtec is $460 but on the bright side I can immediately take an $.81 ativan about it
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Themesis Prime @luxastarte.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Themesis Prime @luxastarte.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
mom up all night great
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Themesis Prime @luxastarte.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
watcbing yet another SVU about anti-vaxxers being the reason for a measles outbreak and I am IRATE yet again at all the jenny mccarthys who got us here
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