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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
OH NAUR
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Doran! @lumpyrocks.gobirds.online · 09/09/2026
I'm SO jealous what
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
When we talk about bike infrastructure in the U.S. you'll often hear from suburban and rural folks that, "No one bikes here!" because they don't consider nondrivers. People will bike (or roll) if you give them safe, accessible infrastructure. Many super wide roads in the U.S. could accomodate this.
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Ham Brackets Scary 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎨 @thehamofficial.northsky.social · 26/08/2025
Just a little man #art #sketchbook #frog
sketches in my sketchbook of a frog. Upper left he is standing like a human, upper right he is sitting with arms resting on his knees, bottom he is running wearing a lilypad/lotus with straps as a backpack. All around these are little messy scribbly leaves and flowers
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Matt Gelb @mattgelb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
ONE HOUR AND 51 MINUTES
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Matt Gelb @mattgelb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Phillies 1, Braves 0. A 109-pitch shutout for Jesús Luzardo. It's their first 1-0 CG shutout win since Roy Halladay did it Sept. 14, 2011.
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 01/09/2025
happy labor day
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Oscar Goff @theoscargoff.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Friendly reminder that you can just do this and no one can stop you.
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rocky Horror was so influential because it introduced the idea that it can be homophobic to ask what the fuck the plot of a movie is
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Bob McName @bobmcname.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
YALL I GOT THE DETAILS AND OH BOY
MR BEAST
THE MOST DANGEROUS GAMES
The book.
Do note how there's so many copies they've had to double up by putting some behind Return of the Spider.ZHI. An adored Chinese gymnast, Lin Zhi will be forced to compete against her brother, Lin Jian (PLAYER #21), a platform diver who has no problem competing against anyone. This puts the two of them in the same discipline for the first time in their lives.

THE HOST. This mysterious disembodied character strikes fear into the heart of every player. His words alone have the power to change the player's lives and fortunes. Perhaps the most puzzling thing about him is his real agenda.

JIMMY. This is James Donaldson, AKA Mr Beast. A world-famous content creator known for his games and challenges. Jimmy has been asked by the content's organizers to help make the game as demanding as possible. He was approached by the organizers and believes in the mission behind these games. He believes the right person can help change everything for the better if given the right resources. Sharp, fair minded, and deeply loyal, he isn't afraid to stand up for the players when he suspects something is terribly wrong.3. THIS IS DANGEROUS. There will be rules. There will be medical support. There will be ways to step out if you have to. But—you can get hurt. YOU CAN DIE. That is not hype. That is the truth.78
Jimmy Donaldson is in London.
Normally he wouldn't, but right now, he hates that sentence. Because it means he's far away from the people he's grown to care about. And he's getting closer to the people he's trying to take down.
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christopher linoleum @scribblechris.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i'm a late-comer to Swan Boy, but one thing that I really appreciate that I have not seen a lot of commentary on is the lettering. It's totally legible while still being real inky and visibly hand-written, very in-keeping with the absurd and loose tone of the comic
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Liam Thomas @junkmail-lt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
there's a fundamentally cursed problem in design where people both want ranked systems to a) accurately capture player skill and b) serve as a way for players to progress and you cannot have both and every game wants both
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Accented Cinema @accentedcinema.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Niu Lai (lit. Cow Come) was released without a press kit. Movie theaters in China have begun making their own posters. Surprisingly, not an AI in sight, just ppl living in the mement.
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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Okay, one more, for the road. I haven't proxied the grail before now, and I got inspired. Good night, y'all 🖤
BLACK LOTUS
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(IT'S AN ARTIFACT, BUT IT DOESN'T SAY THAT HERE, WHOOPS)

EFFECTS: TAP, SAC, ADD 3
ANY COLOR YOU WANT, BAYBEE

FLAVOR TEXT: THE WORLD IS YOURS
POST MALONE, BUY THIS FROM ME FOR $50,000 USD

(This is a proxy by me.)
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 27/08/2026
It is a $13 billion company dropshipping the pluck, the irreverence, and the imagination of a twenty-six-year-old from 1993. And also your rare might be Copper Tablet.
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 27/08/2026
I have to fling poo at Zeta because it is a bold artistic statement that meets the moment, but if anyone involved had realized what that artistic statement is it would died before the end of the second meeting
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Lazzie BOO!! 😱 @lazzieb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
it is constitutionally impossible for the culture of eve online to ever change
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
crime in the city is out of control
a rough drawing of the interface of the website "nextdoor"
A man named Gerald Lerald had made a post saying "some homeless person hid their shit in my beautiful baby dog's ass and it came out on the pavement. I'm not touching that turd it's probably full of fentanyl. Crime is out of control in this city."
Attached is image (also drawn, not a real photo of a sidewalk) with a pixelated area in the middle of it.
Another user named Howard Gunt replies "We all know who's to blame for this. They want to destroy our entire way of life. They're not just letting it happen, they're making it happen."
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
"Magic for electricity?"
"Yes, there's no way we wouldn't use inexhaustible magical power for power generation."
"I see, since there are magics related to electricity, like summoning lightning."
"No, we're using basic flame magic."
"Flame? How does that produce electricity?"
"By boiling water with magical flames."
"Uh-huh."
"Then using the steam to turn the turbines."
"Oh."
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn't have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma's house. don't worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.
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Samuel @samuel.fm · 20/08/2026
“spreadsheet people”
Insult deflection meme. Bullet bounces off of “finance bros who don’t care” and hits “eve online players”
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/08/2026
"the smithsonian got a big chunk of its permanent african art collection from walt disney after his original vision for epcot failed" is one of those things that makes tons of sense if you know disney's whole deal and no sense at all in any other context
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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 14/08/2026
I think about this a lot.
Tim Henke
@TimHenke9
eat shit, René Magritte
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Mauv @ThatsMauvelous • 1d the machine refused to recognize my humanity until i professed to believe that a sign painted to look like a traffic light is indeed a traffic light.
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Select all squares with traffic lights
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Katie (the other one) @kayfabegamergirl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Thinking, as I often do, about this tumblr post
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This is going to sound like depressionposting but truly: my life got a lot better when I realized how little others think about me when I’m not in the room. I’m just a bit actor in the play of my friend’s and coworkers and acquaintances lives, I get to choose how I show up
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i think one of the most important things you learn about making connections with others is that a significant portion of the time people just do not know theyre doing what theyre doing
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sometimes someone is acting selfish because they just didnt think you had any interest in what theyre hogging. sometimes you dont get invited to the movies because your friend could have sworn that you said no. sometimes you think someone is mad at you because theyre bad at hiding how little sleep they got. we are all like little worlds that briefly crash into one another from time to time and we just arent physically capable of seeing the whole picture at once in those moments. and learning that really changed everything!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This is the most real-life Mario thing I’ve ever seen
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Elden Ring understood this
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
i'm tired of restaurants treating fries and tots as equally valid choices for a side. tots are an iterative improvement over fries by any metric we can measure. fries are a fully outdated technology. if you're still playing the fry meta in 2026 you're already behind the competition
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/07/2026
do we really need to have fart jokes in movies? i feel like they seldom advance the plot and they also make me uncomfortable. like it makes me wonder if it was really stinky on set and the actors had a bad time because of the smell
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 05/08/2026
i believe that framing vote counts as a real time game with swings and momentum is a direct product of how the 2000 election was handled by the media and eventually the supreme court
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"
image of a gold record superimposed on part of Vaughan Oliver's iconic cover for the Mountain Goats' "Tallahassee" album, with a banner beneath it showing the entire album cover, an RIAA seal, and the text: Presented to THE MOUNTAIN GOATS to commemorate the RIAA Gold certification of more than 500,000 copies of the 4AD single "No Children"
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New town every hour @townsusa.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Dacula, Georgia Pop: 6,350 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dacula,_Georg… Images: commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c…
picture of Dacula, Georgiapicture of Dacula, Georgiapicture of Dacula, Georgiapicture of Dacula, Georgia
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Oh we found the kid that the "what if the kid has bad vibes" post was written about
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I’m going to write Midrash based on this
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i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i've started leaving a cup of water that's "mine" (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated.
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God in the Garden of Eden
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
man holding his punching bag as if he were hugging it and the post is captioned "we don't have to fight anymore"
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Puré @komemerda.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
A second, even humbler goat #oc
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Jesus Zoidberg: Taller than Willie Lampkin @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Do I spend today celebrating or deleting old posts?
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Lainey Williams @endless-swords.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
i think she wants to hold hands
sketchy drawing of a woman walking along the side of a road and casting a long shadow. the shadow is much thinner than her, and slightly more colorful than the woman, who’s drawn in black and white and toned with dull yellow. one of the shadow’s arms is reaching out past where it should be and forming a clawlike shape, which mirrors the woman’s hand as she reaches forward.
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Patrick Flynn @itspatflynn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
REMINDER: Only 2 weeks until MUSIKFEST
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mismedleym (COMMS OPEN) @mismedleym.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
two lamps #art
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claire jadzia @clairejadzia.northsky.social · 17/07/2026
sorry but selling your soul for universes beyond sets & then putting out your official road map with three placeholders instead of even a set name for your ub releases is so funny to me like what are we doing here? normal magic sets continue to impress which just makes it all the more painful. sigh
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EssonnianDragon @essonniandragon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
OH MY FUCK THEY ACTUALLY DID THAT
Rabbi Yirmeya raises a dilemma: If one leg of the chick was within fifty cubits of the dovecote, and one leg was beyond fifty cubits, what is the halakha? The Gemara comments: And it was for his question about this far-fetched scenario that they removed Rabbi Yirmeya from the study hall, as he was apparently wasting the Sages’ time.

בָּעֵי רַבִּי יִרְמְיָה: רַגְלוֹ אַחַת בְּתוֹךְ חֲמִשִּׁים אַמָּה, וְרַגְלוֹ אַחַת חוּץ מֵחֲמִשִּׁים אַמָּה – מַהוּ? וְעַל דָּא אַפְּקוּהוּ לְרַבִּי יִרְמְיָה מִבֵּי מִדְרְשָׁא.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I don't know anything about womenswear, but I stumbled upon Caleigh O'Donnell's Instagram last year and find her content to be very thoughtful and substantive. Goes beyond "here's how to look cool" or "everyone needs this" cliches. Many frameworks can be applied to menswear. IG itscalbal
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jen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 09/07/2026
I love the California League
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Really enjoying the price is right subreddit
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Patrick Flynn @itspatflynn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
@edustattoos understood the assignment ~ performing with @jexxamusic at @exit6nw
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PJ Holden @pauljholden.com · 06/07/2026
In gremlins 2 when a panicked Pheobe Cates pulls the fire alarm, the fire alarm pontificates “Fire! The untamed element, oldest of man’s mysteries, giver of warmth [etc]” anyway that’s what it’s like when you google something now.
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